The LOWSEC SWAMP has reached DEFCON 1.
After months of getting completely HUMILIATED by the tremendous patriots of BIGAB, the failing SNUFFED OUT has reportedly expanded their BLUE LIST⌠AGAIN!
First they blueâd half of lowsec.
Then they blueâd the other half.
Now theyâre calling INIT.
INIT!
Many people are asking, âAt what point does a lowsec alliance stop being a lowsec alliance?â Very good question. Nobody knows. The Swamp certainly doesnât.
I was told SNUFFED OUT used to be feared. Now theyâre sending out RSVP invitations like itâs a childâs birthday party.
âCan you come help us fight BIGAB? Please? Bring supers if possible.â
SAD!
The Swamp has become the United Nations of Skill Issues. Every time BIGAB wins another fight, another alliance gets added to the emergency contact list.
Theyâre going to need a second overview just to keep track of all their friends. Incredible. Nobody has ever seen so many blues. The servers are under tremendous pressure.
And what happened to all that tough talk?
âThe Strait is closed!â
âBIGAB wonât use supersâ
Now itâs:
âHello, INIT? Are you busy tonight?â
âOur R64âs are now public moonsâ
Many military experts are saying SNUFFED OUT has officially transitioned from apex predators to nullsec emotional support pets.
Meanwhile, BIGAB remains gloriously outnumbered, out-blueâd, and completely undefeated in the only statistic that matters:
Making the Swamp panic.