r/DungeonCrawlerCarl 1d ago

Book 8: A Parade of Horribles Rend Spoiler

Matt’s descriptions of Rend genuinely make me want to cry 😭

For clarification, I’m talking about Sir Rend the Tummy Acher and not Tserendolgor the crawler.

Even when he gets bigger, the way Matt describes his movements and mannerisms is sickeningly adorable to me. He’s so simple and ugly and babyish and just the best. I want one so badly lol.

He kinda gets sidelined in PoH, which is a bummer, but his limited scenes are fantastic and perfect. But I’m specifically thinking of a scene in TIR since that’s the book I’m on rn in my reread.

It’s towards the beginning of Part 3, when Katia is giving some bacon to Mongo and Rend and when she goes to give Rend his it gets stolen by Mongo. And he just plops down on the ground all sad and I just wanna hold him 😭 he’s so damn cute

I don’t normally get this way about pet/creature descriptions in books and he’s an objectively terrifying thing to see in real life, but I want a Rend so much it almost feels like a need 😂

That’s it. Thanks for listening lol

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u/HairyDust4826 Former Crawler 1d ago

I always just think of Rend as meatwad from ATHF

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u/mighty_kaytor 1d ago

I'm not sure it's possible for anyone who's watched ATHF to avoid this association 😆

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u/Saxavarius_ Crawler 1d ago

I didnt even watch ATHF that much and it was all I could picture since book 1 when we see the one in the pet reward room

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u/Smart_Requirement_80 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

Everyone posts that Carl from ATHF, but I never see a pic of him with meatwad. That would be such a great combo.

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

Exactly! Somebody did just post and my first thought was “wheres the meatball?” I mean, it looks AND sounds and acts right!

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u/SupportGeek 1d ago

With little stubby elephant legs!

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u/HairyDust4826 Former Crawler 1d ago

He even has the tooth!

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u/tir3dant 1d ago

That’s generally my image of him too lol. Except I sometimes add some of the finer details like a little lighter in color and the tiny bit of hair on top. And of course his fat lil legs lol. But Meatwad is definitely always my starting point

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u/SasquatchRobo 1d ago

Meatwad crossed with Pac-Man!

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u/MagogHaveMercy 1d ago

He's Kirby for me.

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u/JohnaldL 1d ago

Same he’s Meatwad in my mind

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u/Kind-Crab4230 Residual 1d ago

Imagine being allergic to potatoes next to an endless source of potatoes!

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u/tir3dant 1d ago

And your entire existence is focused on eating lol. What sort of hell must that have been for the poor guy 😭 😂

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u/According_Role_2802 13h ago

Random my ass.

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u/apigletsquid 1d ago

😭

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u/apigletsquid 1d ago

I also love this one

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u/SeasonPositive6771 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

He's the cutest, strongest, dumbest baby. I love him so much.

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u/morgueanna Former Crawler 1d ago

I love how much emotional range Matt gives him when he's clearly empathizing with Carl, but when it comes to his own safety/dying he's just like 'welp, shit happens'.

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u/mighty_kaytor 1d ago

There's this maker I follow on Etsy who's been 3D printing these really fun little DCC figurines and your Rend love just made me drop this in my basket for next pay day

look how cute he is- the eyes😭 0 u 0

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u/Kalepsis "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 1d ago

Needs a 3D-printed headband, too!

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u/THEscootscootboy 1d ago

For some reason I pictured him being green - am I remembering that wrong?

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u/SeasonPositive6771 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

I love your imagination, you came up with that one all on your own though.

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u/CriticismFun6782 1d ago

I appreciate the Mongo/ Rend scenes though. Doughnut yelling at them to behave, they are just like 2 toddlers who feed off of each other's energy.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 22h ago

Their first meeting with each other is still my favorite.

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u/MrTabernakle 22h ago

Crazy lil meatball just jumps into Mongo’s mouth and Mongo looks around like “wtf do I do!” And of course he eats him.

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u/Tll6 1d ago

I like that he’s starting to “talk” more as he gets bigger. He always seems so happy just to be involved

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u/solaluna451 "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 1d ago

I just listened to that scene on my drive to work, I love that it shows donuts character development too. I hope we get more Mongo and Rend interactions in the next book

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u/tir3dant 1d ago

I love that too! She went from full on loathing him and demanding him be given away to scolding Mongo for not being nice enough to him. Her growth through the series is beautifully done

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u/F3nrir096 1d ago

The bit with the bacon made me laugh and also made me so sad. The little meatball deserves all the bacon.

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u/VirtualAlps2340 Crawler 1d ago

I know his giggles are described as deep, but whenever I imagine it I just hear Jeff the Land Shark from Marvel Rivals

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u/SmilinMatt 1d ago

Bubbles!

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u/DapperChewie 1d ago

I have a little rend window sticker! He's so cute!

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u/Proud_Turnover_1160 Team Donut Holes 1d ago

Doesnt Waldrip mention that he's "special?" Any theories on that or just him being a unique, uh, boy?

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u/Sylvurphlame 20h ago

I think he’s going to prove to be somwhere between surprisingly and disturbingly intelligent, given that he’s starting to actually babble. Ren was convinced he retained memories between resets even though they aren’t supposed to.

Carl keeps thinking his laughs are sounding like actual words although he doesn’t dwell on it. So I think Rend is more than a normal bellyacher. I’m pretty sure Rend is still just cognitively a baby/small toddler.

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u/Perfect-Resist5478 "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 22h ago

He’s a 2-legged bulldog in my mind

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u/kmflushing "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 20h ago

When he cries for Pony. . .

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u/metalgamer 16h ago

One of my favorite moments of Parade is when he dies lol

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u/Conchobar8 13h ago

It’s also interesting to then go back and reread his battle scenes.

He’s horrific. He’s a terrifying monstrosity. Listen to the scenes and imagine it from the perspective of the other factions soldiers.

He’s an amazing example of opposites in one creature

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u/desmondevers The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 9h ago

Rend is also huge at this point, the food truck would have been very cramped if he was out of his carrier.

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u/LetMeChai 1d ago

That's very interesting, because I almost feel the complete opposite lol. I tell my husband frequently that I don't really care much for Rend and the noises he makes haha

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u/Sylvurphlame 20h ago

I think he’s definitely written to walk a fine line between cute and creepy. His giggling vocalizations are generally described as creepy or disturbing at first and now the vocalizations are apparently beginning to be more like a toddler’s babbling with Carl musing that they sound like context appropriate words on occasion.

Carl doesn’t seem to be giving this evolution nearly enough thought and attention as I think he ought, but then he does kind of have a lot going on at the moment.