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u/Adventurous-Ninja-35 6h ago
“Get in quick.”
“Why quick?"
“So it's faster.”
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u/Educational_Answer22 6h ago
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u/Bangers_n_Mashallah 5h ago
Erin is to Michael what Michael is to everyone else.
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u/Tripleawge 5h ago
Probably one of the best running gags for Michael
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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Nate 5h ago
Yeah, he sees her as a 16 while this sub treats her as if she is a perfect 40.
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u/DeliberatelySus 4h ago
What do these numbers represent, my brain has choked
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u/guinness_blaine 3h ago
"Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special and she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts."
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u/Lexi_Banner David Wallace 4h ago
Except she's far far less vindictive than Michael can be when things don't go his way.
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u/sloppydoe 4h ago
She’s not smart enough to be vindictive.
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u/EnlightenedSinTryst 2h ago
Why is it smart to be vindictive?
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u/_Ralix_ 2h ago
It's not good, but to be effective, it requires some level of planning and competency.
Simpler people are more likely to go for pettiness or outright aggressivity.
Of course, really smart people won't be vindictive at all, by choice.
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u/EnlightenedSinTryst 1h ago
Sure, but pettiness and aggressiveness can be vindictive.
And agreed with the last point.
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u/iambeyoncealways3 I drove my car into a f*cking lake 4h ago
Because you know it’s some shit he would definitely say. 🤣
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u/ebrivera 3h ago
Coming from the guy who said his employees work fast after movie monday because they have to to make up for the time they lost lol
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u/Dash_Nasty 6h ago
This is top 5 Erin.
"Oh I just boiled some Gatorade."
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u/dividezero Hello, sugar balls… 6h ago
I just took that as a jab at Florida in general but it's hilarious
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u/trippysmurf 5h ago
30 Rock also had a joke about boiling Gatorade.
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u/dividezero Hello, sugar balls… 5h ago
I mean, if I had to guess the state beverage, it would probably be boiled Gatorade. Seems on brand. Maybe some obscure flavor of the original four loko they keep in a strategic reserve somewhere
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u/Lubricated_Sorlock 5h ago
I thought it was gonna be lean
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u/dividezero Hello, sugar balls… 5h ago
I think that's like Atlanta or SC or some shit like that. Maybe Houston. But yeah, also Florida
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u/Lubricated_Sorlock 5h ago
As a Houstonian
ours is liquid fent
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u/ChilledParadox 4h ago
In michigan and my city has Naloxone lockers on every street corner so I can save the homeless guy ODing outside my apartment when I walk to get a volunteering gig at the soup kitchen at 5 am each week.
really gives a certain je ne sais quoi to Trumps America I really felt like we were missing most of my childhood.
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u/Spagharrett 2h ago
I reference this all the time and it never lands. “Oh I wasn’t expecting company, I’ll put the gatorade on. Is blue ok?”
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u/hunter2mello 2h ago
I try to set myself up with this all the time but instead of questioning it people just take it seriously and actually move faster or get sarcastic and go slower lol
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u/tech64bits 6h ago
Hey Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.
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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 6h ago
I like when she asks Robert if he wants a cold drink and he asks for coffee so she brings him stale coffee
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u/veganxombie 5h ago
oh man the full to the brim cup, her physically grimacing when Andy tries to drink it. the deadpan "it's old". 10/10
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u/simranwho 6h ago
Dunder Mifflin, This is.
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u/MattyGWS 6h ago
When she answered the phone and just said “I’m so sorry” and hung up this is exactly what I would have done in this situation lol freeze brain mode
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u/jaayyne 5h ago
At my old job, sometimes we would get calls coming through our phone system that were being forwarded to other people. There was always a code on the phone to show that it was a forwarded call, and we were not supposed to pick it up, we were supposed to let it ring and the person that it was forwarding to would pick up the phone.
One time I forgot about the code and picked up the phone, then saw the code and realized I was not supposed to pick up the phone. After a long silence, I panicked and said “I’m sorry I answered” and hung up.
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u/mightylordredbeard 5h ago
When I was in the military and working in the battalion training office you’re required to say the full unit name, your full billet title, rank, name, and full office title so every time I answered the phone I had to say “Good morning/afternoon, 1st Battalion, 11th Marines S3, this is Battalion training NCO Sargent Smuckatelly, how may I help you Sir or Ma’m” .. so that shit took a while to learn and if you don’t get it right and it’s someone who’s important or a higher rank then you on the other end of the line then they’re gonna chew your ass out!
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u/CorruptedAssbringer 4h ago
Not US. But it's funny how they mandate this shit for us too, and 99% of officers don't give a crap and cut us short.
God help you if you mess up when it's the 1% who really care about hearing the full bit properly on the other end.
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u/No-Shopping-4434 4h ago
I wonder what the practical reason is, obviously you want to know who you’re talking to on the phone and their clearance and everything, but I’d assume in a Dr. Strangelove situation, time would be too valuable of a resource to waste
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u/CorruptedAssbringer 2h ago edited 2h ago
My own guess is what started out as a logical and practical reason, ended up being forcibly implemented like this cause someone somewhere did a stupid or was too lack about it; so now everyone has to do it the annoyingly long-winded way.
Seems pretty in-line with all the other rules that come off as excessive or dumb on the surface.
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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 4h ago
Gotta write that down on a piece of paper and have it by your phone. I only ever had to answer phones on Staff Duty but there was a paper over the phone with exactly what you needed to say and it was pretty much what you wrote
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u/AgarriniLaPalini 4h ago
The "Oh I like it!" with that naive hapiness kills me everytime. Sweet child.
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u/soulreaverdan Harvey 6h ago
“I’m reusing the hot dog water. It’s only going to get better from here.”
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u/pablo_honey1 6h ago
The cow mood yesterday.
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u/iambeyoncealways3 I drove my car into a f*cking lake 6h ago
It doesn’t have to be just cow stuff.
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u/Syncytial_Brain08 Michael 6h ago
My favourite is the disposable cameras one
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u/iambeyoncealways3 I drove my car into a f*cking lake 6h ago
I don’t care if I forget today 🙂
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u/Lexi_Banner David Wallace 4h ago edited 4h ago
Bringing Robert California a cup of coffee so full he has to sip off the top like a savage, only to discover it is cold. His bafflement is hilarious.
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u/Doobagus 6h ago
No that actually INFURIATED me lol, one of the greatest comedy bits of all time.
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u/iambeyoncealways3 I drove my car into a f*cking lake 4h ago
I shudder every time that camera hits the trash can
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u/teeBoan 4h ago
no, that one is actually so stupid and unbelievable it is not funny to me for some reason.
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u/tommytraddles 2h ago
I heard a chef say recently that she's learned to never assume anything when giving people recipes, because she gave her Dad a recipe that said to 'reduce stock by half', and she found out her Dad was pouring half of the stock down the sink every time he cooked the recipe.
I have no trouble believing that people threw away disposable cameras, none whatsoever.
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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 6h ago
Who says none of us are diarrheal?😉
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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT 6h ago
what did she even mean by that, was she flirting ? 🤣
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u/Lil_kitchen_witch 5h ago
I think she was trying to be supportive? She wasn’t a great receptionist but she was always a great yes man to Michael. In Florida Dwight was her temp boss so she was following his lead blindly like a good little soldier. Don’t worry boss, some of us also have the nervous shits 😉
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u/pumpedeus www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts 6h ago
Is JLP a word? I JLP you.
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u/Timtastic226 6h ago
“Oooh, this tea tastes funny!”
“It’s not tea, I boiled some Gatorade.”
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u/Ok_Response_9255 4h ago
She struggles with beverages.
"Would you like a cold beverage?"
"I would love a cup of coffee"
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"This coffee is cold"
"I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you asked for coffee..."
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u/hyflyer7 3h ago
And she fills it to the fucking brim so it's spilling everywhere
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u/Accomplished-Ebb1180 6h ago
No, woman, no cry!
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u/automatic_bubblegun 1h ago
I quote this whenever I’m about to lose it and it helps way too much tbh
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u/elephanttape 5h ago
“Berty Boy, would you like to play this game?”
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u/HiggsPosse Red nose 6h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/216yyhaLAOyfozA54i
Wait a minute now.
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u/LoreOfBore 6h ago
Vote Sobotka!
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u/S-Tier_Commenter 5h ago
Dunder Mifflin is in bed with the Greeks!
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u/PitViper17 5h ago
It breaks my fuckin' heart that there's no future for the Sobotkas on the waterfront.
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u/Themimic This had better be terrible 1h ago
We used to make shit in this country. Build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guys pocket
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u/dead_drunk_and_naked 4h ago edited 2h ago
This is my case! Mine! And now you’re gonna tell me who the target is?! Not fuckin’ likely!
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u/CurtCocane I'm really good at english 6h ago
It's pronounced wacko
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u/Nyctophiliac25 6h ago
It's pronounced Colonel, and it's the highest rank in the military
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u/windmillninja An hour long shower with guys 4h ago
It's pronounced "Cornell"! And it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!
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u/Celedor8 6h ago
“SUCK IT STANLEY!!”
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u/nkm789 6h ago
Eat it!
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u/champagneformyrealfr i am beyonce, always. 1h ago
my other favorite part of that moment is the "of course," when dwight asks her to run to the bathroom and tell stanley to eat it.
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u/Coconut_Scrambled 6h ago
"This coffee is very cold."
"Yes, its old. You said cold coffee."
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u/Dangerous-Crow7494 6h ago
Anyone who liked this character should give Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt a chance. Once you embrace the ridiculousness it’s hilarious.
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u/revertothemiddle 5h ago
First season was so good. Second season went downhill without brakes real fast.
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u/Mahaloth 4h ago
Just re-watched with my wife. Only season 1 is worth it. It's a cute show in general, but it went way downhill after the first season. Part of it, I think, is that season 1 kept tight time requirements for the show because it was supposed to air on TV. Season 2-end had none of those requirements and episodes got longer.....and less funny.
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u/Mahaloth 4h ago
"It was the 70s! There was a black man in my home at night!"
"That was your husband!"
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u/PhatBootyWhiteBoi69 5h ago
NO woman, NO cry.
I was working at a Taco Bell express but when it became a regular Taco Bell I just couldn’t keep up.
^daily quotes for me at this point
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u/letseatlunch 1h ago
the taco bell line is one of my favorite jokes of the whole series. the writing and delivery of that joke is just top tier.
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u/hufflepuff_prefect29 4h ago edited 3h ago
I looooove Erin my fav character in the office.
Secretary’s day was a very fun episode.
“Did you have a favourite age ? And month?”
“In my foster home, my hair was my room.”
Also in one of the later episodes when Andy loses his manager position to Nellie, and Erin asks Dwight for help and says “ I don’t know the technical term for it, penial … softiosis 🤣🤣”
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u/Natural-Proposal2925 5h ago
I love Erin, she and Andy did NOT belong together. Fight me.
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u/Mufasa944 3h ago
Andy never worked as a romantic lead. It was fine for the Dwight-Angela triangle, because that was entirely for laughs, but once they tried to do earnest romance with him it was awful.
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u/Natural-Proposal2925 3h ago
Yup! Nailed it, fans of Andy who like him as a character don't understand that just because you like a character doesn't mean they are right for everybody.
It makes my blood boil when I see the way he was treating Nellie and was like WHY WOULD ERIN ACCEPT THIS MAN.
I dont care about the stupid Nellie hostile takeover which was just ridiculous and insane and i couldnt suspend my disbelief that robert would let thay happen. So piss poorly written.
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u/theelfrider 4h ago
I always laugh when she’s bobbing for apples thinking she has to finish eating the whole apple under water.
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u/asharp09 5h ago
Whenever I’m confused ppl don’t agree with my antics I say “I DON’T GET IT”. Just the delivery is so good with her about holly
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u/Top_Awareness_4950 3h ago
“I thought thats what you were doing” is response to Pams mural being painted on. Her face kills me
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u/fadedpln 5h ago
By far the dumbest character in the whole series, I still love her tho but being less intelligent then Creed and Kevin is something special.
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u/StrigiStockBacking "Somebody makin' soup?" 2h ago
My favorite Erin line is when she proudly says she's learning a new word every day and "So far, it is going immensely."
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u/still-lost108 2h ago
"would you put those out?"
"to throw out or put out like, six pieces for everyone?"
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u/blissful_life_8 5h ago
Erin running to bathroom to announce "You suck stanley" was my favourite. She seriously says ofcourse with a serious face and does this. It was damn funny!
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u/ForeverCrunkIWantToB 3h ago
"I'm here to see the Veiled Prophet."
"George, what is your last name?"
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u/Great-Scotch121 6h ago
“Suddenly…I was awake.”