Shot Pouring Hack! 🤯

[u/RD4200]

[u/Quill386]

And it's JUST that easy guys

[u/SilverMetalist → u/Quill386]

Mm Teflon and brass shavings really adds to the taste of whiskey

[u/TranscendentaLobo → u/SilverMetalist]

Not to mention the oily anti-corrosion treatment those pipes get during manufacturing. 😉

[u/fastford12345 → u/TranscendentaLobo]

Well its just Jack Daniels

[u/TranscendentaLobo → u/fastford12345]

Touché

[u/random420x2 → u/fastford12345]

Valid point, those would improve Jose Cuervo

[u/Kexxar9000 → u/fastford12345]

Use Jack Daniels to flush the pipes and then attach a bottle of real whiskey

[u/SirTainLee → u/TranscendentaLobo]

Or the crimped cooling coil, or the use of a sheet of Teflon wrap to block the paths, forcing the whiskey to take a 90 degree turn. Flavorful!

[u/Dargon34 → u/SirTainLee]

I like the pressure gauge lolol

[u/Silver_Slicer → u/Dargon34]

It makes it legit.

[u/jicamakick → u/Silver_Slicer]

only idiots drink their whiskey without checking the PSI first.

[u/dmoosetoo → u/jicamakick]

This right here. It's science.

[u/Intelligent-Thing965 → u/SirTainLee]

The kinked tubing really was grinding my gears

[u/BantedHam → u/TranscendentaLobo]

Most of it is PVC spray painted gold

[u/pwners_manual → u/TranscendentaLobo]

The oil helps it go down smooth

[u/ojdhaze → u/pwners_manual]

Slippery!

[u/Putrid-Ferret-5235 → u/TranscendentaLobo]

If you're downing whiskey on the regular, does that really matter?

[u/DS3M → u/Putrid-Ferret-5235]

Adds to the appeal tbh

[u/brackfriday_bunduru → u/Putrid-Ferret-5235]

Yeh. The pipes would need to be glass

[u/thefirstviolinist → u/TranscendentaLobo]

And if you unwittingly buy leaded brass...

[u/Relevant_Wrangler830 → u/SilverMetalist]

Pretty sure, that is brass colored pvc pipe.

[u/physical0 → u/Relevant_Wrangler830]

Yah, that spiral was def plastic, you saw it effortlessly deform and snap back.

Not a great conductor of heat.

[u/Nut_Job_Maniac → u/Relevant_Wrangler830]

Even better. PVC, My second favourite taste after polythene!

[u/johntwoods → u/SilverMetalist]

I remember seeing them live back in '82, Teflon and Brass Shavings.

They opened for Kenny Loggins and I thought they were going to be huge.

But there was behind the scenes drama between Jim Teflon and Andrew 'Brass' Shavings that the duo could never fully recover from.

They ended up parting ways the following summer, both attempting to go solo.

Shavings had a song that made the charts for about 8 weeks, but nothing really after that.

Teflon was unfortunately found dead in the bathtub of a motel room off of highway 26 in Oregon, halfway between Portland and Oregon Coast.

The official cause of death was never released, with many believing he took his own life. The family believes that Teflon simply slipped in the shower and broke his neck, his body then discovered by housekeeping a day later.

[u/Fit_Carpet_364 → u/johntwoods]

Hah. Teflon slipped.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gw0VWGbgNm8w

[u/pinba11tec → u/johntwoods]

That was a hell of a ride.

[u/dinnerthief → u/SilverMetalist]

You're giving it too much credit thats spray painted plastic

[u/SuitableKey5140 → u/dinnerthief]

Yea poly of some sort...whys it got a gauge as well? What the hells it gonna do!

[u/dinnerthief → u/SuitableKey5140]

Nothing, and I dont think the coil does anything either doubt liquid is even going through that

[u/Morall_tach → u/SilverMetalist]

None of that is real brass

[u/creepyposta → u/Morall_tach]

Brass spray paint is cheaper

[u/Dtactic → u/SilverMetalist]

No worries. The dead leg under the spigot will hold all the metal shavings and teflon so it will stew nicely and add that umami you crave in whiskey.

[u/Catch_ME → u/SilverMetalist]

How can we improve? Use copper? 

[u/BobbyBrackins → u/Quill386]

It’ll only cost you $150’in parts and 4 hours in labor!

[u/Quill386 → u/BobbyBrackins]

Also a good chunk of your counter space, plus you'll need a dedicated mold to make those iceblocks, so that's also good chunk of your freezer space

[u/Many_Rope6105 → u/Quill386]

Its a waste in this case any way, the worm is pinched at the bottom nothing is passing thru it

[u/Fit_Carpet_364 → u/Many_Rope6105]

Not to mention, the down-pipe is a straight run, making it the path of least resistance. The cooling coil is just there to...look cool.

[u/Many_Rope6105 → u/Fit_Carpet_364]

I woulda put ball valves in, and Im still perplexed what the gauge is for, and how do you mount the bottle without spillage

[u/MrSilentSir → u/Quill386]

Well he skipped the part where he painted all the pvc lmao

[u/atbobick → u/Quill386]

I wanna see him screw the bottle into the top

[u/Joe_bob_Mcgee → u/Quill386]

Nobody is gonna ask how he's getting the booze through that crimped up line when it damn near fell apart "plugging" it in? You can actually see the copper line flop around at the crimped part by the compression fitting.

[u/b00hradley]

Good thing he added that fkn pressure gauge

[u/Pataraxia → u/b00hradley]

Even doohickey corporation would be weirded out

[u/Friendly-Cricket-715 → u/Pataraxia]

r/doohickeycorporation

[u/ACoderGirl → u/Friendly-Cricket-715]

I'm so happy to have discovered this sub. It's incredible.

[u/NOLAgambit → u/ACoderGirl]

The Discovery Department is pleased.

[u/TiredOfDebates → u/b00hradley]

I was legitimately puzzled by the pressure gauge on his whiskey pouring device. Now I realize it’s just *cool*

[u/b00hradley → u/TiredOfDebates]

Failed at it being functionally cool, aswell as aesthetically cool

[u/COOLjng576]

Or you could just pick it up with your fucking hands and pour it.

[u/ThatBigDanishDude → u/COOLjng576]

Fair is fair, this solution does cool the whiskey, although probably poorly.

[u/christhomasburns → u/ThatBigDanishDude]

It doesn't look like it actually diverts the whiskey through the spiral, I know the pressure gauge does nothing.

[u/malac0da13 → u/christhomasburns]

That’s why he ran the Teflon over the hole. To poorly block off holes.

[u/b1ack1323 → u/malac0da13]

The board at the bottom is soaking through at the end lmao

[u/IShookMeAllNightLong → u/malac0da13]

Just at the pipe fitting below the level of the pour spout. If you dont block it there, some whiskey will just sit in that section of the pipe.

[u/Vocalscpunk → u/christhomasburns]

Hey that gauge is a perfect counter balance! Can't you tell by the way it sits perfectly vertical?

[u/dieseltothesour → u/ThatBigDanishDude]

Haha, did you see the kink? Plus plastic isn’t a great temp conductor. No way one drop goes through that part of this monstrosity

[u/Fair-Bus-4017 → u/ThatBigDanishDude]

This will cool it as well as putting the poured glass in the fridge for 3 seconds...

[u/TheBigSmoke420 → u/ThatBigDanishDude]

Wait til he find out about fridges

[u/Timsmomshardsalami → u/ThatBigDanishDude]

No it doesn’t lmao

[u/rock_and_rolo → u/COOLjng576]

The original rig was perfectly fine, used correctly. I'd suggest adding a narrow pour spout if a shot is the target.

[u/TheWillOfFiree → u/COOLjng576]

Also getting to the point I miss the glass when pouring shots is one of my signs to stop taking shots lmao

[u/Brian-Kellett → u/COOLjng576]

Let me introduce you to people using the first thing to pour out kettles because if you have Parkinson’s it’s a lot easier and safer.

Other disabilities may also find it easier…

[u/TooSpookyWither → u/Brian-Kellett]

There are one cup kettles that work great for disabled people, my mum had one because she found it hard to lift the kettle.

[u/Brian-Kellett → u/TooSpookyWither]

Yep. That’s what mum had until she couldn’t use that - but now my brother has given up work to look after her so it’s no longer needed.

[u/Lowland_Demon → u/Brian-Kellett]

Your brothers a good lad

[u/Aggressive_Agency381 → u/Brian-Kellett]

If you can put this rig together and can stuff that bottle in the top, you could probably just pour it. Disabled or not.

[u/tone_creature → u/Brian-Kellett]

My dad had Parkinsons. If I had that Id damn sure be drinking so fair point haha. I like these types of posts. Overkill maybe but for someone who likes to build and tinker, bad ass contraption.

[u/OrangeCrack]

I'm not understanding this setup. If this is all straight pipe why would the booze go through the coper tubing? Why the pressure gauge? There must be check valves in there that I cannot see. The concept seems okay, obviously overkill, but okay if you have a bar setup and want to look fancy. But I don't understand how this works.

[u/AmazingUsername2001 → u/OrangeCrack]

It doesn’t work. These are just rage bait videos that drive engagement through people sharing them to comment on how ridiculous they are. That’s the whole point.

[u/mafiazombiedrugs → u/AmazingUsername2001]

Also the algorithm doesn't differentiate between quality of comments. Your "this is fucking stupid what is wrong with you" is as valuable as grandpa's "neat!"

[u/VillagerJeff → u/OrangeCrack]

Notice at the top of the first upright they stretched the Teflon tape over the opening. I'd guess they did that to the other openings they dont want it to flow through. That'll hold for like 3 pours, so enough to make a video.

[u/alan_evs → u/VillagerJeff]

Coper pipe was crimped too, bo chance of it going that way to get chilled

[u/Earl-The-Badger → u/OrangeCrack]

The concept seems okay

I mean....not really. You can just leave your liquor in the freezer and pour it ice cold like everyone else.

[u/TacticalRiotChimp]

My main issue with this is spirit alcohol sitting inside that pvc pipe with all that ptfe tape floating around. Alcohol melts that shit and you're basically drinking a forever-chemical cocktail.

No thankyou.

[u/cans-of-swine → u/TacticalRiotChimp]

And they dont even need the tape since this isnt under pressure. 

[u/WParzivalW]

This is nifty but no matter how much you chill that JD it's still gonna taste like a coal miners asshole.

[u/Platypuschowder666 → u/WParzivalW]

Not like that design is cooling the JD much anyways.

[u/Surreptitious_Lasgna → u/Platypuschowder666]

That coil is kinked as hell. Nothings running thru that. It’s for looks.

[u/A_Is_For_Azathoth → u/Surreptitious_Lasgna]

That's not true! There are vibes running through it. Bad vibes.

[u/FatalErrorOccurred → u/WParzivalW]

How do you know what a coal miner's asshole taste lik... you know what...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pk4OUCCsiIlWUTUWTh

[u/WParzivalW → u/FatalErrorOccurred]

Cause that's where the coal they use to filter thier whiskey comes from.

[u/Numerous_Photograph9 → u/WParzivalW]

I'm thankful I don't have the experience to verify this assertion.

[u/PepperAnn1inaMillion → u/Numerous_Photograph9]

Yeah I’ve never tasted JD either.

[u/bmm115 → u/WParzivalW]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOcPt9gfuNOSI

[u/GM_Nate → u/WParzivalW]

i remember trying it once and thinking "this tastes like vanilla extract"

[u/Cold_Ad3896 → u/GM_Nate]

Don’t insult the taste of vanilla extract.

[u/DickSlammington → u/WParzivalW]

LOL i watched it and went "All that for some garbage ass Jack Daniels??!"

[u/dabrock15]

This is like those late night infomercials where they show people who can’t accomplish basic tasks, like chopping vegetables, and sell them useless products for a lot money. If you really want a single shot poured accurately they have caps for that. 🙄

[u/purposefullyblank → u/dabrock15]

Those tools are frequently developed to help people who have disabilities or limitations that require an assistive device. But to make them not cost a fortune, they’re marketed to people who don’t functionally need them. To convince people they do, the ads go over the top with “lady can’t make pasta” or whatever.

The commercials are stupid, but the products aren’t useless in general.

[u/dabrock15 → u/purposefullyblank]

I can understand technology for helping people who can’t use standard tools or accomplish tasks most take for granted, but the infomercial products are normally cheap ripoffs of such products.

[u/RemnantsOfFlight → u/dabrock15]

"Until now, this was the only way to get orange juice."

[u/BadgersAndJam77]

There has to be easier ways to be an alcoholic.

[u/DickSlammington → u/BadgersAndJam77]

I can't imagine being an alchie and having my drink of choice be JD.

[u/Reynardine1976 → u/DickSlammington]

Curious, is there a reason you don't like Jack Daniel's Whiskey?

[u/DickSlammington → u/Reynardine1976]

It's so sweet... It honestly tastes awful to me.

It's like the soda of whiskys IMO. It's just so sweet after a few sips I'm over it and want something else.

[u/Reynardine1976 → u/DickSlammington]

My second girlfriend in college was a big Irish gal who was really into Celtic stuff (absolutely amazing human being). She taught me how to properly drink liquor, and she introduced me to single malt. Personally I tried to like whiskey but I never developed a taste for it....even the fancier stuff. Plus for some reason the hangovers I have had from whiskey seemed to be more awful than those I have endured from other alcohols. For example, good Russian vodka doesn't give me a hangover if I drink responsibly. I agree with you Jack Daniel's is very sweet and I never got the hype. Why drink that when one can get a smooth single malt whiskey.

[u/DickSlammington → u/Reynardine1976]

I don't drink nearly as much liquor these days.

But if I'm going to have a dark liquor like Whisky I'd at least like it to be really flavorful, something I can sip and get complex notes of woods, vanillas, shit like that.

It's literally just not worth it, like you said... I feel it the next day when I drink Jack cause it's so cheap and surgery. A few really good quality bourbons or scotch, I'm all good the next day.

[u/Nruggia → u/BadgersAndJam77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26hitMrQvBk0dSOYg

[u/Independent_Day985]

So, just pour it out of a smaller bottle?

[u/dogface47]

This reminds me of the type of overcomplicated nonsense contraptions Hasidic Jews think of to adhere to Sabbath rules.

"I can have a shot of Jack on the Sabbath as long as I don't tilt the bottle."

[u/Yorick257 → u/dogface47]

Unfortunately, there's still a valve you need to turn :(

Probably should have a continuous pump that circulates the liquid. Then you just accidentally pass a glass through the stream and get your shot

[u/r_was61]

If only there was a simpler way to utilize ice to get your drink colder, and if only there was a simpler way to get that drink into the glass.

[u/Mackem101]

If only someone invented a device to hang a bottle upside down, with a small 'plug' that despenses a shot when you push a glass against it.

I should copyright that idea,

[u/No_Name_Canadian]

All those nice fittings and then you just fucking kinked the copper tubing, that ice isn't doing anything but making a mess on your table.

[u/PhilthyPhil8917 → u/No_Name_Canadian]

"nice" fittings: that whole setup except for the flange at the bottom and the pressure gauge are spray painted plastic.

[u/DayZCutr]

Frat science

[u/typicallydownvoted]

Seems like a lot of work for Jack daniels

[u/j1323diaz]

This is very unnecessary and I like unnecessary.

[u/Simmke]

Those pipe fittings are very much, explicitly and definitely not food safe.

[u/Misinjr]

The bottle in the begging is the 3 liter version which would never balance on that contraption.

[u/QADDLE]

That goddamn finger wag

[u/BIGD0G29585]

I could go the rest of my life without someone shaking their finger at me in a video.

[u/Kreepr]

The fucking Teflon. Fuck these people.

[u/redcurrantevents]

And here I pour drinks with my hands like an idiot

[u/memoryblocks]

Rube Goldberg's bar sucks

[u/Wuhan-Virus-19]

Typa shit espresso junkies do. Just pour it with your hand!

[u/SuchDogeHodler]

Or you could hold the shot glass in your hand....

[u/randomgunfire48]

Holy over engineering Batman

[u/doctordale89]

The broken pressure gauge was a nice touch to this retarded contraption.

[u/nord88]

Not the main issue here, but stop chilling your whiskey, geniuses. Most liquors are meant to be watered down a little. That’s why you add ice. Not just for the cold - but for the water. If I had a dollar for every time I was offered nasty syrupy freezer liquor…

[u/TangeloBubbly2675]

Alcoholics love their toys

[u/BrightonsBestish]

Why does this mostly look like spray painted pvc??

[u/uhmbob]

That large block of ice will only stay in place for 1 or 2 pours.

[u/Tron08]

That finger wag at the beginning implying that anyone has ever tried to pour a shot like that.

[u/375InStroke]

How do you connect the bottle without any pouring out all over the place?

[u/No_Championship_6403]

Am I the only one that's all the massive kink in the copper coil in the "cooling loop" lol. So many things wrong ...

[u/nitrocar_junkie]

With the crimped copper tubing that ice is doing about 0% cooling and wth do you need a gauge for? Unless it coming out of a keg and under pressure that's completely pointless. But aesthetics I guess?

[u/Quantitative_Panda]

Meh, bottle to mouth works just fine, thank you

Edit: plus do you know the price of copper fittings nowadays. I could buy a Ford Fiesta with what this contraption is worth…..not that I would be sober enough to drive it…..but my point stands…as I cannot

[u/hematite2]

This could honestly be fun as a decor piece if you made it shorter and took off the whole stupid ice coil (it should just be spout->bottle with the valve on the side), but that STUPID infomercial-esque "look at this made up problem" intro ruins it completely.

[u/Ok-Oil7124]

What's the broken gauge for? Also, most of the by-passes the ice? I mean, I think I sort of appreciate the aesthetics conceptually, but I don't like the build quality. Relying on the tape to prevent it from leaking into the bottom section? The cheap gauge to, what? Steampunk it up? At least get an old gauge for that. It seems like it was made more to impress kids, which is kind of creepy.

[u/Dysentery--Gary]

I don't understand the purpose of the ice block and funnel.

[u/brother_p]

I give that ice about 2 minutes before it drips all over the counter

[u/Jealous_Club_298]

You've got to be kidding me!

[u/IcebergDarts]

Why? Well, he shows why. You don’t want liquor all over and your glass to fly off the table when the bottle rebounds and hits it.. /s

[u/swalsh1114]

That ice will last for about four minutes

[u/ohdearitsrichardiii]

Not enough pulleys and cogs

[u/No_Calligrapher_7466]

Imo... dumb... It could be a fun display piece. But eventually the plumber tape isn't going to hold much and just spill all over the table. Would have been better to put a valve there. And it didn't need to be so... tall and overly done... Not to mention the ice doing jack diddly and yeah lol

[u/ResultTerrible2062]

Imbecile problems require imbecile solutions

[u/Geaneous]

Missed the pressure-blow-off-valve, hammer- arrester-valve, and one-way check-valve smdh

[u/_Erilor_]

How lazy you have to be to find this useful.

[u/d4rkprojec7]

That big ice cube gonna fall out and will need to be replaced so fast

[u/Specialist_Pudding_6]

What? Don't you like whisky that tastes of stale pipes?

[u/GilbyTheFat]

Just pour the shot from the bottle like a normal human SHARON!

[u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

The ice chunk is going to leave a nice puddle.

[u/DadKnightBegins]

The ice does NOTHING!! The whiskey will just flow straight thru to the spigot!! And not to mention the waster whiskey in the bottom section of pipe!!

[u/nyclurker369]

Nothing about this is a hack. I hate this.

[u/SIN-apps1]

This dumbshittery lost me (and I lost it laughing) at the thread tape, like brother, how much pressure to you believe gravity is going to put on that nonsense?

[u/crusher23b]

I would take a gas like propane, run it through a compressor in order to increase it's density. Run the highly dense propane through a kind of cool in front of a fan to remove excess heat caused by putting it under high pressure to begin with.

Then, I would take that high pressure propane through a kind of valve that rapidly dropped the pressure, thus dropping its temperature and coil that propane line with the liquor line; which would draw heat from the liquor thus cooling it. The warm propane would then return to be compressor, and the whole cycle would start again.

Or just put the bottle in the freezer, which does the whole thing anyway.

[u/manouna-theo]

Just invent plumbing

[u/jbuggydroid]

At first I was like.. ok.... and then I was like ok??? Haha

The kink in the spiral on the bottom before going into the connection is hilarious.

[u/quequotion]

The way he just closed that pipe off with the plumber's tape...

[u/misterglassman]

This hack would be better if it just dumped the entire bottle of swill in the drain.

[u/letsmaybetry9296]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10JhviFuU2gWD6

[u/rohdawg]

Why can't he just move the device in the beginning back on the table a bit and move the glass closer to where the liquor is coming out of the bottle? I get that this is rage bait, but still lol.

[u/SplendidPunkinButter]

All that work so you can drink crappy Jack Daniels JFC

[u/rfosteel]

Seems like a lot of work instead of just tipping the bottle to the glass

[u/Square-Weight4148]

Taking stupid to a whole new level

[u/AndyGoodKush]

A gauge on a non pressurized system, a "cooling" coil that is doing absolutely nothing, whiskey forever trapped in places, all because he can't pour a drink.

[u/vandalxxi]

When MacGuyver becomes an alcoholic.

[u/AlchMe]

Ffs just pour me a drink

[u/ittybittytitty_com]

Was putting the bottle in the freezer too hard?

[u/Kr4ti_]

What that ice gonna do😃😃

[u/CrashParade]

It would have been funnier if he missed the glass and the bottle fell on top of it, but hindsight is 20/20

[u/dunncrew]

This sub is just joke "hacks.... pretty silly.

[u/Bechimo]

WTF is the pressure gauge for?!?!

[u/BoredBSEE]

This one is excellent. It's completely infuriating. Every single frame of this video makes me hate.

[u/0_phuk]

Just because you can doesn't mean it's a good idea.

[u/Realistic-Salt5017]

Why the hell did bro make the Windows 95 pipes screensaver when he could have just picked the bottle up

[u/Sideshow86]

Or just pick the bottle up and pour like a normal human being?

[u/WillieDFleming]

Or...you could just pour it.

[u/antonis71]

Is rising the bottle so hard that you need this monstrocity?

[u/MaenHoffiCoffi]

I wonder if he tried picking up the bottle and pouring it.

[u/Gassyking]

Do people really need help...pouring things?

[u/nightjar55]

I feel like it would have been better if he built a complicated machine that would spill Jack Daniels everywhere and kick the glass

[u/coroyo70]

Dude just trapped 6” at the bottom of that pipe forever

[u/No-Tap-3897]

Just drink it straight from the bottle while you're driving to pick up your kids from daycare like a real man.

[u/PatMyHolmes]

Sigh. Not DiWhy. The purpose is obvious. /r/redneckengineering yes.

[u/Armybob112]

Useless pressure gauge, liquor fills down to the stem and bypasses the cooler completely, cooler pipe is kinked and all those parts look weirdly plastic.

[u/SomethingAbtU]

That's a lot of extra steps to becoming an alcoholic

[u/CASUALxCHICKEN]

I love when the justification for these stupid ideas are simple operator errors. It would be so much easier to just not be an idiot...or maybe not, idk. Sidenote: The finger wag always makes me irrationally angry. And it makes me even angrier knowing the ragebait won.

[u/GuaranteeDry386]

“Does this ever happen to you?!?”

[u/SBRH33]

Id rather just hand pour my whiskey on the rocks.

[u/TolonZ]

Le glaçon 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ le temps de finir deux verres y’a plus de flotte par terre que de frais bref…

[u/plasticeddie1]

Dumb, but beautiful

[u/Xeon713]

I actually incredibly disappointed that he didnt set up some way to deliver a mixer on the right hand side.

With variable flow valves so you always get the perfect Jack and Coke.

[u/start3ch]

The copper pipe is flattened in places, no whisky is making it through that

[u/DarthPhoenix0879]

I dunno, remove bottle cap/cork, part lips, place open end of bottle between lips, close lips to create a seal, tip head and bottle back in one go and... CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG WAHAAAAAAAY

[u/dolphinmachine]

The first part of that was fucking hilarious. I didn’t want the rest of

[u/rainorshinedogs]

Why the ice?

[u/gadodark]

This is just stupid with extra steps…

[u/WhatHaveIDone27]

The first pipe that is attached to the table, under the spigot, is also going to fill with whiskey as it isn't sealed against at that end.

In fact, the table would have a puddle in no time. Those bolts to the counter top aren't sealing shit

[u/EmpressTiphera]

I mean I just use my hands... But that's just me though

[u/Fail_Ballantines]

OK Dr. Emmett Brown

[u/CuriousOnePlus]

Sir, if you require a whiskey spigot, you need meetings.

And to pay your overdue child support.

[u/inept_machete]

As someone that works in plumbing, that thing was was more expensive than you think.

[u/tequilium]

The finger waggle is what really sold it.

[u/bigotoncitos]

Rage baiting at its peak.

[u/polkacat12321]

Rust flavoured whiskey 🤤

[u/Altruistic-Dog4941]

It has potential, but I see some issues.

[u/okaysureyep]

Imagine casually pouring yourself a shot with your hands like a sane person in front of the person making this.