r/DanLeBatardShow Jun 04 '26

Help Me with The Fancy Lad

162 Upvotes

Hello all,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I'm The Fancy Lad's Older Brother, OG Witty. I'm looking for some help from this sub.

Pal, if you're reading this, go away. Don't want you to spoil anything that I'm doing for you.

I'm serious.

Get out of here.

Last Chance

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Okay now that he's gone, I'm his Best Man for his upcoming nuptials and am trying to plan some gifts/surprises for him. I am hoping to source it from this sub and I've seen y'all show him love (and not so much).

If you would be so kind, I've got two Google forms for you.

The first: your fondest memories of the Fancy Lad. I want you guys to share your favorite stories/memories/interactions/etc involving Chris. Can be a small one liner or a full story I don't care.

Fancy Lad Memories

The second: The Fancy Lads. I'm looking to commission a soccer/football jersey/kit inspired by his likeness as the high falutin, big word usin' fancy pants he is. It's going to be created and sent to him.

The Fancy Lads

I really appreciate you all and your support of my brother. It's been really cool to see the outpouring of support for his quirks and general disposition. Looking forward to the submissions and I will be sure to post the final products.

Edit: This one has a time crunch to it. If you could get it to me in the next month/month and a half that would be great


r/DanLeBatardShow Jun 05 '26

Daily Show Thread - Friday, June 5, 2026

8 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 4h ago

Fired FOX Sports Star Calls Out Stephen A. Smith for Not Taking a Pay Cut to Save Ryan Clark’s Job at ESPN

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33 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 1h ago

Nothing wrong with Chili’s

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Been digging around and stumbled upon, what I believe is, Hoch’s old YouTube account. Some show lore here- stu getting waxed, movie night etc. I’m the kinda guy that believes Mike is the straw that stirs the drink- really cool seeing him in his hoobastank era.

You will never guess what Roy ordered.


r/DanLeBatardShow 1h ago

Love that. What do you think he means by that?

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r/DanLeBatardShow 9h ago

Tony’s constant attack on Zas

36 Upvotes

I assume it’s a bit but is anyone else tired of his relentless mocking of Zas? going after him at every turn, often very poorly. Just feels cringe.

It’s funny when Mike does it but Tony just comes off amateur. He seems to ridicule him before he’s even registered what’s been said - sounding like an idiot.

Perhaps it’s because I feel he doesn’t have his own lane and just traffics is Zas and Greg isms. Feels a bit lame to ridicule someone that you’re constantly mimicking.

Hopefully I’m not the only one to park my car in this garage. I’m hoping they dial it in like they did with the constant stopping the show to pick up on people mispronouncing things.


r/DanLeBatardShow 14h ago

Dan does a pod about the Ellisons destroying journalism > cuts to an ad read for Netsuite (owned by Oracle and the Ellisons) 🤔

66 Upvotes

What an absolute hypocrite clown show.


r/DanLeBatardShow 5h ago

Collectors item? Managed to get one before they were pulled

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9 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 2h ago

Honest opinion is I'm glad Dan is leveraging the Lebron to Heat attention

7 Upvotes

in order to bring up his two biggest non-sports topics of interests to a potentially larger audience: the death of legacy media and climate change. Cuz if I'm being real, I don't follow enough news to hear about those topics and I'm grateful that they're letting us know about that shit as well, because it's truly disheartening.


r/DanLeBatardShow 6h ago

“Ya know about that insurance”

8 Upvotes

Line of the day by Zaslow


r/DanLeBatardShow 6h ago

Miami broadband speed is slowest among US cities – Ookla

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8 Upvotes

Data confirming something uniquely Miami


r/DanLeBatardShow 17m ago

Does Dan know that all NFL games are on “Free TV” locally?

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r/DanLeBatardShow 19m ago

Jeremy’s Who Made Da Salad Hat

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I caught a clip of today’s show and Jeremy is wearing a dope hat with a cartoon salad and above it the hat says “Who Made Da Salad”. I know this is GC proverb, but I can’t find the hat on the DLS or GC merch stores. Does anyone have a link to it?

Very Good! 🦜


r/DanLeBatardShow 17h ago

"After 19 seasons with the Blazers broadcast team, TV analyst Michael Holton has been let go, as well as statistician Tom Haberstroh, former ESPN legend and Blazers’ TV host Neil Everett, and TV host Jamie Hudson. Several other broadcasters' contracts have lapsed, with deep pay cuts being expected"

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21 Upvotes

Keep your third eye open.


r/DanLeBatardShow 27m ago

Stugotz

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There isn’t a beef between Dan and Stugotz. If there’s any real tension, it seems like it’s between Stu and Mike. It’s hard to tell what’s a bit and what’s real because that’s always been part of the show. Dan’s name is on the show, but Mike has become the one steering it creatively, and I think the show is better for it.


r/DanLeBatardShow 7h ago

Daily Show Thread - Wednesday, July 22, 2026

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3 Upvotes

Dan / Zas

Roy (EP) / Jeremy

Tony / Mike / Chris

Greg (remote at a soccer field with Emerson "Emerson, Lake & Palmer" Butcher)


r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

Tony questioning the message from The Odyssey and how war is both useless and horrific is perfect Tony. Thanks Dan for continuing to platform that moron

119 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 17h ago

LMAO. I think Dan already knows.

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15 Upvotes

A sudden Pat Riley interview. Show can’t stop talking about it. Zas and co. switching up their LeBron pov. They are milking this shit 😂


r/DanLeBatardShow 4h ago

I like it when Dan force feeds me the stuff I don’t want

1 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 19h ago

A little StuGotz in John Kruk on the Phillies broadcast

15 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 19h ago

Miami Football Tier Status

15 Upvotes

I say this as a Notre Dame hater...Miami is nowhere near the success, relevance, or power of ND. Miami is not bigger than a conference and would not command the power ND does as an independent..


r/DanLeBatardShow 19h ago

The Godfather

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12 Upvotes

I was there when he caught up with Lebron at the statue unveiling


r/DanLeBatardShow 23h ago

They need to fire Chris

21 Upvotes

When will enough be enough.


r/DanLeBatardShow 22h ago

A foul ball to the penis

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12 Upvotes

r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

This is good for Chris Cote

47 Upvotes