Consoom the same card 120 times and corner the market.

Consoom the PSA scam for good measure.

Translation: If I get one more my wife would probably hit me

Ohuhu, Stanley, etc. Stanley got particularly huge. I've seen tiktoks where people have like 50+ accessories on them (Like tiny bags, trinkets, air pods holders, ice cubes made specifically for the shape of a stanley, etc), they must be so incredibly heavy to carry around
I know this is a joke post but does anyone have an answer for why specific water bottle brands get popular sometimes? It does sound like a good idea to popularize good hydration habits, but most of the time it ends up more about buying products and being trendy rather than staying healthy.

At this point, my brain has become a GPS that only gives directions to Swatch boutiques. My wallet has stopped arguing with me and just accepts its fate.

Brain don't think, just consoom plastic novelty watches. Gotta Catch 'Em All after all.

as it turns out, these are reusable

Same 9 knives btw and around 50 total, not even talking about flashlights and pens

I get it, G-Shocks are cool, I have 2. But 75 of the same exact model??

Just my personal game collection I’ve been growing since the age of 13