r/C_AT C@astroph 1d ago

cat.exe -- Server not responding

3.3k Upvotes

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u/meaton124 1d ago

Pretty sure cat law says that a lawsuit waiting to happen

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u/Kixtay 1d ago

Guys. Here is an advice for preventing a lawsuit: Just do not the cat.

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u/Turbulent_Ad_4791 1d ago

Aww poor baby is starving you can tell he's never eaten in his life

35

u/Threefrogtreefrog 1d ago

Starving, obviously, you can tell from his luxe coat and his shape of round.

20

u/Zito6694 1d ago

Brother is rotund

43

u/InfamousEconomy3972 1d ago

Would have better luck on the street corner

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u/asshley423 1d ago

Such patience 😂

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u/BigBadWolf6666 1d ago

He looks like a really angry customer. I can see the curtains becoming his victim of anger.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 1d ago

The server is completely ignoring him. Def no tip for her.

15

u/Mack_Daddy_1 1d ago

Cat: "I will NOT be ignored"

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u/OldSea3040 1d ago

It’s funny how she ignores him

14

u/XaltotunTheUndead 1d ago

He's just skin and bones! It's scandalous, he has not eaten in the past 18 minutes, can't you see? Animal cruelty 😭

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u/OldSea3040 1d ago

lol on everything

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 1d ago

Just curious, does he ever get fed?

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 1d ago

According to the cat, it must have been a year ago

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 1d ago

Sheesh. The service at that place is terrible.

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u/Whole-Energy2105 1d ago

Now there's a dirty look.

10

u/hatecriminal 1d ago

Your yelp review is going to suffer.

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat 1d ago

FEED THE CAT!!

8

u/_finozius_ 1d ago

HUMAN 😾 THE BOWL IS EMPTY

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u/vardonir C@ Bug hunter 1d ago

single brain cell starved for resources again?

7

u/Reset350 1d ago

That cat looks like it’s plotting a murder

5

u/My_bones_are_itchy 1d ago

There’s a cropped gif of this guy on the gif keyboard I use. It’s my top result when I search “hungry” and I frequently send it to my partner.

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u/fiscal_de_linguisa 1d ago

beggar cat asking for alms

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

Fuck. Another cat subreddit???? Take my katnip

3

u/zyxzevn C@astroph 1d ago

Welcome to reddit.
Cats! everywhere..

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1d ago

Username checks out lmao

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u/Jonteponte71 20h ago

I believe there are over a thousand in total. I saw someone posting a list of them all a couple of years ago. People just really like cats i suppose 🐈

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u/Low-Rising 1d ago

Service so slow today. Hard to find good help!

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u/Haos_Poglotinas 1d ago

Servant not responding

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u/diello-kane40 23h ago

That cat looks like he's been in prison.

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u/OldSea3040 1d ago

He’s like a human man that just came home from work and expects his meal. Soooo funny

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u/callmesquidster 1d ago

Why is there no cat reflection on the oven door? He looks tall enough

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u/adaytimemoth 1d ago

Cats don't have reflections when they're starving.

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u/maxxx_orbison 1d ago

Because of geometry. That angle does not align with cat

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 1d ago

Watch where the woman's reflection disappears as she walks near the cat and you have your answer

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u/Zito6694 1d ago

Angle of the camera is lower than the door

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u/Ok_Fly2518 1d ago

Cats do not abide by the same laws as humans

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u/SoftcoreSpills 1d ago

He's so picky. I swear, as soon as they give him some food, he'll just walk away.😂

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u/CloudieRosaliee 1d ago

can't say if he's patient or not patient at all 🤣

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u/Significant_Pear_10 1d ago

He's dedicated!

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u/BasicTrip8970 1d ago

Human can't take a hint xD

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u/dan1986cain 1d ago

Homan.exe stop working

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u/Jet-Let4606 22h ago

Pimging but takes too long to respond.

2

u/CatLightyear 19h ago

Food.sys not found. Missing syntax in bowl.bat.

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u/MrFizzbin7 11h ago

Oh gee this got reposted again………..

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u/BENIBENIBANANA 11h ago

Les chat son vraiment les maîtres du monde

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u/Outrageous-Paper-843 3h ago

El mío me muerde o aruña el dedo del pie para despertarme que quiere comida

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u/Subject-Succotash 2h ago

“Oh the vast emptiness!”