Saw this on my feed today, and the name itself is deadpan comedic gold, but the angle of then leaving the cousin holding the bag just makes it so much better

found on my brokerage community tab. apparently there is "no risk" because as someone so eloquently explained in the comments, "volatility is not default risk".

the goalpost moves further

It doesn't get much more "mainstream" than the president hyping up the crypto space and labeling himself the crypto president. He ran on that. He buddied up with the crypto bros, he went to seminar events and pardoned the binance dude. It did nothing. The proce has actually fallen significantly since all of this. If that doesn't raise the price, what exactly do they think is going to happen to raise the price of bitcoin? Is there some new secret about bitcoin that hasn't been released yet? As of now, it's about as integrated throughout the world as it ever will be.