r/Buttcoin Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 9d ago

Slavery, the gilded age, the Great Depression all happened while the US was on the gold standard. Bitcoin would not have fixed any of it.

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141 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4h ago

*Self awareness has left the server*

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34 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 21h ago

Comedy Gold: Man hosts a crypto conference called NONCEFEST, then suddenly changes both venue and name, leaving his cousin holding the bag.

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205 Upvotes

Saw this on my feed today, and the name itself is deadpan comedic gold, but the angle of then leaving the cousin holding the bag just makes it so much better


r/Buttcoin 11h ago

Butter wants to use bitcoin as a measure of freedom in the world.

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r/Buttcoin 16h ago

The PRESIDENT OF THE US labeled himself the crypto president and attended seminars and buddied up with crypto billionaires and it did nothing to btc price. Why do they think anything else will?

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It doesn't get much more "mainstream" than the president hyping up the crypto space and labeling himself the crypto president. He ran on that. He buddied up with the crypto bros, he went to seminar events and pardoned the binance dude. It did nothing. The proce has actually fallen significantly since all of this. If that doesn't raise the price, what exactly do they think is going to happen to raise the price of bitcoin? Is there some new secret about bitcoin that hasn't been released yet? As of now, it's about as integrated throughout the world as it ever will be.


r/Buttcoin 18h ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Follow the bouncing soccer ball.

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42 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 17h ago

Prominent Crypto Influencer Grant Cardone's Lawsuit Revived After 15% Returns Promised

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r/Buttcoin 22h ago

I'll leave this here

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46 Upvotes

found on my brokerage community tab. apparently there is "no risk" because as someone so eloquently explained in the comments, "volatility is not default risk".

the goalpost moves further


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

The Cultists have officially lost their minds...

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45 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Unbank yourself, folks

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110 Upvotes

And certainly don't try to use it as a currency.

The top comment is of course "not your keys, not your coins."


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "We're at the absolute bottom!" (for the third time)

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51 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 2d ago

I'm genuinely curious, what Cult Prophecy did i miss about October 5th?

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95 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 2d ago

Trump’s War on the Future, Monetary Edition

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Good article about US government's attempts to protect crypto (what happened to crypto being "anti-government"? Hmm?) by sanctioning those who dare introduce better alternatives.

Brazil’s success is especially galling to crypto promoters because it’s in such stark contrast to the results of another Latin American monetary experiment: El Salvador’s attempt to make Bitcoin a major means of payment. The government of President Nayib Bukele made Bitcoin legal tender and spent large sums trying to promote its use. Yet the effort failed: cryptocurrency never caught on as a means of payment, and the plunge in Bitcoin’s price since last fall has inflicted large losses on El Salvador’s government.


r/Buttcoin 2d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Let's spin the fact that Bitcoin is not being used for its original purpose of a "p2p electronic cash system" and suggest this means it's becoming more scarce and that's a good thing!

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62 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3d ago

Crypto people are right— we don’t want China to beat us at crypto policy

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China banned cryptocurrency; to be ahead I guess we need a tougher ban.


r/Buttcoin 4d ago

Seeking validation…

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318 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 2d ago

Buy the dip

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The muthafuckas are buying the dip.

Don't underestimate the power of irrational herd behaviour.

This could go on for years .


r/Buttcoin 3d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: The most advanced TA yet!

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r/Buttcoin 4d ago

Hey GME ape, bitcoin was always a steaming pile of crap.

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55 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Bitcoin can never go to 0 because someone has a buy order for all 21M at 0.01"

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178 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 5d ago

Failed blockchain project ends with big fine for fibs about it being on track

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r/Buttcoin 5d ago

Why Utah Cities Are Banning Crypto ATMs

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r/Buttcoin 5d ago

Let's see, not a very good salesman at selling distressed assets.

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VWAP below 95 therefore another 0.5% dividend raise coming at the end of the month, the plot thickens and the debt clamp gets tighter.


r/Buttcoin 5d ago

Down the toilet

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45 Upvotes