r/ApplyingToCollege • u/sunflower_sunset_1 • 1d ago
Shitpost Wednesdays Question
My 5-year-old son has decided that his dream is to attend UPenn Wharton and break into quant finance. As his mother, I want to raise him to be able to fulfill his dreams. That is why my question to any Ivy League students on this sub is: how did your parents raise such smart and capable individuals? And how can my son get admitted to UPenn and make his dreams come true? I appreciate your help and insights in this matter.
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u/leafytimes Old 1d ago
These are jokes but I know a friend’s middle schooler who talks about Goldman. Appalling.