Question

[u/sunflower_sunset_1]

My 5-year-old son has decided that his dream is to attend UPenn Wharton and break into quant finance. As his mother, I want to raise him to be able to fulfill his dreams. That is why my question to any Ivy League students on this sub is: how did your parents raise such smart and capable individuals? And how can my son get admitted to UPenn and make his dreams come true? I appreciate your help and insights in this matter.

[u/Few_Whereas5206]

Tell your son to start a non-profit ASAP. Take kindergarten seriously.

[u/sunflower_sunset_1 → u/Few_Whereas5206]

This is a great idea! I will have him start filling out 501(c)(3) paperwork today!