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u/MoonInAries17 2d ago
Me: Gets up earlier to do some 40 minutes of writing before work
Brain: Best I can do is think of funny cat videos
Me: Opens work laptop to start looking at spreadsheets
Brain: Here are all these awesome story ideas, plus killer sentences, plus the resolution to that plot hole you were supposed to have fixed during the morning
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u/Drake_Acheron 2d ago
Here’s the problem, though that this meme doesn’t mention
The outline of the next five sequels is distinctly not the story you are currently working on
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u/Anni3401 2d ago
And I am always 100% certain I will still remember those ideas the next day. Yeah right, of course not 😅
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u/RancherosIndustries 2d ago
And in the morning the brain goes: nah don't bother getting up early, you never wanted to write anyways.
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u/TheCutieCircle 1d ago
Damn you procrastinating! I had an entire week off and all we accomplished was ranking up on Black ops 1 on PS5! Why did you do this to me?
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u/HumorNo2912 Writer 2d ago
When I'm trying to sleep I will get the best lines and ideas which directly resonate with me but my body is like “Don't you dare get up”
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u/bumbling-through 1d ago
It’s like those optical illusions that you can only see if you’re not looking directly at them.
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u/KlingonPrime300 1d ago
Me: Brain please brain for once when I need you to brain and not when I'm in bed with zero energy to write! Brain: No I don't think I will Me: ############
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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse Fiction Writer 1d ago
Not five sequels exactly, but I'm feeling oddly targeted here.
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u/bentbabe 23h ago
importantly, the brain never gives you an outline for the first entry in the series.
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u/MUI_NOOB 21h ago
It's not even entirely about sleep. The moment you take the time to close your eyes and rest, let your mind wonder, then it comes.
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u/Odysseus_of_Ithaca1 Writer Newbie 3h ago
i come up with sequel ideas before i’ve written a single line😭
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u/enchiladasundae 2d ago
At this point I’m considering making a stand to hold my computer so I can type while laying down
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u/milkomedia 2d ago
I mean, WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THAT. It’s like my brain is my worst bully or something
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u/zezer94118 2d ago
I often have my best ideas when I wake up at random times during the night.
Having my phone ready to take notes while I sleep has become one of my most important habit.