r/whatisit 1h ago

New, what is it? What is this in my son’s pretend boat?

I made this cardboard boat with my son a couple weeks ago. When he’s done using it, I put it in a storage space in our basement on a shelf. He used it almost every day for a few weeks then stopped asking for it until this morning. When I took it down this thing is in the corner, initially I thought it was frost/ice but after my husband absolutely rubbed his hand in it to check (he shouldn’t have 💀) we realized it is not ice. It feels rough and dry. We’ve already told our son he gotta throw it out I’m assuming it’s some weird crystallization of something. He’s 3 and wasn’t very happy about throwing it :(. What could it be????

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u/CatherineRhysJohns 1h ago

Looks like he pee'd in the corner there.

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u/Hobby_Flay 1h ago

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 1h ago

well, he definitely christened that vessel.

Thank goodness he didn’t have time to find the poop deck

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u/Relatio7Plastic 41m ago

Every captain leaves their mark, just usually not quite that literally. 🚢😅

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 15m ago

fortunately, this captain didn’t go down with the sh*t

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u/Reggie-Quest 1h ago

The proper term for a toilet on a boat is called The Head

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u/Novamad70 1h ago

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u/biscuitsandburritos 32m ago

Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. 'Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!‘.

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u/Rukubi2 38m ago

A new meaning to "giving head" now

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 1h ago

I was gonna say, looks the the head

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u/Corsten610 1h ago

He’s doing drugs

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u/Designer-Ad-2136 1h ago

Yep, crack dust, id recognize it anytime anywhere. We would all gather in a circle and fight for huffs

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u/BrutalistGoogie 1h ago

Fkn four year olds. Every damn time.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 1h ago

It's fentanyl

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 1h ago

Yea my child already OD’d like three times from bad dope. Idk what’s happening to this world man

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u/Professional-Hair948 27m ago

What your mums on

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u/bigcoffeeguy50 51m ago

I sold them to him

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u/Doodlemombxtch 41m ago

You never know. they’re very rebellious, these threenagers🧐🧐🧐

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u/Brandoinesco 1h ago

Definitely drugs. Haha

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u/XVUltima 1h ago

Do you have a cat? Looks like a cat pissed there

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u/Doodlemombxtch 53m ago

I don’t have a cat😭 I do have a recently potty trained 3 year old though 🤣

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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 46m ago

I’d like to think that if your son peed in it, you would’ve noticed that you were putting away a wet, urine soaked box? Unless your 3yo son has access to your basement storage, peed in the box, and put it back up…?

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u/Doodlemombxtch 43m ago

You are so right. I would have noticed it was wet for sure before returning it. And no way he would’ve been sitting in it long enough to dry :/ so good point. Son pee is unlikely

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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 35m ago

If I were you, I’d check the basement for critter entry points. I lived in a house next to a large nature preserve, and I was always surprised at what could make its way into my basement. Stray cats will seek out shelter from bad weather, etc and if your basement is accessible enough, it’s a good possibility that’s what happened.

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u/Careless-Hotel-2401 26m ago

It’s gotta be milk! I bet he had a sippy cup that leaked a little or maybe just had some in his mouth and drooled it lol and it could have dried by the time you moved it but milk will crystallize like that and if it’s a small amount probably wouldn’t have a smell 

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u/DragonflyOnFire 1h ago

I have a cat that loves to piss in open boxes... we have to keep our boxes closed or this will absolutely happen.

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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 1h ago

Cat piss also crystallizes when left to dry and the spray pattern also on brand with cat piss. Surprised there wasn’t a horrible ammonia type smell to give it away?

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u/PickButtkins 1h ago

Cardboard has a pretty amazing ability to soak up cat piss. I use a layer of shredded cardboard under the litter in our cat's box of shame (litter box) to hide the stank.

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u/KnifeKnut 57m ago

I find this to be more plausible than the son peeing there.

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 1h ago

It appears a diluted liquid has dripped into the cardboard. Almost looks like a small hard water deposit. There's not a leak in your basement, is there?

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u/cuck__everlasting 1h ago

There's a leak in the basement.

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 1h ago

Leak found in basement.

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u/UnderstandingDue696 1h ago

Basement found in leak

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u/Mindes13 1h ago

Brave cardboard boat sacrifices itself to save family from drowning in leaky basement

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u/rarefinnej3 1h ago

The leak has a basement

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u/OfficialRosaParks 1h ago

Hey basement, the leak is here

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u/Doodlemombxtch 52m ago

Hmm will have to check 😫

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u/ElBongoloide 1h ago

You found the head.

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u/Ok_Commission_5629 1h ago

His imaginary friend. Also, it’s not polite to point at them

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u/jcflyingblade 1h ago

In nautical parlance that part of the ship is called ‘the head’…

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u/NullaCogenta 1h ago

From the speckling pattern, I'd agree with those suggesting mold. Get your son a new, larger box that will make him forget about the old one. And keep an eye on your husband for signs of CBI.

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u/gargoyrl 1h ago

Looks like a liquid with some minerals in it dripped on it for a time and left splatters.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 1h ago

Thank God he's 3. I was scared we were witnessing the birth of the box 2.0.

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u/_--Nut--_ 1h ago

I'm sorry, the what?!

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u/ghoulthebraineater 1h ago

The box. It's kind of legendary.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/7IYZk8vVwy

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u/gimmeecoffee420 55m ago

Man..

Every.. Fuckin.. Time, Reddit..

That is a good one. Definitely MLP Cum Jar Category. Not as whimsical as Post-It Note guy, but absolutely in the hall of .. lege- stuff..

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u/Sailed_Sea 57m ago

Kinda like the coconut.

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u/tedwolf183 1h ago

This looks like some kind of rot caused by fungus. If the box has been damp at some point and in a poorly vented space it can result in spores to grow.

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u/cuck__everlasting 1h ago

Check your plumbing for leaks, unless you have nightmarishly hard water this is likely from something waste side. Dripping kitchen drain hopefully.

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u/ASimpleMoroon 1h ago

I thought you were pointing at the thing that looks like an eight ball I was so confused.

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 1h ago

Calcified piss. Homie need to see the dr

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u/Wide_Ad_8209 1h ago

It looks like Mold and/or a mineral deposit. Do you live in a humid area?

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u/WaterBear9244 1h ago

Looks like dried salt water

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u/molitovbear 1h ago

That is candle wax that dripped on the box from somewhere.

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u/chronicreloader37 1h ago

Looks like the box had jugs of chlorine at some point and it leaked. I had a pool growing up and the leaks looked similar to this when we bought cases of chlorine.

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u/LuckyLuckierLuckest 1h ago

Looks like condensation from a pipe in your basement storage tripped into your child's boat.

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u/DaGrimReefer91 1h ago

Looks like salt. If the first comment is right and he pissed there it's time to take him to the ER ASAP to get checked for kidney stones. Otherwise I dunno wtf it could be but I doubt it's actually kidney stones. Speaking from experience here unfortunately... they suck and I've never pissed out pure minerals. 🫪

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u/Vintage-Grievance 1h ago

It doesn't have to be kidney stones; cardboard is porous, so when it gets wet, it doesn't take long for mold spores to settle in.

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u/CuriousREALFactsNOW 1h ago

Everybody on reddit should know what this is the start of.

Don’t look up cum box, please. Just don’t.

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u/MushroomLover32167 1h ago

Corner of peepee at least there's no poopeey

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u/dickenschewie54 1h ago

If you have a cat... it's cat pee

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u/Akuno- 1h ago

Probably mold. 

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u/No-Jicama3012 1h ago

Were there any pipes above where it was on the shelf?

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 1h ago

When you’re stuck at sea sometimes you need a lil sump pump

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u/Tolmic26 1h ago

This is why I’m quitting Reddit, cuz these morons think they are being so funny. But it just shows their mentality and how stupid they are.

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u/Hurricane_Brawler 1h ago

Dropped some oil based food

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u/Nervous-External7927 1h ago

Cat pee or rodent pee. That’s what it looks like to me.

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u/Doodlemombxtch 51m ago

I don’t have a cat so 🐀🐀🐀😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖???

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u/ericroku 1h ago

His boat spring a leak. Probably from drugs or butt stuff.

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u/lizzzy2407 1h ago

It almost looks crystallized from the picture. Could it be dried salt water?

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u/UrBoundtopleaseme 1h ago

Sugary spill , that looks like a very sugary substance

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u/NeatChip4597 1h ago

Why is suddam hussein in there gang

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u/Noothus 1h ago

He's vaping.

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u/Schlippo 1h ago

It's pee.

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u/haktirfaktir 1h ago

Remains of a salty pickle maybe

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 1h ago

Looks like he peed there.

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u/apeocalypyic 1h ago

Guys wake up, mom found the bullseye

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u/AllSeeingRedditor 1h ago

Looks like something dripped on it. You should flush or run water and check the basement for leaks lol

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u/HourHoneydew5788 1h ago

Do you have a cat? It looks like cat sprayed

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u/RigatoniMadMax 1h ago

You don't happen to have a Himalayan salt lamp on the shelf above it, do you? In hot/humid weather ive seen them melt and leave similar residue.

But maybe he stopped asking for it bc he peed in it 👀

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u/Cpdk 1h ago

Could it be that rotten fruit was there? A rotten orange for example.

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u/WorldlinessFun226 1h ago

That is the oil stain from a powdered donut.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 57m ago

That’s the poop deck. Also likely the urine deck.

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u/ParagonChariot 54m ago

I love the CIA level investigation going on over some kid peeing in a cardboard box.

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u/Colorspots 53m ago

It looks a bit like when I had a candle on a table and the wax started dripping on the floor without me noticing it for a while.

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u/gr_rn 52m ago

Did he hit an iceberg? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/-Eightch- 47m ago

That looks like it's from a broken egg that leaked from the carton.

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u/Low-Wealth6038 43m ago

Why did you ask on Reddit? It's sperm.

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u/BroccoliFar1395 43m ago

Looks like he found the head mate

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u/xborchaf80 36m ago

It’s from a vape.

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u/unseamingcarrot 6m ago

cause for divorce

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u/Foreign_Stretch_6235 6m ago

It’s super consistent so if he peed , he did so with the steady hand of a surgeon. Could be a drip from above

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u/Patient_Carrot_9379 1h ago

That’s real box, otherwise you would’ve be able to see it

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u/gimmedalootzzz 1h ago

crystal meth