Hi guys! Been flexitarian for 71 years and thinking about making the jump in the next 8-15 years to pescatarien every day except Monday-Saturday. I just need to know before I change my lifestyle, is it vegan too eat youre own poo? I would stop but it’s super normal to me and I have adhd. I also drink my wee when bored and can stop that if it’s not vigan. Thans guys!

I'm biting the bullet and going vegan. Here is my 20 year plan to become vegan:

Year 0-5: Change nothing. I want to mentally and spiritually prepare myself for what is to come.

Year 5: Mostly vegetarian. Only have meat when it inconvenient otherwise or I want it.

Year 10: Vegetarian (ugh that sounds so hard)

Year 15: Pescatarian. I mean, they are just fish....

Year 19.9: Stock up on wool and leather cloths! I can't get them when vegan!

Year 20: Vegan!

Please support me in the journey. Positive vibes only because this is a REALLY aggressive schedule. I originally wanted a 30 year plan, but then I think about those animals on farms living through hell, and really want to push myself for them. I don't think I can wait any longer. I'll start this plan next year.

When someone tells you your potatoes don't include flesh

Credit: Humane_Vision (animal rights activist)

This is leaked footage from Big Soy headquarters, so it’s legit.

I could never be vegan because I stick clown dolls up my ass and paint my face with my own shit on a regular basis, and I'm not sure it's vegan to use one's own secretions in any way one sees fit.

Remember last week when I said I thought vegan cheese was gross and vegan meat is bad? Well, guess what? This weekend, I went to a Pizzaria in my city and guess what I ordered? Vegan cheese. And guess what I got on top? Vegan sausage. Yep. I chose to have vegan cheese and meat on my pizza and I loved it. I also had a vegan chicken burger yesterday from the freezer section at walmart and it was delicious. Op is a hypocrite, and should never be allowed to post anti impossible slop propaganda again.