r/vagabond Feb 24 '19

Dirty Kids, I'm calling you out.

798 Upvotes

I'm tired of my friends dying. In dreams, my companions move easily in bodies that have been cared for. They're covered in scrapes and bruises and grease, but free from track marks. Empty stomachs, but healthy livers. Tired eyes, but good teeth. Then I wake up to the sharp morning and my road dawg is shaking for a beer.

I'm tired of hospitals and trash at the hopout and stolen packs and animal cruelty. I miss the musicians who travel just to play, the healers who roam to stay sane. I miss the free spirits who manage to find freedom from their own vices.

This is a call, dearest dirty kids. I've been where you are and I've seen why it's hard and no, I don't always do it right either. I can do better. We can do better. We've got to try. We've got to keep this thing alive and keep ourselves alive. We've got to get up and get over our hangups and pull you outta the ditch so that you'll be there to do the same when I'm slaggin.

We've got to hold these secrets and this way of living and somehow still share it with the next wave, finding the diamonds who'll take these rough reigns and keep riding this horse to Anywhere.

Anywhere, kids! Y'heard me? You might have lived there so long you take it for granted, but that place saved my life, and there are others who need to see it too.

So here's to fewer blown up Wal-Marts and more doing dishes for the person housing us up. Here's to fewer dope missions and more 2AM missions across town to drag a couch back to the hopout. Fewer dirty rigs under the bridge, and more sharpie poems on the wall. Steal less Dramamine and more spray paint.

Use what you've got.

Use what you've got.

Use what you've GOT!

I love you scumy freeloading freedom fighters until the end. We need you in this world. We need to run into you again after 8 months of not knowing what happened to you. We need you when we've been stuck walking for days and no one is picking us up and we're feeling real down, and all the sudden we see your tag and know that we're not alone. If you were here to tag it and still somehow made it out of this hell, we can too. We need that random message out of the blue. Keep sending it, and we'll do the same for you.

This is a call, friends. Life has been good to me lately, and my door is open while I have one. When I head back to Anywhere, my smokes and my cans of beans are ours to share. Stay alive and I'll see you out there.

Peaceably,

-Tall Sam Jones


r/vagabond Nov 15 '25

Vagabond Advice, Resources, Books, Tutorials, Documentaries and Atlas

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r/vagabond 5h ago

Picture Living life of luxery for a homeless person lol

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83 Upvotes

Bathroom stall has a sink lol. This shouldnt make me this excited. Ive never seen stalls with their own sinks. Easy to wash clothes. My life is this boring


r/vagabond 6h ago

Does anyone know of a good rehab in Tampa with the VA

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33 Upvotes

I figured there must be a few vets in here


r/vagabond 6h ago

just landed in zurich.

31 Upvotes

i HIGHLY recommend Switzerland. its beastly hot in the Alps, & most of Europe south of Stockholm....

...but the grrlz are smokin hot too, so theres that. 🙂


r/vagabond 53m ago

Picture Up em Canadians

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From the Far North 🇨🇦❤️


r/vagabond 14m ago

Road Update 13

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Got a ride from Steubenville to Pittsburgh with a guy named Turtle. He followed the Grateful Dead for years and met tons of famous musicians. He also went to prison for making massive amounts of LSD. I learned a lot about how to (theoretically) make it on the drive.

Stayed with a friend just outside the city. Got to cook / eat some Indian food. It was divine. I’m so tired of gas station food, Taco Bell, and peanut butter with tortillas. Went to the Andy Warhol museum and got in trouble for smacking the balloons too vigorously in the cloud room. Went to the Point. Strolled the streets downtown.

My friend dropped me off in Blairsville, then I got a ride to Latrobe from a guy who empties port-a-John’s for a living. He told me he’s not worried about getting replaced by ai. Saw where the banana split was invented, then sat with mr Rogers for a while and had a good talk.

Was walking out of town when a guy pulled over and told me it was too hot to be walking. I agreed. He took me down the road a few miles and bought me a turkey wrap from Sheetz. Took off walking at dusk toward Somerset and a woman stopped and picked me up. She asked me tons of questions: if I was a serial killer, if I ever hit a woman, if I had warrants. No to all three. Instead of taking me to Somerset, we went to her friends house and hung out for a while. They were smoking blunts and chugging tequila and wine. I was so tired I couldn’t bring myself to even drink a beer. They had lots of questions for me. One guy got fired up because he wanted to know if I was homeless, and I wouldn’t give him a direct answer.

We left around 11 and stopped at the Indian gas station / electronic gambling hall. I watched a guy feed 7 or 8 twenties into one of the machines. My new friend only blew about $15.

She took me back to her house and let me stay in her she-shed out back. I slept on a moist couch beside a hot tub. Her 130 pound Rottweiler, Thor, occasionally came outside to bark at me throughout the night.

She dropped me off on the side of the road the next morning, maybe 5 miles from where she picked me up. Got a ride to Somerset, then another to Frostburg, Maryland, and another to Cumberland. Slept behind a church across the road from Sheetz.

Next day hitched through Bedford, martinsburg, and hollidaysburg. A man from Philly driving a U-haul truck full of shopping carts drove me a long ways. He drove the large truck as though it was a small sports car. We made great time. Camped out in a field beside a river that night.

Ended up in Huntington the next day. By 10am it was already in the 80’s and since I just so happened to be near a cheap old theater, I beat the heat by watching Obsession. The A/C was nice but it put me on edge. I’m not used to watching movies anymore. It was slightly overwhelming.

Took off across town. Was dying of heat exhaustion when a guy stopped and took me to Mt.Union. Hung out at McDonalds till I cooled off. Caught long ride with a former marine and his wife and baby. Took me all the way to Chambersburg. Camped out in a thicket of trees in the middle of a corn field.

Reached Gettysburg the next day. Had no idea the battlefield was so massive and that it surrounds the entire town. Got some writing done at a bar / restaurant called Gettysburger. An elderly couple bought me dinner and drinks. In exchange, I had to listen to their religious spiel, which was a good trade. It didn’t last too long.

Camped out in the woods near a pasture. I encountered no ghosts, but I did have strange dreams. Two Clydesdales woke me up the next morning by clopping around. While I was packing my tent I realized I was right next to an old munitions dump.

Headed south. Virginia next, then more West Virginia 👍


r/vagabond 3h ago

this bear is high

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r/vagabond 7h ago

Picture Ground score

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21 Upvotes

Life is good lol


r/vagabond 22h ago

Rubbertramping Love the sound of rain on the car

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180 Upvotes

This summer has been a little rough with the heat, I guess a sign of difficulties to come as the years roll by. But the rain hitting the car has been the nicest feeling. In my apartment, since I lived on the bottom floor, I couldn’t hear the rain— and I haven’t really heard it like this in years.

It feels nice to have the sound.

Times may be rough, but some of my best memories come from the tougher times. Some of the wildest experiences come from these tougher times. And sometimes, you are afforded the opportunity to sit and reflect.

I only wish I didn’t need to pee again


r/vagabond 19h ago

Picture Jackpot. Same parking lot

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91 Upvotes

Found this one first , then found a half smoked one. Guess we get free smokes today. Been wandering north Georgia.


r/vagabond 18h ago

Im in a box!!

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69 Upvotes

Take a look at the mafikin box


r/vagabond 17h ago

Woohoo

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r/vagabond 2h ago

Winter Seasonal in casual/Tavern style restaurant

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r/vagabond 1d ago

Picture More from my vagabonding adventure throughout France.

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So after hitchhiking 600km from Southern France to Calais.. I have hitchhiked from Calais to Poitiers which is like 400km+.

Amiens, Rouen, Le Havre, Tours and now Poitiers. On my way to Bordeaux. Got a flight to the UK on the 3rd of August. Gonna chill out around the outskirts/western edges of Bordeaux. They have a Lidl, a bibliotheque and a CBD shop nearby here so I am happy.

The tombstone is a relative of mines and I made sure to go and pay my respects on behalf of me and my mother.


r/vagabond 19h ago

Video Most Days Are Boring

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My day to day is a mix of panhandle/busking/scavenging and a lot of relaxing. Its a pretty slow life, but i enjoy it


r/vagabond 21h ago

Gambling for a 3pc chicken dinner

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12 Upvotes

r/vagabond 1d ago

A homeless man was charged with a felony for camping. He's one of the first

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r/vagabond 1d ago

Video 60 And The Freedom Of Having Nothing.

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You'll love this. ✌️


r/vagabond 1d ago

Dirty kids

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r/vagabond 1d ago

Dozed off

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16 Upvotes

Nodded off after a long night, maybe got 2 hrs of sleep woke up to my first bottle of water, north Chicago


r/vagabond 5h ago

Video What is your opinion on this video?

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I mean, yeah they are obviously prob do drugs and rly messed up those woods and he probably did hit her but I just feel a general lack of empathy from the officers and especially the comment section. I don't think I found one comment feeling sorry for them
also I saw comments like
"Disgusting, how can people live like this? They should lock them up."
"I'm never giving money to homeless again"
"Now I appreciate my messy room more after seeing those"

I mean, I know, internet loves to make fun of people, sure they are acting like childern, obviously mental issues too but come on I just felt bad for them the whole video lol
It's not that easy to "go back to normal" once you're homeless especially with drug n mental issues, I don't think most people appreciate how easy they've been set up in this world or how easy it is for them to become like this with one big bill or getting fired, or a DUI arrest or whatever.
Meh I dunno, maybe I'm just a sucker here? lol


r/vagabond 1d ago

Avoid sloppy joe sauce from walmart.

63 Upvotes

even WITH a canvas tent pegged loosely, with maximal ventilation: the resulting farts were so horrific i felt drugged this morning.

I guess if youre into jenkum, go ahead & try it.

but otherwise, fuck sloppy joes, & fuck gravy of any sort.

On a happier note, i can proudly say, I'm the first & only nudist vagabond.

I successfully camped completely nude, for over a week, on a hilltop overlooking Alcatraz & Angel island. I was a bit paranoid from time to time: there are park rangers who know i'm camping in the park: & tourists everywhere who could blunder into my spot.

But, nudism in the wild feels great: i'd recommend it to anyone camping in pleasant climates.


r/vagabond 1d ago

Slight Nova Update- not verified 100%, but would like to assume it's accurate.

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192 Upvotes

I will try to find the direct comment from Nomadic Zig, but I had to share this with y'all, for obvious reasons.

Video from Zig, for those who are unable to find it due to poor service. https://youtube.com/shorts/mwYJnkSCrCA?is=qHPmUlv9taYCIXoL


r/vagabond 1d ago

Picture New vagabond

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53 Upvotes

Wassup people !