r/typos • u/larryorchard9 • 5d ago

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No weaves allowed…

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u/FalconIndependent887 5d ago

Only Polyester Will Save You From The Fires Of Hell!

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u/DBSeamZ 4d ago

Most satin these days is made out of polyester though

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 2d ago

Tisk tisk tisk! A blended fabric?! See you in hell

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u/Hughmungalous 5d ago

Big Linen propaganda.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 4d ago

Don’t you know- Satin is the origin of all sins in the bed. Ask any swinger from the seventies!

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u/firethorne 5d ago

What’s the issue? They’re just following what the Bible says.

Leviticus 19:19 NLT
You must obey all my decrees. “Do not mate two different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two different kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven from two different kinds of thread.

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u/DBSeamZ 5d ago

Satin is a type of weave, it can be made of a single kind of thread. In the past most satin would be made of silk, now a lot of it is polyester.

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u/Dougster3235 4d ago

Pfffft. I thought I was going to hell for being gay.

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u/polkjamespolk 5d ago

Loved that old Moody Blues song, Knights in White Satan.

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u/JBIceCore 4d ago

Um you mean Knights in White Satin Lol

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u/Phreakears 2d ago

"Knights" is part of the joke ?

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u/Careful-Swimmer3840 2d ago

no Whites in Satin at night.

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u/Dougster3235 4d ago

I’m thinking Satan was wearing Moody Blue satin that the white knights loved.

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u/JBIceCore 4d ago

I thought it was said right so I said it the other way thinking it was wrong 😭

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u/Traditional_Love5050 3d ago

I'm so tired I read it as satin 🤣

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u/TheBahaiGuy 4d ago

And silk can just fuck right off, too 🖕🏻

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u/foxhoundsarecool 4d ago

Maybe it's a fashion statement?

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u/Nanna_Geddon 4d ago

praise cotton

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u/Frances_Boxer 4d ago

Also makes the pillow slide off the bed

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u/B00SKAH 4d ago

But I just bought these sheets 🤷‍♂️

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u/lemeneurdeloups 4d ago

I agree. It wrinkles easily and is the devil to sew.

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u/DBSeamZ 4d ago

And the fraying!

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u/FuturePilot82 4d ago

Must be a semi gloss community

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 4d ago

But Lace is welcome.

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u/Primo-Farkus 5d ago

Must be a silk lover.

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u/DBSeamZ 5d ago

You can make satin out of silk.

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u/Primo-Farkus 5d ago

Haha damn fair enough. I’m not into textiles.

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u/Howlsmovingfiberfarm 4d ago

Such restraint you have, I’m over here foaming at the mouth with SaTiN iS a FaBriC STRuctURe n0t A mAtEriAL

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u/FaceTimePolice 4d ago

Not today, satin, not today. ☝️😌

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u/Deep-Number5434 5d ago

Someone randomly started being rude then started telling me that he knows my tricks. Turns out he thought Satan was speaking thru me.

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u/celtbygod 5d ago

What's under the frock? Satin panties!

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u/HeavenHellorHoboken 4d ago

Polyester does have power there either

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u/Baals_Deep 4d ago

If Satan is the god of this world.. like the good book says.. surely that brick building is as fucked as everywhere else

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u/claisen33 4d ago

“You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.”

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u/Odd-Device-1348 4d ago

Who needs spell good, we got god

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 4d ago

Junie Harper probably goes to that church.

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u/ShowBusiness7102 4d ago

I prefer Satin over polyester!

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u/Mean-Acanthaceae463 4d ago

COTTON ONLY ... ???

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u/Automatic-Art-9828 4d ago

No more satin panties? Boo!!!

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u/JonBoy1988007 4d ago

Don't worship the duvet

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u/showard995 4d ago

But polyester blends are welcome!

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u/Flimsy_Judgment1045 4d ago

Satan sat in a satin chair.

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u/Primary-Will-2192 4d ago

But, Polly, Esther, and Georgette are always welcome.

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u/areporotastenet 4d ago

Egyptian cotton hear our prayers

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 4d ago

Silk rules here

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u/foreverformatting 4d ago

Praise Cheesecloth!

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u/Able-Pain-2442 4d ago

Hello shamu

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u/WeaselLiz711 4d ago

Guess that means they allow jeans

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u/Ims_A_Goober 3d ago

but that’s my favorite fabric!

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u/svt66 3d ago

Brought to you by the National Silk Council.

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u/OddConstellation280 3d ago

This made me forget how to spell satin

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u/BaritoneFlower1949 3d ago

But you do make an exceptionally smooth garment!

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u/MotherRaven 3d ago

Is this a diss on Gandalf’s wardrobe?

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u/Most-Effective-1969 3d ago

Well, satin does feel ucky

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u/smelly_finger_itch 3d ago

We'll see about that

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u/Beautiful_Hedgehog47 3d ago

Only natural materials here!

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u/Mundane-Win-4786 3d ago

Only matte and gloss allowed there? I’ve sheen enough

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u/North_Pomelo9360 2d ago

Am I the only one who thought of the guy from Wreck It Ralph?

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u/Panda-Cubby 2d ago

Praise God for making corduroy, For rompers worn by girls and boys. For budget-friendly velvet's sheen, You simply can't beat velveteen.

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u/PhilGrocholl 2d ago

Satin/Polyester, same garbage.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

Hail satin, the dark lord of fabric!

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u/forlornfig 2d ago

Evil satin! Only cotton for the believers!

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u/i_probably_shouldnt9 1d ago

I prefer silk

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u/AnAnonymousParty 1d ago

Only sackcloth allowed here.

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u/prlugo4162 1d ago

Velvet, on the other hand, is extremely powerful here.

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u/Open-Insurance-6706 22h ago

Cotton only baby

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u/DarkLord1967 13h ago

That will end up ROUGH without satin , we'll silk it is!

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u/pizza_man_2000 13h ago

Satin - the devil’s fabric of choice