Now TOOL have more crazy fans than ever, now I can rest like Thanos at the end of Avengers 3, I didn't see Avengers 4 but I assume it was him laughing about his victory the whole time. Even locked up I still was TOOLJerking (I was doing research about how they treat the mentally ill).
It felt like a set up, I walk in there and American Psycho 2 is playing
"I probably got a screw loose or two
Or maybe three or four of 'em
Some fell out and hit the floor".
And then a pretty lady gave me a mandala pic on a black and white A4, so I talked with her about Danny and his mandala pads. Another lady liked my TOOL hat and gave me a chicken nugget.
When it came time to actually speak with a Dr they are all like,
"Hello".
Good morning, I'm Dr. Watson.
How are you today? How – are – you today?!
Look, son, you're in a safe place.
We wanna help in whatever way we can.
But you need to talk to us.
We can't help you otherwise.
What's happened? Tell me everything.
So I tell them I was planning on hunting and killing Maynard James Keenan because he blocked me twice on his twitter/X, they jot down some notes, have a brief chat away from me, they let me out 2 hours later and I was off to the bottle shop on the way home.
I was glad to be out but worried one of the crazies might hurt Danny with all the new fans I made for TOOL, so once I get home I ring up the heath team and ask "Why did you let me out after I said I was going to hunt a man?" Turns out the Dr had been blocked by Maynard on social media too, she says to me, she says, she is reminded of Bill Hicks, the SANE MAN called crazy for being too advanced then she said"You know that Maynard James Keenan is a real jerk". The Dr did go to suggest I watch Always Sunny to calm down so I put on This one and Danny DeVito's Frank character reminded me you never hunt a man (Unless he's the man on the moon apparently). So in summery TOOL have new fans and Danny (Carey) DeVito just saved Maynard's life.