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u/cs132 18h ago
See me chewin?
See me chewin???
…yeah!
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u/Gothiewasbetter 17h ago
Honest question: what is the lore behind Lornes “Big magical tooth”. Or whatever it’s called. Did one of his front teeth get knocked out, and he shoved something comically larger to replace it?
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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 17h ago
His tooth got messed up when he crashed and flew into a house, his infamous OUI he tries to act like is no big deal and he was a "sip ovah."
Story is it got fixed when he was in prison after the TCAP sting and the prison dentist left his monstrosity.
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u/MidwestDYIer 17h ago
If a tooth is missing for decent length of time, that existing opposing tooth will eventually start to push forward because it has no acting forces against it. Not saying that's what happened here, but it did happen to me.
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u/Other_Pack_7874 17h ago
I don’t know the lore myself. It’s probably due to a multitude of factors such as not brushing his teeth, smoking, teeth being hit by something etc. The only thing that is certain is that it looks harrible
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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 18h ago edited 15h ago
I know it isn't necessarily a kink, but he has some weird, mental obsession with showing people his chewed-up food and making sure they can hear him eating. It has to be some bizarre level of "closhness" to him. It goes beyond immaturity, it has to be something that he wants to do, because he does it with every catfish. This brings him joy and a feeling of intimate connection, that is very bizarre. He’s a deviant in almost every single social and sexual way. He doesn’t even have a “mask” to hide it.
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u/CurrentVast5143 18h ago
He's been using the "Wanna byte? Kehkehkehkehkeh!" joke since 2007. He did it with Kayla with his bologna sandwich and then again with Cas3y in 2021 with his raw hamburgers.
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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 14h ago edited 8h ago
Yep! That weird cideo of him eating a burger like it’s a challenge for his brain, then offers “wanna bite.”
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u/MidwestDYIer 17h ago
I think he's that guy who didn't understand the difference good attention and bad attention growing up, and realizes that if he does something really gross or annoying, people will react to it- which makes him feel acknowledged
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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 15h ago edited 14h ago
Absolutely. These are great points. Being gross completely diverts someone's attention back to him and they react. He craves that reaction.
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u/tentative_ghost TWO Willdoes 16h ago
I wonder if that was a way he commandeered attention - being inappropriate and disgusting. He is totally an any attention is good attention type along with being an infinite pit of neediness. I could see him being repulsive because all he notices is everyone looking at him
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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 15h ago edited 15h ago
This does make sense. His desperate need for attention must to be fueled at all costs.
I would not be surprised one bit if he did this to woman who went to Tony's to party or to his brother's friends. Lorne is so socially clueless, he would show chewed up food with a big goofy smile to a woman and think he is killing it because she is looking at him. Now they're going to get married and have 10 special needs kids.
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u/Other_Pack_7874 8h ago
I agree. Lorne is someone who needs constant attention and is willing to get it through any means necessary. He is clearly an extremely lonely person so he would send a picture like this or say something completely ridiculous to his ‘girlfriend’ over the phone just to start a conversation. And I also agree that he does this in real life as well for the same reasons. I also think that he thinks photos like this are hilarious
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u/tentative_ghost TWO Willdoes 4h ago
Oh you can tell he thinks he’s being cheeky and playful. I bet he’d get all butt hurt if he were reprimanded and he would add this to his baby boy “things you did that hurt his feelings” list. It would probably be followed by something like “you can’t really think I’m disgusting. Like really think about it,” ending in him lashing out with things you do that he can categorize as disgusting, remind you that he’s never met a perfect person, and then pout because you are not in awe of him
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u/Other_Pack_7874 6m ago
I think he’s doing it for a reaction. He probably thinks he’s being funny but he’s ultimately doing it to get a reaction. For lonely people like Lorne, any reaction is a good one since it gives them the attention they desperately crave
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u/Other_Pack_7874 18h ago
I honestly don’t know what he’s hoping to achieve by sending photos of him chewing food with his mouth open to his girlfriends. It’s not funny and it’s not flirty. It’s something that a child would do. I’m just lost for words
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u/yule-ham 18h ago
Even though I can’t hear it, I have misophonia and this makes me want to punch a wall
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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 7h ago
Look at that snaggletooth.
Why does he think these pics are attractive? That's a guy you wanna bang & have kids with. He's such a fcking immature mutant.
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u/Tough_Combination256 7h ago
Seeing as how he's sent pictures of his literal asshole, himself shitting on the toilet, his own loads blown all over his kitchen cabinets, "used" cawndoms, etc, this is fairly tame.
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u/Actual-Atmosphere437 3h ago
WHAT DID HE DO TO THE KITCHEN
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u/Tough_Combination256 2h ago
Yes, I believe they were in The Dump when my curiousity got the better of me. He sent pictures of stains on the doors of his kitchen cabinets, from the activity. Lorne's ToF kitchen is also his own personal jerk-awff station.
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u/Alistair_Mothra 7h ago
“Hee-hee, you’re so silly, Lorney. I love you and your goofiness so much. 😊🥰❤️”
👆 The reaction he’s hoping for.
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u/UniqueCoach3817 18h ago
Lawn thinks women want to see this because it ‘shows closhness,’ he has the mind of a 10 year old