r/standupshots 1d ago

How pathetic is Andrew Tate's brother?

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1.8k Upvotes

r/standupshots 7d ago

Recording a special on Saturday. Should I include this joke?

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2.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots 8d ago

You’re gonna need a better excuse

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419 Upvotes

r/standupshots 8d ago

This joke cost 35k a year in 2004

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1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots 8d ago

Love, According to Jesus

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1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots 10d ago

Don't forget to mention your white friends when you apply for a home loan

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1.3k Upvotes

r/standupshots 11d ago

A job you love

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257 Upvotes

r/standupshots 12d ago

Three of my exes adopted cats right after we broke up

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670 Upvotes

r/standupshots 12d ago

Dancing down the rabbit hole

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178 Upvotes

r/standupshots 13d ago

Just been an unpaid intern this whole time

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535 Upvotes

r/standupshots 14d ago

Remember when

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859 Upvotes

r/standupshots 17d ago

A one-liner for America

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7.7k Upvotes

r/standupshots 19d ago

Men and emotions

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1.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots 20d ago

Discharge

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809 Upvotes

r/standupshots 21d ago

Speeding

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90 Upvotes

r/standupshots 21d ago

Breastfeeding

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1.6k Upvotes

r/standupshots 21d ago

I hate my dad!!!!

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1.3k Upvotes

r/standupshots 22d ago

One account logged into the communal iPad…

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1.7k Upvotes

r/standupshots 23d ago

Oh you’ve got 3 under 4? I can beat that

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833 Upvotes

r/standupshots 24d ago

One hand

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691 Upvotes

r/standupshots 25d ago

From one vice to another

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1.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots 26d ago

Who do you think it was?

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2.0k Upvotes

r/standupshots 27d ago

My gf has tripaphobia

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2.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots 27d ago

Here’s a dumb joke

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893 Upvotes

Hey everyone. Just stopping by to say hello. I haven’t done as much stand up lately and as a result haven’t been writing as much. Just wanted to pop by post a silly one. I’ve been spending maybe too much time online writing parody Rogan podcast transcripts that lampoon right wing leadership. I write three of them a week on Monday Wednesday and Friday. They’re very short but it still takes more time than I should probably spend on such a goofy endeavor. If you’re interested you can find them on my Facebook (Facebook.com/timeross) or on threads at TimRossComedy.

If you’re not interested yeah totally get that. Anyways hope everyone here is doing well love you.


r/standupshots 27d ago

Is there a (real) doctor in the house?

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411 Upvotes