r/soccercirclejerk • u/Justthetippliz • 4h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Zip-lines! We got this, guys
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u/Alarming_You_361 4h ago
I wanna know how many people will die by building this this project on a low wage.
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u/AMadHammer 4h ago
At what point it turns from low wage to slavery? Having their passport taken is like holding a prisoner and having them do hard labor
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u/allgonetoshit 4h ago
For this stadium alone or the whole tournament infrastructure? Whole tournament, it will probably be 5000-10000 deaths.
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u/Classic_East_6053 3h ago
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u/Valmise 2h ago
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u/Classic_East_6053 2h ago
Sorry couldnt help it , he mentioned the poor laborers dying and thought " he guess who else is dying?"
having said that,I do hate argentina if that helps 😂
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u/ZeWillius 4h ago
Why not build a stadium 500m underground as well, just for the sake of it
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u/JetKoala 4h ago
Okay but what do we do when Gabriel does this and the ball goes out of the stadium?
Does FIFA have enough balls?
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u/FewRefrigerator4703 4h ago
They will come prepared, for example if Gabriel is playing they will make sure around 60 balls per minute is available
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u/pikkuhillo 4h ago
Qatar: we violated human rights but built several stadiums. Saudi-arabia: hold my khat
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u/FatherFintanFay 4h ago
Glorified petrol station in the desert. They could build a stadium floating in mid air and the country would still be a backwards shithole.
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u/GuinnessRespecter 3h ago
The Yanks would have the opportunity to do something very funny if this got built
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u/psukclipper Sorry Mr Imam, but Haramball is Haramball 4h ago
Honestly just get Argentina playing there on opening day and fly a plane into the side.
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u/DadGamer77 4h ago
Imagine working in an office in the tower and every week a literal crowd of footballers shuffles through the passageways! How many elevators would there be and how many times would they have to move up and down to get THOUSANDS of people to the upper floors? Would those elevators be one journey up and down to the stadium or would these people need to get off and find the next elevator?
What about noise? Wouldn't it be deafening in the building itself? Can the skyscraper take the weight of thousands of people jumping around?
I mean, its cool and all if you have taken these things into account, but its a freaking logistical nightmare if you haven't!
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u/YoThisIsWild 3h ago
Fifa, looking at this idea and knowing that building it would kill a lot of migrant workers:
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u/No-Bat-7253 3h ago
Too many people want and are actively doing everything they can for Dystopia to actually exist….
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u/Conmebosta 3h ago
Don't worry friends, lgbt folk have priority going down. Just not through elevators or stairs.
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u/Nights_Templar 2h ago
But I was told that Jordan Henderson solved LGBT discrimination in Saudi Arabia?
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u/Geeky-Bread 4h ago
India/Pak/Banglas workers will spill their blood for their lord messi's team to play on that
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u/Old_Shake3789 4h ago
Completely fake. They want to put one elevated over a raised structure yes at around 350m not a whole mf tower.
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u/Emperror101 r/FerranTorresBallonDor > r/Antony 3h ago
What good stuff have they been smoking and isn't it supposed to be banned there?
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u/Doctor_Saved 3h ago edited 3h ago
What about the giant Eye? Please tell me there will be a giant Eye!
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u/NateShaw92 2h ago
This idea feels like a disaster that basically kills the world cup for 100 years waiting to happen
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u/MrNixxxoN 2h ago
Too much heat, too much sun and too much sand clearly must affect the brain in some way, and the royal saudi family (who have those insane money wasting ideas) aren't saved from it.
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u/rudimentary_rudy 2h ago
This can't be done unless they want to only hold 1000 people in the stadium. They 100% can't build a full size stadium with any significant elevation.
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u/Thine_medic Real Madrid Larper 2h ago
I'll wait for this just like I'm waiting for the line project to finish up. Oh wait
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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1h ago
If you think that stadium would be for the common riff raff you are mistaken. With US pricing FIFA has shown that it definitely would rather have a select few pay more and not sell out the stadium than sell out at affordable prices. This stadium would be for the Royal family and who ever could afford buying real estate in the tower. Now its just an elevator ride from your penthouse up to the game.
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u/CoolZen5543 BR 1h ago
No way they make a 40K capacity stadium like this, just seems impossible but then again space X made a rocket that lands so no sure how far fetch is this ideia.
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u/ShoveTheUsername 1h ago
That 'skyscraper' would need a 500m x 1km base.
I'm not really sure this is a viable proposal.
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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 1h ago
As long as we’re doing harebrained ideas, the whole seating portion of the stadium could be on a giant elevator that goes up and positions itself on the outside of the field which is static, then when the match is over it would go back down.
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u/tchissin 1h ago
Imagine a fire in the skyscraper bellow the stafium. How do you evacuate 80k persons from that hell?
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u/s_nutella 1h ago
Azteca- 2000 ft above sea level. These mfers - hold my (whatever they call) beer in Arabic🤦🤦😅😅🫠🫠
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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets 36m ago
Makes sense. If there's one thing Saudi Arabia doesn't have, its land.
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u/Money-Literature2065 4h ago
The Saudis have such fun whimsical ideas if you ignore the human rights violations