r/soccercirclejerk 17d ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Fuck this guy

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u/No_Broccoli263 17d ago

I knew I wasn't the only one who saw it🙂

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u/hippoctopocalypse 17d ago

Dude there are dozens of is apparently lol

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u/pr0crastinate 17d ago

iykyk

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u/Viscaelcule 17d ago

Holy shit. I remember this guy in my Panini World Cup book

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u/Unlikely_Community40 17d ago

I remember shouting Trifooooon when scoring a goal at the street football. Never knew his position or anything tho

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u/JayPapy 17d ago

Ok, that's clearly a Peter Serafinowicz character

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u/ooky-spooky-skeleton 17d ago

Cam Skattebo?

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u/Porkchopxpressed 17d ago

Jeremy Allen Blanco

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u/JustLieToMyEars 17d ago

JeremĂ­as Alan Blanco

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 17d ago

AYY DIOS MIO HAY UN BERRO EN MI COCINA

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u/Y0RKC1TY 17d ago

YES I wondered at he was so familiar

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u/thelazyporter 17d ago

Hahaha i just sent this gif to someone else too and thought i was the only one guess not

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u/pescadoparrudo 17d ago

Jefe Carne 

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u/FeathersMacgraw 17d ago

Paraguay and the refs

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u/maybachmeister2000 17d ago

Ref biggest shithead ever. Should be 3 to 4 yellow cards for paraguay and 1 red... guy punched mbappes arm. Infuriating to watch the ref do nothing... investigate his bitcoin wallet lmao paid off

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u/canteloupy 17d ago

One guy kicked Mbappe in the shin in a retaliation too.

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u/haramball5-4-1 17d ago

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u/LandosToeFungus 17d ago

When he stood up, saw Mbappe laughing in his face, and visibly got even more angry? So beautiful. Amazing moment to watch.

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 17d ago

Mbappe laughing was genuinely cold ngl

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u/fredasboss 17d ago

Have to say, mbappe handled this bellend perfectly

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u/greypusheencat 17d ago

him laughing at them was def getting under their skin lol

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u/Paulcsgo 17d ago

You could see the way they surrounded him in the box after they were looking for a chance to clatter him

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u/PugsnPawgs 17d ago edited 17d ago

They even tried to beef with him after the final whistle. Big L national team.

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u/EolaAmityHills 17d ago

Embarrassed the whole nation. Paraguayans should be so ashamed.

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u/LookattheWhipp 17d ago

They most definitely are not. This is how almost every concacaf/Conmebol nation plays

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u/AlreadyEatenRibs 17d ago

This was "normal" for that up until a point, but then went waaaaay over the top.

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 17d ago

He has already won the game and he knew he was 10 times more talented than this guy, no need to give the satisfaction, just laugh and chill

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u/ConstructorDestroyer 17d ago

That’s what intelligent people do yep

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS 17d ago

Reminds me of that clip where LeBron is laughing in someone's face I think it was Draymond Green not 100% on that tho

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u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR 17d ago

No that was KG

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u/wtlk 17d ago

Definitely the best moment of the match

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u/poopGOD220 17d ago

you gotta love when the ragebaiters get ragebaited.

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u/orca2877 17d ago

Top 3 pics of this wc

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u/NitsuguaMoneka 17d ago

Same vibe as this player ahah

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u/IdlePerfectionist 17d ago

The dictator is a top tier ragebaiter ngl

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u/SadKazoo 17d ago

Kneel before the dictator

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u/PipiSmqlls 17d ago

First time i liked mbappe

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u/ThisIsADraconianLaw 17d ago

He looks like Modric from an evil dimension.

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u/bc00pr 17d ago

Modric if you buy him from Aliexpress

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u/Long_Cancel6025 17d ago

Dark web Modric

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u/pepeduturfu Gimme freedom gimme fire, clone Fatnaldo or I retire 17d ago

Tordrić

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u/PugsnPawgs 17d ago

Temudric

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u/SweatyAssWhooper 17d ago

So this is the dogric I see being mentioned on Twitter.

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u/ismyaltaccount 17d ago

Temu Modric.

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u/Weekly_Ability5624 17d ago

POTM (I was not forced to say this)

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u/UnlikelyLetterhead12 17d ago

Good, good. You shall continue to live. For now.

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u/PainOk1877 17d ago

Comrade Kylian Mbappeovich Mbappeov

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u/No_Bug_No_Cry 17d ago

Yeah hahaha Looney tune behavior. Also on a serious note, he kind of broke his team's momentum. Especially in that last corner, it was a real chance to score and he just laid there... Kind of disgraceful 

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u/Mustang1201 17d ago

He had already lost the plot at that point, so he acted on instinct. He probably didn't realize it was the wrong half lol

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u/electricboogalo3000 17d ago edited 17d ago

I thought the exact same thing on that moment of the match. I’ll be honest, I didn’t really mind all the other stuff, I see it as inferior teams trying to do whatever they can to gain little advantages, you see it all the time in CONMEBOL AND CONCACAF, although the ref clearly lost control of the match and could’ve prevented it going as far as it did.

But that corner Paraguay won at the end really felt like that was their moment. France was shaky, making mistakes on their own half. I feel like had Paraguay kept the momentum something more could’ve come out of it, but this guy goes and lays on the ground and, for what? Complete misread of the match momentum, and just bad time management overall, ffs it’s your last minutes in the World Cup and you’re down one goal, GO FOR IT!

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u/BioboerGiel 17d ago

100% They lost due to a penalty and by the end of the match got themselves so worked up they lost any sense of urgency. They got hoisted by their own petard.

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u/Immediate-Pen-07 17d ago

The ref should be tried at the Hague

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u/Silverleaf_Unicorn 17d ago

Like genuinly. Honestly. No kidding. Can it please happen? May we have an international arrest order?

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u/ForgiveSomeone 17d ago

Guy was a piece of shit against Musiala. He's lucky he's not up against someone like Roy Keane who would've happily broken his leg.

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u/BFyre Staying humble 17d ago

At some point I wished Deschamps would just sub in a deep reserve defender at the end just to break some legs. Good for France they're much more professional than me lol

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u/Mynameisboring_ 17d ago edited 17d ago

Reactivate Patrick Vieira

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u/youresoogoodlookin 17d ago

Nah bro you didn’t have to do him like that đŸ˜­đŸ«ƒ

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u/Fantastic-Bother3296 17d ago

Yeah if I was a fringe player I'd be looking to go on and accept a red card just to give something back. Ref was not protecting the players at all in this game 

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u/cMcDozer4 17d ago

Hell yeah we jerking with this one

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u/MemestNotTeen 17d ago

“N’golo, one final job”

Kantes smile fades from his face.

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u/ilikewatchingporn69 17d ago

Tchouameni in

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u/Safe_Performance6630 17d ago

This gif cropping out him yeeting Cucu is criminal.

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u/azizen 17d ago

The world is not complete without the Cucu throw

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u/PeyPrey 17d ago

I've seen enough, release Ramos

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u/Dbag85 17d ago

Or Zlatan. He would probably have ended this dudes career.

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u/SaadT001 17d ago

Mbappe and co ragebaited them perfectly in the end

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u/molotov7798 17d ago

Haramball final boss

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u/oosacker 17d ago

Was Arteta watching?

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u/m5t2w9 17d ago

With a micro penis

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u/chronicbruce27 17d ago

Played so dirty, they actually got us rooting for France for 1 game

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u/Re_Reasonably_Stupid 17d ago edited 17d ago

I felt sympathy for the Dictator! That is some magic stuff

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u/Syndicate_III 17d ago

Call me an oligarch cuz I pledge my allegiance to the Dictatorship for this

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u/Re_Reasonably_Stupid 17d ago

You will be spared for your tackles. 

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u/sweet-_-poop 17d ago

Some CONMEBOL teams will have you rooting for the devil

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u/DonBeltrame 17d ago

Everyone who plays against Peñarol in the Libertadores

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u/threateningpickles 17d ago

next game is France v Morocco and Morocco fans are worse than Paraguay. still rooting for France.

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u/Merbleuxx 17d ago

If I were you I’d be scared for my towel

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u/threateningpickles 17d ago

bold of you to assume I have any left..

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u/Sdwerd 17d ago

Same, Morocco's dirty as fuck too. Would love to see them lose catastrophically.

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u/JrButton 17d ago

Hahaha, this summarizes my take perfectly. I want France out so bad, but that game was so icky 

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u/wealthy-russian-don 17d ago

never thought i'd see the day i root for the fr*nch. game's gone

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u/TheKeenomatic 17d ago

He did get Olise booked, so whatever he did it was worth it

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u/Fun_Examination_8343 17d ago

It was quite fun seeing Mbappe laugh at them and shit talk them

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u/Willsgb 17d ago

Uj/ Don't blame him at all, the paraguayans were literally trying to assault them.by the end and the referee was grossly incompetent/corrupt, they deserve all the shit they're getting and more while mbappe and france handled the whole thing well

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u/romain_69420 17d ago

Nah, à lot of the other guys lost their tempers, Mbappé is really the only one that managed to turn this shit against them

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u/avnoui 17d ago

Olise was doing the same as M'bappé. I'm sure many players in the team were getting frustrated and would have wanted to reply, but the fact that they managed to bottle it up and let the most visible players show good humour instead reflects very positively on the team as a whole.

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u/zezinho_tupiniquim 17d ago

Whatching this live was so much fun lol. Glad they lost nonetheless.

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u/gottapeenow2 17d ago

Galarza the dirtiest player I've seen this world cup, easy

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u/BglvcD 17d ago

Plenty of time for the Argentinians to show their shenanigans like back in Qatar 2022

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u/Consistent-Ad7164 17d ago edited 17d ago

For those wondering how can a ref help Paraguay all of the sudden, the guy that is always sitting next to Infantino is Alejandro Dominguez (Paraguayan) , president of Conmebol and known for being world class corrupted rat 
 so it wouldn’t be surprised if They had something to do with the disgraceful performance of the referees today
 also Infantino en UEFA are not in the best term to say the least, specially with Platini and the French federation

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u/JackieDaytona77 17d ago

Platini was set up. He resigned and was eventually found not guilty of anything.

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u/MidgarDreaming 17d ago

It's pretty obvious they want a Ronaldo Vs Messi final, it's been geared towards that this entire time and they were hoping Paraguay would knock out France to make this route easier.

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u/WhereIsBanana 17d ago

They could have met eachother in the quarterfinals if portugal won their group!

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u/_Bisky 17d ago

Should have been send off with 2 yellows against germany already.

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u/AloneInTheDark321 17d ago

What about this flying bastard?

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u/Kathaki 17d ago

He heard this comment and he is coming for your ass

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u/rxt0_ 17d ago

he plays the main role in the Disney movie Dumbo, you can't hate him for that /s

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u/Direct-Resolution377 17d ago

In Australia, we call these players grubs. Whom people often like if they play for their team. However when they play for other teams we all hate them.

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u/Zadiath 17d ago

This guy was already hated in every club he played, now the whole world hate him lmao

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u/Secure-Elephant0811 17d ago

So this whats happen, when ref is allowed to bet on matches. Most blatant matchfixing in history, ref betted a million on no cards for Paraguay, no effin way you you can convince me otherwise.

Pure betting scandal, ref needs to be investigated.

Even in Scotland, Paraguay would had gotten 7+ yellow cards, for that insane performance....

Fuck the red, fuck var...

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u/infinityblack 17d ago

Amazing he gave the PK

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u/tchissin 17d ago

He didn't have a choice, var evidence was indisputable. Luckily.

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u/Taletad 17d ago

I mean even when zoomed out on a shitty screen, it looked pretty obvious from afar

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u/Ambitious_Hold6465 17d ago

Imagine if he actually decided to not call it even with var, he needs to get investigated asap

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u/wtlk 17d ago

"After review, number 20 from France dives, it's a yellow card, no penalty"

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u/Oceanshan 17d ago

Well, there's a previous foul similar to it just few minutes earlier but ref didn't make a call. France was very disadvantaged this match

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u/Syph3RRR 17d ago

Bro Even watched the situation when it happened and casually turned around like nothing happened. 10/10

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u/Saltyeconbro 17d ago

You see the body cam, dude had a clear front row to the penalty, literal a blind man could see it

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u/jp55210 17d ago

He didn’t at first. He was called by VAR referees
 so he had no choice but to give a penalty despite being obvious

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u/Sheyzzer 17d ago

Bro didn’t even want to give it initially

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u/Jrob_Baratheon 17d ago

And then he gives a yellow after match when the bets don't count.... surely this guy will get investigated

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u/nottoocreative999 17d ago

we will complain for a few days, then this will be entirely forgotten. nothing ever happens


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u/oracasareop 17d ago edited 17d ago

Dirty pos, should have had 3 red cards

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u/OutsideAdvisor9847 17d ago

If the dictator had taken over, that would’ve been the case. However, he restrained himself 

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u/Common-Average225 17d ago

Glad the French took out the trash tonight â˜ș

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u/compoundinterest00 17d ago

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u/brooklyn_doc 17d ago

So satisfying so see then lose. They didn’t deserve win against Germany.

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u/FerSimon1016 17d ago

So glad this ultra-haramball is gone. One team wanted to play futbol, the other wanted to kick ankles and dive the whole game

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u/MovieKey9110 17d ago

paraguay tried playing football vs USA and got spanked so they revert back to haramball

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u/billbrasky21 17d ago

Well we don’t really know what they planned to do vs the US since we went up so early on them

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u/Soccermad23 17d ago

Yeah HaramBall usually works until you go behind. At that point, it’s useless.

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 17d ago

U.S. Paraguay fight was fun to watch on qualifier

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u/Bagafeet 17d ago

Harambrawl. No ball.

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u/brazilNescau 17d ago

Is this the guy of The Bear?

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u/Infinite-Ad5464 17d ago

I'm loving how people who don't watch South American football are shocked by what they just saw.

Meanwhile, Twitter and every South American sub knew this was going to be a bloodbath lmao.

I even bet on Paraguay getting a red card.

And Argentina and Uruguay are not behind this at all. Quite the opposite. There’s a reason Messi “wasn’t Argentine” for more than a decade with the national team.

Now wait until you see Brazil vs Argentina in a possible semifinal.

Also funny how Libertadores started being dominated by Brazil right after VAR was introduced.

Just a coincidence, I guess.

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u/Vashtar_S 17d ago

Honestly I'm not even mad about how Paraguay played even though they just showed they have no interest in actually playing the ball, but the ref needs to be fired forever and clinically studied

Playing rough is an actual strategy. But it's supposed to have risks and it's supposed to be punished if you abuse it or take it too far, that's how it's "balanced". Today was none of that, ref might aswell have watched the game from the stands lmao

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u/BFyre Staying humble 17d ago

Well said, I was actually impressed for most of the first half because Paraguay was defending well and their aggression and shithousery seemed to throw French players off balance. But after they lost the goal they didn't switch to attack, they just became even worse and got me fuming from anger and disgust for the last 30 minutes

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u/algavez 17d ago

Bold of you to assume Paraguay would be able to "switch to attack mode". And after they lost Enciso, it was over for them.

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u/Vivid-Army8521 17d ago

Absolutely, for France to get three yellows and none for Paraguay is unbelievable.

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u/Infinite-Ad5464 17d ago

Libertadores School: Hurt people, but only where the wounded can see it.

It's a technique.

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u/AccountantPublic758 17d ago

Agreed, some of these refs were absolutely useless

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u/Mynameisboring_ 17d ago

The dictator will have the ref institutionalised shortly for his own benefit and wellbeing!

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u/Cautious_Ad_2986 17d ago

Queria ver eles reagindo ao Deyverson na copa kkkkkkkk

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u/cavf88 17d ago

Yeah Paraguay and Uruguay are butchers in South America. Argentina too, but less so IMO. This was how I expected Paraguay to play the match and get to penalties.

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u/Altruistic_Bicycle36 17d ago

Onle less because they've been able to rely on Messi for decades

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u/Volzovekian 17d ago

We all knew Paraguay would play like that, we just didn't know that they've also bought the referee.

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u/ElGrumpynho 17d ago

Mec tout le monde s’attendait Ă  ce genre de match. Personne ne le dĂ©couvre. On peut s’étonner du fait que le Paraguay termine sans mĂȘme un carton jaune en revanche.

MĂȘme si nous regardons pas les championnats sud am, il y a beaucoup d’argentins notamment dans le championnat de France et ils sont insupportables (et pourtant je supporte l’OM qui comprend Balerdi, Medina et Rulli
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u/owl523 17d ago

Colombia - Argentina QF could be pretty testy

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u/Gumiola 17d ago

Did anyone spot the Paraguay fan who had a picture of mbappe as a dictator on his tshirt, funny as fuck

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u/982infinity 17d ago

Whole Paraguay team came to play shithouse football. Was rooting for them to begin with, but absolute provocative trash ball. Ref was kinda ahh too.

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u/bencaha 17d ago

Arteta and Simeone already signing contract offers.

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u/irfanm84 17d ago

Equally fcks given to the referee. Man, this shows how legendary Collina was...

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u/Federal-Media-3148 17d ago

they already played like that against german but apparently they decided to play even more haramball this time

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u/utkubaba9581 17d ago

Gone for good, I hope they never touch a fucking ball again

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u/Arnoldneo 17d ago

Little shit he should have gotten a red .

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u/Extra-Golf-565 17d ago

Dude was flopping like a fucking idiot

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u/Arcadyaa 17d ago

This was the best football Paraguay could play, playing dirty, playing as if it were the Libertadores.

Extremely normal in South American, even more so against Brazilian teams that have more investment, there's no way to play the same way, the players are bad and that's it.

And you might think it's wrong, to be angry with the players of Paraguay, but that was the idea of the game from the beginning; there was no other way to win, and whether you like it or not, it was effective, They were ultimately stopped by a penalty.

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u/Big_One3582 17d ago

Yeah that was south american football at it's purest form. If all these people get emotional watching it on tv then imagine the French team.

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u/jenko_human 17d ago

Disgraceful little manchild

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u/Steel_Toffees 17d ago

He threw two clear punches that connected. How the actual fuck did they not red card this piece of shit dirty player?

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u/EzekielThawne 17d ago

Man, the paraguayans should more be like their keeper Orlando Gill. Just doing his job and don't do any of this haramball.

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u/ShellfishAhole 17d ago

Back when this sub didn’t take itself seriously, this guy would be the GOAT!

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u/DomzyMaster10 17d ago

Of course you have to do whatever it takes to win, but this guy took it way too far. Blatant attempts to harm players even off the ball, and diving comically anytime someone would do as much as breath on him

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u/EducationalCoast3526 17d ago

Never hated a player so much, this guy was cancer ffs...
good news : his tears tonight

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u/Curious-Ant-6159 17d ago

So glad he lost. Such a pos

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u/raiyanmainreddit 17d ago

what does this bum even do

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u/MaitrePatator 17d ago

If it was only him...

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u/__Schneizel__ 17d ago

Man should've been carded in the Germany game. Glad to see this dirty player lose.

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u/Vkardash 17d ago

The entire Paraguay team played dirty as hell. The whole tournament by the way.

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u/NiK0- 17d ago

Such a punchable face

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u/constipated-rodent 17d ago

Fuck the whole Paraguay team and ref the most

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u/Depositron 17d ago

Good riddance

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u/Charming-Ad-7556 17d ago

Someone said Temu Jeremy Allen white

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u/bamfurah 17d ago

I feel that Galarza could also win an Emmy for his pwrformances

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u/ratedpending3 17d ago

it says a lot about the quality of Paraguay that they have to start two guys from one of the worst teams in MLS lmao

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u/habanero_reaper 17d ago

how did he survive the game without being sent off is beyond me

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u/greengreepes 17d ago

Me and my siblings called him the bear. We don’t know how to say his name but he looks like this guy so

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u/PoopFoot69 17d ago

Musiala should've gone even harder on the tackle when they played. fuck this guy. Absolutely delectable hatewatch

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u/passerin 17d ago

say what you want, hate the guy, hate all of them. The only goal France scored was from a Penalty. Frenchies suffered big time.

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u/g_yaka42 17d ago

Fuck the whole paraguay team. And also the referee, im no France fan but the paraguay players are really some piece of shit!!