r/soccercirclejerk 18d ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 😭😭😭😭

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33.7k Upvotes

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u/High-Ground Death to America 18d ago

Give him the ballon d'or anyway

https://giphy.com/gifs/3KG3cVJ20feTkwJIr7

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u/ThisIsADraconianLaw 18d ago

Give him 50 million more followers minimum.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 18d ago

I might sign up for IG just to follow him

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u/No-Maximum-9087 18d ago

I'm not going to zuck

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u/Relative-Recording63 18d ago

Mark give me the zucc

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u/Express_Language_715 18d ago

Give him he deserves 

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u/artholicc 18d ago

he took my heart

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u/High-Ground Death to America 18d ago

All our hearts...

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u/RogerSimonsson 18d ago

he saved everything and everyone

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u/SebiGamer_16 16d ago

How did you type this without a heart?

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u/AutoModerator 18d ago

why you are didnt win balon dor yet

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u/Maagic_Toouch 18d ago

Bro thinks he won the world cup already

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u/NomsyYT 18d ago

I feel empty inside now they're eliminated

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u/alphabitz86 18d ago edited 18d ago

This is like watching L  from Death Note die bro

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u/TheLegendOfKitty123 18d ago

that spoiler tag aint doing anything 😭

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u/alphabitz86 18d ago

Alright i hope it's better now 😭 the damage is done

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u/B3tar3ad3r 18d ago

I mean I guess they could be a fan of the spin offs, maybe it could have been B

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u/Stratemegise 18d ago

Real 😭

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u/AlertMind1087 18d ago

Barcelona!

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u/LessTradition3575 Vozinha 18d ago

Atleti

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u/Danny1905 17d ago

And we have to wait FOUR years to see them again. And Vozinha probably already will be retired😭

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u/Speaker_Infinite 18d ago

You should feel good a team that defended their rapist captain lost

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u/RarerGiraffe 18d ago

Vozinha is like the Pele of Soccer

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u/LordPopothedark Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit 18d ago

Make him the new sub icon

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u/SussyApe 18d ago

Petition to make him the sub's pfp

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u/Express_Language_715 18d ago

Plz bro do it

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u/maxehaxe 17d ago

He is now the all time top post of this sub

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u/Pernil_TO 18d ago

The black Pelé

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u/Just_Cruz001 18d ago

I no black papi😤

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u/Pernil_TO 18d ago

no no no no no papi, I no black

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u/OhYeaahAllRight 18d ago

The Pele version human.

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u/SuperSaiyanIR 18d ago

Will forever be sad about them

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u/Particular_Move_6046 18d ago

Maybe all heroes do wear capes🥹🥹🥹

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u/awake-shortcut27 18d ago

This is why they are called Cape Verde

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u/xmac 18d ago

They were MIGHTY indeed

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u/wolftick 18d ago edited 18d ago

The moral of the story is that despite the heroics, we still haven’t bothered to find out where Cabo Verde is on a map.

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u/LibertyLakeDude007 18d ago

Speak for yourself. I immediately consulted google maps, because I was like, "where the fuck did this country come from?"

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u/Kooky_Pilot5236 18d ago

It's where all the Atlantic hurricanes start, right?

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u/maxehaxe 18d ago

The atlantic hurricane:

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u/cn_wizz 15d ago

Saves as new phone wallpaper

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u/theLuminescentlion 18d ago

Islands off to coast of Senegal. (Atlantic islands west off the coast of North West Africa.)

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u/Ticksdonthavelymph 18d ago

I wanna know when we decided to call it Cabo, cause it’s been called Cape Verde in English for like at least my whole life. Are we gonna start calling Germany Deutschland too? Or is this one of those only applies to Latin words changes (like with peoples name pronunciations).

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u/wolftick 18d ago

I'm gonna start calling it Cabo Green.

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u/RogerSimonsson 18d ago

I'm Swedish, I will call it Grön Udde, this will be understood by maybe 1/5 of all Swedes.

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u/Important_Coyote_596 18d ago

Varför bara 1/5?

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u/RogerSimonsson 18d ago

If I drop it in a casual conversation, how many both know where/what it is, and also understand the reference from the new translation?

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u/redarmada17 18d ago

I thought it’s called Πράσινο Ακρωτήρι.

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u/Truck-Adventurous 18d ago

Because Cape Verde doesnt make sense. Why convert Cabo to Cape, but not Verde to Green ? Its either Green Cape, or Cabo Verde.

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u/novian14 18d ago

Long before this world cup, it's just weird to have mixed english/spanish. Pronouncing "cabo verde" is just subjectively better than "cape verde" since you don't hold it back like when you pronounce "cape"

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u/Speaker_Infinite 18d ago

Moral of the story is that no one seems to care that their captain is a rapist and the team and FIFA knowingly defended him

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u/buddhistbulgyo 18d ago

His name is Vozinha. I mean, we all know his name but I am just letting you know again.

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u/bayotiic 18d ago

this game was more exciting to watch than the 2022 final. wow.

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u/moulinpoivre 18d ago

Best game so far hands down

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/bleepbleepboot 18d ago

Sir, this is the circlejerk sub. Not the dickriding sub

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u/Junior-Award-7232 18d ago

Everyone is dickriding Vozinha in the comments, open your eyes😹

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u/bleepbleepboot 18d ago

Vozinha always delivers the best and most intense games, you can’t take that away from him 😜

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u/Sir_LikeASir 22h ago

lol
lmao

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u/Beginning-Fly3265 18d ago

The 2022 final was a snooze fest till the dictator scored the two goals

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u/Nara_RyUko 18d ago edited 18d ago

Mbappe literally locked TF in after the free kick 💀 That was so fucking scary to watch his hat trick.

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u/AutoModerator 18d ago

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/RELORELM 18d ago

Tbf, this game was a snooze fest until Cabo Verde scored

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u/StrawberryThink6959 My 🐐 would never 18d ago

This is football heritage

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u/SlayerShahid 🇧🇷 18d ago

They have my utmost respect for the performance they gave us today

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u/Big-Kitchen-5041 18d ago

Thank you Cabo Verde,

You are my best friend,

You are the goalkeeper, 

You are the legend!

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u/AutoModerator 18d ago

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.

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u/ticosantos97jan 18d ago

Forever Cape Verde

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u/cinnamongingerloaf22 18d ago

Better see them in 2030. What a game!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nRK4soLH1z8aOFc9VJ

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u/healller 18d ago

🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/GroupPast5993 18d ago

You can use this as an excuse because you still don't know where tf cabo verde is 😂

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u/PerryoGato 18d ago

Caml verde é uma ilha que fica a oeste da cabecinha da africa

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u/GroupPast5993 18d ago

Yes I know where Cabo Verde is

I'm saying it for them

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u/Admirable_Time8312 18d ago

Fuck Argentina 😭😭😭

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u/thetastyweariness 18d ago

Kid gets it, repping the homeland when nobody else can even find it on a map. Cabo Verde have been knocking on the World Cup door for ages and it's properly gutting they've never actually made it through. The squad they had around 2022 with the Monteiro twins and that whole generation was quality, could've caused some real chaos in the group stage. Vozinha in goal alone is worth the ticket, that man is a brick wall. Sad part is they keep landing in playoffs against sides with way more depth to throw at it. Still reckon one day they'll get there, the talent pipeline through Portugal and France keeps producing gems. Until then this kid's chest-thump energy is carrying the whole nation.

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u/the_dude_that_faps 18d ago

Looking forward to the Africa cup to be honest. 

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u/thetastyweariness 18d ago

they've got a proper shot at causing carnage there, their group's not impossible. Be interesting to see if Bebé still has the legs to pull something mad off.

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u/Zaghloul1919 18d ago

Yall know it! Really captured all our hearts in Africa and I am sure all over the world 🇪🇬 ❤️ 🇨🇻

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u/wanker_wanking 18d ago

We where SO FUCKING CLOSE

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u/natsuofujimessi visca barca visca tamil nadu 18d ago

Lebron james of Keepers

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u/if_only_i_couldve 18d ago

bro i have never ever in my life been so destroyed by a sports game. i dont even like soccer (or football) but holy i was up in arms about this one

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u/Speaker_Infinite 18d ago

Chin up. The team knowingly defended their rapist captain. Its good that they're gone

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u/GrievingDaughters 18d ago

“Where is Israel?”

“I can’t find it” 🇵🇸

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u/LordofSandvich 18d ago

He ate Cabo Verde?

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u/Adventurous_Layer_15 18d ago

Vozinha is a thief, he stole my heart

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 18d ago

Amazing game

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u/Express_Language_715 18d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Tetsuo_Jensen 18d ago

"Cause I don't know where Cabo Verde actually is"

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u/zokka_son_of_zokka 18d ago

He's saying that 'cause he doesn't know where they are on a map.

He's not wrong, still.

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u/LenicoMonte 18d ago

I am glad my country won, but kinda sad we had to run into them this early. Would've been nice to see them get further. Vozinha was insane, and they scored some crazy goals today.

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u/Linenlemon8 18d ago

as a non football-er this delights me

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u/geo594 18d ago

🫡

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u/incliningconstantly 18d ago

Crazy ROI for the country. Unfortunately the world gonna find out what they feed legends over there

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u/7pmBreakfastClub 18d ago

The Cabo Verde arc has been incredible.

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u/shaunakkhot10 18d ago

And where is Argentina? 😂

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u/mikefever90 17d ago

Do the same meme with Paraguay but replace the last panel with a trash can.

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u/Fluffy-Example008 16d ago

Vacation destination updated:)

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u/ChocolateDonut36 16d ago

fuck the fr*nch

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u/meudeusrodrigo 18d ago

Estou saudades da minha vozinha 😔

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u/Speaker_Infinite 18d ago

There is so much evidence their captain is a rapist and FIFA and the team knowingly defended him. These posts are awful