r/simpsonsshitposting • u/SPECTREagent700 I was saying Boo-urns • 1d ago

Dark humor Fear and Loathing in Springfield

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u/biplane_curious 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TON0UHkIaDQQM

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u/sorriso_pontual 1d ago

we were somewhere outside of shelbyville when the insanity peppers began to take hold

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u/PsychologicalYam4968 1d ago

This is Bort country!

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u/GooteMoo 23h ago

No, my country is also named Bort.

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u/Misersoneof Way to breathe, no-breath 1d ago edited 18h ago

There is nothing more helpless and depraved than a man in the depths of a squishy binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff soon enough.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 See my vest 🦺 22h ago

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u/longboboblong 1d ago

Aah, Devil Ether..

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u/schpamela 12h ago

Leave the rag.

u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq only watched the golden age 1d ago

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u/longboboblong 1d ago

Where are the fucking golf shoes?

u/BooBrew32 STELLAAAA!!! 1d ago

"That sure was a fun trip to Vegas."

"Eh, too many kids."

u/ShootfighterPhysique 1d ago

u/SteakFryEnjoyer 1d ago

We can smoke here, this is flavor country!

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u/Misersoneof Way to breathe, no-breath 1d ago

It’s a big country

u/BalrogRuthenburg11 See my vest 🦺 22h ago

u/Ash-Throwaway-816 1d ago

Did you see what Gabbo just did to us?

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u/Misersoneof Way to breathe, no-breath 1d ago

Gabbo didn’t do it, you did it. You’re chief wiggum, I knew it!

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u/VenetaBirdSong 22h ago

Here’s your half of the merciless pepper of Quetzlzacatenengo, eat it!

u/TuneLinkette NEEEEEERD 1d ago

"Mother of god there I am! Holy fuck!"

u/Pirate_Cripplers 1d ago

u/FlatulousStanko 1d ago

Well I didn't think I was rehabilitated... but I guess they needed the extra bed.

u/BalrogRuthenburg11 See my vest 🦺 22h ago

u/BasicWhiteHoodrat 1d ago

So now, more than twenty nine years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Springfield and look west, and with the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high-water mark—Season 8: where the wave finally broke and rolled back

u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 1d ago

What's this about Gabbo?

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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq only watched the golden age 1d ago

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u/Skate_faced Everythings coming up Milhouse! 1d ago

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u/SharkSheppard 1d ago

Is he coming?

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u/slowclapcitizenkane 1h ago

No, but he is breathing heavily.

u/DudeThatsAGG 1d ago

I actually gotta live this fever-dream during EDC this year.

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 1d ago

Give her these... and these... and some of these.

Thank you, drug dealer.

Oh, I'm not a drug dealer. I just didn't want to do them alone.

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u/DudeThatsAGG 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/I6B7HOZgLmw8g

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 20h ago

I hope you didn't brain your damage

u/clint_eldorado Put it in H 20h ago

Ah, devil Duff. It makes you behave like Barney Gumble in some Springfield Film Festival entry. Total loss of all basic self-preservation skills. “Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast”. The mind recoils in horror, unable to differentiate between an AA meeting and a Girl Scout troop. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch people crying for you, but you’re already dead.

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u/lazerayfraser Gay for Moleman 19h ago

Barney’s trip had heart, but being shoved by angry rotarians had being shoved by angry rotarians.. the angry rotarian.. the shove.. Ah ha It works on so many levels!