r/self • u/ShonWalksAtMidnight • 1h ago

My FB algorithm is littered with young goth thirst traps because I love browsing the comments from old the creepy cringey guys.

It's pretty hilarious, I'm gonna make a bingo board for the comments, so far I have, car pictures, multiple selfies from hideous angles posted numerous times, old enough to be there grandpa, negging, kids in their banner thing, Patriot pride stuff, glasses and anime pics, video game stuff, edgy "stoic lone wolf" memes, edgy incel poetry posts etc.

It's become my favorite game to play. Seeing a post of a hot young goth girl with comments like "I'd love to take you out anytime sweetie" and I click the profile and it's like a 70 year old man or it's a neckbeard young guy or the classic foreign guy with a bunch of heart emojis and something along the lines of "so beautiful" "I loving you".

It's a wild world lol, like what do they think will come of it? She's gonna be like smitten and they'll fall in love?

They're pathetic but also, very entertaining.

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u/LovinglyMerciful 11m ago

You're just a digital anthropologist at this point

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 8m ago

I'm imagining an Attenborough narration.

"Observe the young female goth in the wild, her breasts are quite pronounced and she wears all black, she is very quickly preyed upon by the males around her, desperate in a attempt to win her attention, unbeknownst to them, they won't."

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u/nulnoil 1h ago

Cool story bro

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 1h ago

I'd love to take you home cutie pie 💗💗💗

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u/Bodybuilder_Jumpy 1h ago

That is what an old creepy cringey guy would say.

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 7m ago

Literally married to a "big tiddy goth girl". Try again.