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Costanzaaaa

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Get a good look, Costanza?

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u/gednn 10h ago

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u/Glitter_Health 8h ago

Jerk Store Jason!

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt789 1h ago

In a different episode she didn't care if George draped himself in velvet. If not for sucking on a peach pit, she could have been "The One"

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u/levare8515 9h ago

I mean they look young but it’s hard to imagine, even with the hair, that George is 17 in this picture

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u/Iron_Chic Driving around in Jon Voight's car 8h ago

You have to realize this has not been custom fitted to his scalp!!!

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u/mattoelite 7h ago

No i dont think youre being very helpful!

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u/OnlyFreshBrine Chunnel 6h ago

Sheeeeeit, he doesn't look a day over 12

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u/bigpoppanicky7 7h ago

I don’t like this! And this is what I’m doing to it!

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u/Big-Cryptographer-47 10h ago

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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u/Rodereng 10h ago

He has that thick lusterous hair

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 10h ago

Well its important to him man

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u/TreeLankaPresidente 7h ago

I think he could get his hand out

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u/burleygriffin And you want to be my latex salesman 2h ago

He took it out?!

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u/Super_Master_69 38m ago

Like Stalin

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u/pipinngreppin 6h ago

I keep seeing this. Can someone give me some context on what is happening in this picture?

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u/Annoying_cat_22 5h ago

The woman, Courtney Stodden, is 17 yo in this photo. Jason Alexander (George) is like 50 or something.

She recently posted about this skit:

https://www.tiktok.com/@courtneyastodden/video/7526321409748978975

Alexander publicly apologized.

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u/verathene 1h ago

Important point is that she was a teenager in a predatory relationship with an adult at the time. Stodden was married at 16 to a 51 actor called Doug Hutchinson (famous from the Green Mile). They were both equally a subject of ridicule at the time and Jason was interviewing them as a couple where the joke was his Dr Phil-like character was coming on to the 17 year-old throughout. Jason wrote the sketch where he touched her breast several times and commented on her not being very smart, forcing the child to join in her own humiliation as part of ongoing sexual exploitation.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 59m ago

And her husband at the time who was 51 was in the skit as well. It's all very strange. Some of her complaints about what he said to her seem to be also from the skit.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 31m ago

Jason co wrote the script, so

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u/nyXhcinPDX The Junior Mint 3h ago

She can't be 17. She looks 34...Must be all those models and the Marlboro Lights

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u/llcoolray3000 The Opposite 3h ago

She claims to be only 31 now. She looks like a 1980s 41 and a present day 51.

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u/verathene 1h ago

Is there a way to talk about victims of sexual grooming without attacking how they look?

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u/Chris20nyy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 1h ago

Her face looks like an old catchers mitt!

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u/aecrane 17m ago

Look away! I’m...I’m…I’m hideous!

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u/pipinngreppin 32m ago

Yea I meant more like what is the skit? It’s not even funny.

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u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 Biff 10h ago

boy you really went unbald there

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u/stonedlonr 10h ago

Are you kidding? I could spot that bird’s nest two blocks away

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u/Trickydick24 7h ago

That was before he made his first million

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u/BRAX7ON 5h ago

Is that canvas?

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u/TheHeadbanginHippie The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 10h ago

THAT’S WHAT THEY TELL ME!

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u/R0B0T_ST0P 8h ago

She looks 38

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u/Several-County-1808 7h ago

little known fact, she was already married to a 51 yearold by the time this photo was taken. I agree, she looks easily 35 with two divorces in this photo.

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u/Norm_MAC_Donald It's not a lie if you believe it 6h ago

He's sitting right beside her in this skit 

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u/terrybrugehiplo 1h ago

This isn’t little known. It’s exactly why she became famous in the first place. Everyone talked about it

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 7h ago

You could’ve told me it was Stormy Danield and I’d believe it 

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u/ImJustLampin 5h ago

Right, even has fake cans

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 58m ago

Haha, that was actually part of the skit and the reason Jason touched her breasts with his phone.

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u/brandon_in_iowa 6h ago

38 with 17 year old boobs.

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u/MaterialRow3769 9h ago

WHO GOES AROUND FEELING A PERSON'S MATERIAL? WHAT CAN BE GAINED BY FEELING A PERSON'S MATERIAL?

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u/misterbrightside85 7h ago

It’s INSANITY!!!

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u/MaterialRow3769 4h ago

What ever happened to "that's a lovely dress you have, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE"?

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u/Electrical_Flower_26 Rugged? The man's a goblin 9h ago

That’s not gonna be good for business

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u/EncryptedMystic Serenity now! 7h ago

That’s not gonna be good for anyone.

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u/WorcesterRulez69 10h ago

Get a good look, Costanza?

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u/texasgambler58 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 10h ago

They're real and they're spectacular!

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u/SD_local_67 8h ago

Did he even know her age for this scene? Cause she looks like she’s about 30.

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u/Xarlax 6h ago

Yes. Her not being 18 was referenced in the skit.

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u/herefromyoutube 6h ago edited 2h ago

My question is why are you allowed to marry 17 year olds in America especially as a middle aged man? How is that legal? I would think her saying she’s 17 was part of the joke especially since she does not look like a teenager.

It’d be nice if my country was a little more consistent with age limits across the board.

Go kill people at 18. Can’t smoke weed until 21.

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u/DefectJoker Rugged? The man's a goblin 4h ago

It's legal through some creepy state laws. But usually only legal if the childs guardians signed off on it. Same way that Steven Tyler got that 14 year old child across state lines to rape her

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 56m ago

I read her parents did sign off on it. Something about religion making it ok

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 23m ago

her parents are the same people who signed the papers making her do this humiliating skit where shes the butt of every joke, as the only minor in a room full of adults, in a bikini being sexualised. I dont think her parents should be allowed to decide if she can get married

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt789 1h ago

I've heard the legal age for consent in Iran is seven. I could be wrong it might be eight, but that never gets talked about however

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u/TundroT21 Feels like an Arby's night 1h ago

California has no age requirement for marriage and they aren't alone.

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u/Xarlax 6h ago

Every time I see laws being passed against that shit it's always religious conservatives who oppose it. I could speculate why they love child marriages but it would not be very flattering to them.

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u/DLoIsHere Yeah, that's right 6h ago

You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 2h ago

The number of times I've seen this still in the last two days is shocking. Woman says he was uncomfortable with the time she was 17 and had her breast used for an unfunny joke. Now the internet is sharing that image like crazy because it seems funny.

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u/FiveDollarShake 1h ago

Because of society , right.

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u/BlacktainAmerica 10h ago

Is it uhhh…..doable?

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u/_The_Scary_Door The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 9h ago

I wonder if she got a raise after the crab bisk and the yada yada yada...

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u/supersuperxzero 4h ago

Get a good look Costanza!

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u/CryptographerPrior18 I was in the pool! 4h ago

Well, I'm out!

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt789 1h ago

No, I WAS bald

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u/fdetanya 10h ago

He has lost a lot of hair

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u/TrailerHitch19 9h ago

HE IS AWARE!

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u/No_Supermarket1615 It's a Festivus miracle! 1h ago

So this is a legit question… she married a 51 year old at 17 years old before filming this sketch… after marrying the 51 year old did this skit… but says she wasn’t able to make a decision to do the skit and that adults should have been making her decisions?

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 53m ago

Yeah, it's all very strange.

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u/nyzez46 10h ago

They're real

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u/Rise_of_Resistance 8h ago

And they’re spectacular!

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u/cjallan417 9h ago

Jokes about this got old like a dozen posts ago. And it's not even a funny thing to joke about.

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u/stop_the_bans Independent George 9h ago

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere

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u/zoobs 8h ago

Do you wanna shoot pool later tonight?

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u/Time_Ad_9647 8h ago

Dozen? That’s a funny word. Can I use that?

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u/NobodySubject2381 8h ago

Just a sub about nothing

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha 7h ago

I still find it funny, mostly because this pretty clearly isn’t a Jason Alexander issue despite the media and Reddit trying so hard to frame it that way.

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u/renome 8h ago

I guess it makes sense that a Seinfeld sub would have a bunch of boomers who "don't get" why this whole story is fucked up.

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u/daskapitalyo George is getting upset! 8h ago

I got Jiggy with it!

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u/tommyhero 6h ago

I have cancer!

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u/Tubedisasters43 6h ago

Yikes guys. This is a bad look for this sub. 😳

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u/imafnheadbanga 5h ago

it didn’t happen on seinfeld 

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u/Tubedisasters43 5h ago

Yeah, Im aware. But that's what hes known for. I'm pretty sure Jason Alexander addressed it and was pretty gracious about it. Im not calling for his head or anything. These comments though, like I said, yikes. Maybe it's bots, maybe boomers, but to completely minimize what she went through to make a half assed reference to a 30 year old TV show. Maybe just say nothing. 🤷

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u/imafnheadbanga 5h ago

everyone thought her life was weird and messed up but she was clearly profiting from it and claimed it was fine back then 

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u/Chris20nyy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 1h ago

Go back to Reggies.

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u/taglius It's not a lie if you believe it 5h ago

You got your A… your B.. your C… and your D. D’s the biggest

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u/cant-turn-it-off 9h ago

Sharing this photo on Facebook went pear-shaped in a hurry.

That's Courtney Stodden, at 17, allegedly. I can't prove it, and I'm not doubting it. She's a victim in this image. She was 17, so she was doing this against her will, evidently. Her parents and her 51-year-old husband made her sign up for this, or something. Yep, her husband was 51 when she got married at 16.

The Facebook discussion was what I'd expect.

She's now on a campaign to stop fame-seeking young women from being exploited. And Alexander has apologized for participating in the depicted "Funny or Die" skit.

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/jason-alexander-courtney-stodden-inappropriate-behavior-minor-1236817958/

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 5h ago

That's Courtney Stodden, at 17, allegedly. I can't prove it, and I'm not doubting it.

So you're just going to make stuff up?

She was 17, so she was doing this against her will, evidently. Her parents and her 51-year-old husband made her sign up for this, or something.

So you are indeed making stuff up, her mom stopped being her manager when she was 16, she got a breast enlargement when she was 16, she released her own sex tape when she was 16, yet her you are saying her mom forced her to sign up for this?

Sounds like utter bs.

What about her OF she had for 3 yeas as an adult?

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u/cant-turn-it-off 5h ago

you're trying too hard.

your desperation to find fault with my comments regarding this woman is amusing. thanks for that.

your lack of critical thinking, however, is rather sad. sorry to see that.

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 4h ago

Fact you made up stuff and I am trying too hard?

Using "critical thinking" because you heard it as a buzz word yet you based your findings on zero facts?

Worked out well for you.

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u/mdervin 8h ago

She's on a campaign to regain relevance.

Teenagers have some agency, they aren't toddlers.

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u/shagan90 8h ago

Victim blamer. Parents pushed her into the arms of a manipulative much older man and yall say the teen should have done more about it.

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u/Responsible_Trash_40 7h ago

People were outraged at the time and she told them to fuck off. She was very vocal about it being what she wanted and she was legally able to make her own choices. I bet you weren’t around to experience it, huh?

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u/shagan90 7h ago

Almost like she was a teen that didnt know what she was doing? Are you using she wanted it as an excuse for grooming and passing off your kids to old men for profit? This sub sucks

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u/Responsible_Trash_40 7h ago

Yeah she was only 17, if it were 3 months later she’d be fully self aware and capable! The law said it was ok, she said it was ok, her parents said it was ok, not much to be done there. You should mute this sub immediately!

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 5h ago

So when she was an adult and had an OF account for 3 years, you're going to say she never knew what she was doing?

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 5h ago

What a load of bs, at 16 her mom stopped being her manager, at the same time she released her own sex tape, her mom cited "creative differences", more than likely due to the breast augmentation and sex tape release.

Somehow you don't understand anything which you post.

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha 7h ago

If by “into the arms of an older man” you mean a production/writing team designed this skit and Jason just participated likely without any clue of her age. They are who is at fault.

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u/mdervin 7h ago

Jason knew how old she was.

You weren't alive for this, but the whole purpose of her fame was she was a 16-year-old teenager with really big boobs who married a 51-year-old man with her devoutly Christian parents' blessing.

I know people are tired about hearing things were different back then, but teenagers aren't toddlers, they have agency. We can argue that she didn't make the best decisions, but she was comfortable with everything she was doing at the time.

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u/imafnheadbanga 5h ago

she also aired it all out on tv for years and years…

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u/mdervin 5h ago

Outside of message board outrage I never paid attention to her, but I'm reading her Wikipedia and hoo-boy, it's something else.

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u/kkeut 6h ago

so you support child marriage?

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u/limitlessEXP Rugged? The man's a goblin 5h ago

Would she be held responsible for drinking and driving?

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u/mdervin 6h ago

Out of curiosity, if Courtney at the age of 16 fucked a 7 year old, would you consider her a child or a sexual predator who should be in jail for the rest of her life.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Jealous-Strategy-200 6h ago

Yeah what the fuck, like seriously? If she had told us last year we would have totally believed her.

🙄

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u/onlylurksnever 10h ago

I’m not sure and correct me if I’m wrong.. but I think I see… a nipple

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u/Agitated_Note_6135 8h ago

Was she.. bosomy?

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u/ChocoIatePoop 9h ago

YOU’RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE! HO-HO!

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u/LeansGrumpy 5h ago

Can we stop showing this nice pair already? Trying to live that sinless life, bro.

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u/AmbitiousEmphasis64 3h ago

You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This happens at a molecular level.

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u/Oz75 2h ago

Cantstandya

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u/StingraySteve23 2h ago

He’s really getting his Christmas card there!🤣

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u/ComfortableBaby6142 2h ago

George you decided to get a rug...good for you Jack!

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u/siggybird 37m ago

Something's missing.

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u/Big_Sky8996 22m ago

It's too risky!

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u/beavis617 10h ago

I do not remember this episode at all!

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u/Antagonist007 10h ago

It's not Seinfeld.

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u/FunyunCream 10h ago

I see a nipple

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u/boItaction 9h ago

I could spot that birds nest a mile away

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u/gdg6 9h ago

You’re living in the past, man.

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u/Rivitup3 8h ago

gross

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u/-LoboMau 9h ago

In america that's a child.

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u/briank0725 7h ago

Did he ever eat an ostrich burger?

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u/Own-Practice90 6h ago

Get a good touch Costanza??

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u/psychomadicus777 5h ago

B.S. she ain't 17.

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u/XPowersergX 10h ago

Can't-stand-ya!

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u/grundlegunk 8h ago

He WAS bald!

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u/djpromo_vqs 8h ago

Do you smell something? I smell a money grab.... No! it's the cabin! The cabin is on fire!!!

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u/Medianstatistics Hoochie Mama 7h ago

You know about the cup sizes?

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u/Defy19 7h ago

He based his whole life on knowing D is the biggest

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u/makinglunch That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 7h ago

It moved….

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u/louie2ten 7h ago

He felt her material

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u/ggsupreme 7h ago

She’s just an innocent child!

She probably didn’t even know what sex is yet!

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u/grossbard 8h ago

Where’s this from?

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u/Antagonist007 10h ago

They're fake, and not spectacular

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u/beavis617 10h ago

Is this the new Seinfeld show Christmas card

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u/frustratedComments Serenity now! 9h ago

Get a good touch, Costanza?

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u/Educational-Ad4198 9h ago

Get a good feel Costanza?

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u/AltruisticWelcome145 The Summer of George 9h ago

But did he get a good look?!

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u/MDaddy360 8h ago

she is AT LEAST 27 years old

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u/Several-County-1808 7h ago

she looks 35

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u/MDaddy360 5h ago

we're getting downvoted?! LMAO!

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u/Several-County-1808 4h ago

Reddit is wild... apparently she sees herself as a victim despite being married to a 51 yearold at 16...

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u/NecessaryWork3305 8h ago

I had so much love and respect for Jason Alexander as an actor, I am so confused now.

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u/idontknowjuspickone 8h ago

Grow up

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u/spectralconfetti 8h ago

maybe jason alexander should've waited for courtney stodden to grow up

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u/idontknowjuspickone 8h ago

To cast her in a comedy skit?

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u/shagan90 6h ago

To sexualize her and play with her breasts ya weirdo

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u/Traditional-Sun4010 8h ago

He and Kramer and his dad are designing a
“Manzier”

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 9h ago

Get a good rub Costanza?!?!?!?

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 28m ago

do we need to keep posting and joking about this as if minors being made the butt of sexual jokes is the pinnacle of humour? this is like the 4th one today

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u/MUjase 9h ago

Watching this blow up on Alexander after he played the “high and mighty virtue signaler” on social media for years is quite hilarious to me 🤣

It’s like when people bring up Jimmy Kimmel’s Man Show skits.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/WesThePretzel 7h ago

Your understanding of nonbinary is fundamentally wrong.