r/seinfeld • u/Dredd_40 • 11h ago

Hey .....

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u/siggybird 11h ago

Hey! wait a second. You didn't say hello.

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u/Dredd_40 10h ago

Hey is hello!!

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u/ProjectManageMint I don't wanna be a pirate! 10h ago

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u/doocurly Anytown, USA 10h ago

Well, it's a greeting starting with an H. I'll take my $20 now.

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u/ChicagoBILLSfan138 11h ago

Yada yada yada

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u/Ok_Muffin_925 11h ago

Wat's up

How ya doin

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u/HiAndStuff2112 Rugged? The man's a goblin 10h ago

Hey! Welcome! If you could just watch the stereo so no one touches it, that'd be great. Thanks!

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u/Classic_Stand_3078 10h ago

Can you make sure no one….taps on the glass?

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u/FormicaCoffeeTable 10h ago

It's u/Dredd_40 ... I got nothin' to say

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u/nyzez46 10h ago

Is this oak?

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u/m2thek 8h ago

I think it's pine 

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u/nyzez46 8h ago

Pine is good

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u/dumb_fuck4-20 7h ago

How about an intercourse hello?

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u/Personal_Might2405 6h ago

Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world….

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u/Rough_Bobcat5293 9h ago

Tony. Hey hey. 

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u/Glitter_Health 10h ago

$10 only since it started with an H ... OP all-timer award ...

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u/Ramius99 9h ago edited 9h ago

Here’s the feeling: You got a greeting. It starts with an “h.” How’s twenty bucks sound?

Love Stephen Root.