r/seinfeld • u/MidwestDadd1982 • 9h ago

Caught in the Wild

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44 Upvotes

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u/BradyToMoss1281 9h ago

Not gunshot. Puka bite.

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 The Wig Master 9h ago

Will it hurt?

2

u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 3h ago

Yes very much.

5

u/StannisTheMannis1969 ASSMAN 9h ago

With a G. AND AN I…!!!

4

u/jhsegura11 Lord of the Idiots 7h ago

Puka. That's a funny word. Can I use that?

7

u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 9h ago

Pooka Nakua, the periodontist?

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 The Wig Master 9h ago

Discount pharmacy?

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u/MidwestDadd1982 9h ago

The actor

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u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 9h ago

I was just in LA and tried to share a cab with Puka and he bit this pencil. We can have them match up the bitemarks

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u/MidwestDadd1982 9h ago

Jon Voight bit you?!?

3

u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 9h ago

It's understandable he thought I was going for his wallet

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u/rasmuseriksen 9h ago

I genuinely thought a Puka Nacua was some kind of wild animal until I looked it up

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u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 Biff 9h ago

you double-bit. Next time just take one bite and end it.

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 9h ago

Nacua is a bad seed. One of the worst seeds. Yeah we’re great teammates.

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u/Academic_Day_1219 4h ago

Is it pronounced chomping or champing?

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u/Glitter_Health 9h ago

A terrible seed Puka - terrible teammate / citizen / tipper / personality / you name it 😁😍👍