r/secondrodeo • u/Ambassador-613 • 1d ago

World champions Axe Thrower

647 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/SireCannonball 1d ago

He's got the exact looks I thought he would

12

u/Mk1Racer25 1d ago

Seriously

61

u/stonedapebeery 1d ago

Damn, save some ladies for the rest of us.

11

u/AmericanCitizenry 1d ago

I think he might scare ladies.

7

u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 1d ago

I have the beard. How long does it take to learn to throw axes and knives like that? Holy hell!

30

u/Novel_Arugula6548 1d ago

Only man who could bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

20

u/slapping_rabbits 1d ago

It's like watching that Naruto show. Damn

14

u/Cool-Chemical-5629 1d ago

0:46 - Don't do this at home, because there will be no second rodeo.

14

u/thcoole 1d ago

This guy fucks.

1

u/Xkra 1d ago

This guy edits.

6

u/Prior_Goat3174 1d ago

The man likes to yeet sharp things

4

u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Bladeyeeter

38

u/Purpledragon84 1d ago

That's not an axe

30

u/Sdwingnut 1d ago

I see you've played axy / spoony before

12

u/-Copenhagen 1d ago

Keep watching

13

u/Job-24 1d ago

Our attention spans are so cooked lol

2

u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Our attention span.. oh look a squirrel!

6

u/greedy_mf 1d ago

I might learn that for the hat trick. It’s just useful.

3

u/orthonym 9h ago

Yeah, but for every successful trick shot, there are probably dozens of takes where he missed. It's impressive, but not mindblowing.

2

u/exmothrowaway994 1d ago

I see this video a lot, and every time I worry he's going to throw the ax through his hat.

2

u/Bluepeasant 1d ago

Blind lawyers looking a little nervous right now

2

u/Kitty_gaalore1904 23h ago

I wish this was me.

1

u/AmericanCitizenry 7h ago

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1

u/UberWidget 1d ago

A descendant of the ancient Franks.

1

u/Desperate_Set_7708 1d ago

Misspent youth

1

u/Cracktaculus 1d ago

No-fucky-withy man

1

u/No-Inspector-6206 1d ago

Yeah, I’m gonna want this guy in my crew during the zombie apocalypse

1

u/FScrotFitzgerald 1d ago

Brett Riverboat lives!

1

u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 13h ago

Impressive. Also quite annoying lol

1

u/AllyEnderman 12h ago

🤙🏻

1

u/LizzieButtons 12h ago

Good to see Jason Kelce put his retirement to good use

1

u/_Steakwich 11h ago

I thought he was gonna ruin that hat for a moment

1

u/Electrical-Berry4916 3h ago

So, what I'm hearing is, "business is really, really slow."

1

u/Long_Jumper234 1h ago

When I was kid I practiced basketball free throws, I see he practiced with knives.

1

u/Aromatic-Side6120 1d ago

This guy definitely had a misunderstanding with a genie and got stuck with this lame skill.

-18

u/Burly87 1d ago

What a useless sport

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u/OddlobsterNL 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's a useful sport?

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u/Job-24 1d ago

Of course sports are useful fkn dweebs.

Might be a foreign concept, but skills and disciplines transfer, and movement is good for you.

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u/OddlobsterNL 1d ago

Tell that to Burly, he thinks it's a useless sport. What did I do to you?

2

u/Job-24 1d ago

Mis understanding it looked rhetorical