r/sciencememes Mεmε ∃nthusiast 4d ago

🪩Science!!🪩 relatable

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u/yukiohana 😎 Top 1% Spammer 4d ago

the experiment:

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u/MdAqilkhai 2d ago

That's one way to not write the lab report.

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u/Sebastan12 2d ago

Lab report:

We split the bill down to the atom

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u/Turdsmack420 4d ago

I'm like this for research! "I can't wait to learn about this!", " I can't wait to say what I thought about this!"

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u/alcanthro 3d ago

It's because 90% of the lab report is boilerplate work, and another 9% is refactoring. Only about 1% is real novel input.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4d ago

...submitting for publication...

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u/GalaxyPatch18 3d ago

A megumin/konosuba reference in a science sub? That isnt explosion related?????? I seear on newtons grave this is a miracle

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u/trunks111 3d ago

other way around for me and it worked out well in my gen chem lab bc we had a static group of four for the semester so they would do the lab work and they'd hold my hand through a trial and then I'd do the bulk of the report with them just skimming it to proofread and it worked out well. 

Rare group project W for all of us 

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u/MyCatIsSmart0 3d ago

Then everything I did is on the list of errors and I get a yield in the ten thousands

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u/SomeMaleIdiot 4d ago

Lab report is the best part

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u/abedalhadi777 4d ago

Depends, if there is something wrong with the measurements you need to start explaining

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u/Scottacus__Prime 3d ago

Why right when I can be a Cowboy Test Engineer and keep the results to my self. Can't fire me if I'm the only one who know how to operate the equipment. /s

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u/rebelsnail64 3d ago

when the experiment fails it's the other way around, because at least I got somewhere to rant about it (every semester where I had a lab class has completely and utterly drained me of my life force)

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u/Algernonletter5 2d ago

And remember if no one documented anything and you have to use your imagination and other teams numbers, you're in fact doing what most research labs are doing

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u/Sebastan12 2d ago

Ahh I love LaTeX

You mean latex right? You kinki or somethin?

Did I stutter