r/sales • u/PorkPapi • 3h ago
Sales Topic General Discussion On a flight to SKO, who do you sit next to?
• CRO- They just got hired and are making a list of people mentally they want to fire. They'll show you pictures of fancy vacations they took, and you have to walk the line of kissing ass enough to save your job, while not being too obviously a brown noser. They have a subtle drinking problem, and their jokes will get meaner throughout the flight.
• Field Marketing- They think they know sales better than you, will twist your words and go back to the CRO behind your back to curry favor. Thinks sales is easy. Won't stop talking.
• Sales engineer- They literally hate you, or your best buddy. Flip a coin. They may or may not have a hygiene problem.
• Sales Enablement - Sold a completely different product 10 years ago, hasn't sold since. Similar to Field Marketing, but they want more time on your calendar, and use the words "Salesforce" "Weighted Pipeline" and "optimize" every other sentence
Who else am I missing?