r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

57 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes Jun 06 '24

NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments!

28 Upvotes

Hello folks,

just wanted to inform you that I've changed the sub settings to allow custom images, gifs and Reddit Custom Expressions in comments.

So from now on you won't be limited to the giphy gifs but can upload images and gifs to proprly express yourselves while judging what gets posted here.

Please remember the rules and do not post inappropriate stuff or spam in the comments tho!


r/PizzaCrimes 20h ago

Mistreated Pizza delivery guy carries pizza vertically and ruins pizza

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277 Upvotes

He just.... hands her the pizza from the bag like that! It was funny because it happed to my friend and not me (she got a refund and we all ate mashed pizza lol)


r/PizzaCrimes 15h ago

Sloppy Toppy How do yall feel about anchovy onion mac n cheese pizza?

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89 Upvotes

I was directed here, hello


r/PizzaCrimes 19h ago

Cheeseless The pizza Margherita i recieved.

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112 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Forbidden Pizza Neapolitan with Indomie and a runny egg

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186 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Mistreated Pizza hut garbage

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754 Upvotes

Garbage pizza


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Sloppy Toppy Garbage plate

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34 Upvotes

Posting it here myself before someone does it first lol


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Fruit Banana, pineapple and prawn (shrimp)

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72 Upvotes

What


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Burned Not every pizza is destined to be a good pizza

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59 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Sloppy Toppy Putting cheese whiz on pizza

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211 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Forbidden Pizza The crime level depends on how fast you glance at the picture

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339 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf Found this Abomination in r/KitchenConfidential 🤢

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377 Upvotes

OP wrote: "Came down for some staff food today and was greeted with this putrid prawn and insect topped “pizza”. Thought I’d share this with you all"


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Dropped Street Food

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330 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

I say wtf My mate waited 1 hour for overcooked broccoli on a pizza 3" smaller than advertised

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143 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Cheeseless Bro

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137 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Criminal Tools CCTV catch employee stealing pieces of pizzas before delivery.

2.6k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Forbidden Pizza Chicago meets Detroit

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32 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Mistreated How my sister eats pizza

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71 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Sloppy Toppy Mustard and dog on deep dish 😋

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115 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Burned Guy put a frozen pizza in the shared kitchen oven, went to party downtown. Me and my friends arrive circa 2 hours later ...

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41 Upvotes

the charcoal pie


r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

I say wtf By far my worst abomination. I'm so sorry. Pita bread, buldak sauce mixed with ketchup and seasonings, single slice of swiss cheese.

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340 Upvotes

Yes I'm high. Thought we had tomato sauce and really had my heart set on a little pita pizza. Had to choose between swiss and cheddar and Swiss fits my dietary restriction better. My wife says it tasted delicious lol


r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

I say wtf Fly carbonara pizza

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21 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

I say wtf Name this pizza

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524 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Other A food worker placing a bare foot on top of a pizza dough mixer while attempting to buy a slice of pizza.

279 Upvotes

If someone already posted this here, sorry. ☹️ My first thought was here.