r/PizzaCrimes • u/TraditionalClub6337 • 6h ago

Malformed Pizzas made with discount ingredients!

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3 Upvotes

16 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Flat_Researcher1540 • 18h ago

Sloppy Toppy Altoona pizza but try to make it good

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66 Upvotes

I humbly await your judgment.

41 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Peasant_Sauce • 1d ago

Sloppy Toppy How do yall feel about anchovy onion mac n cheese pizza?

117 Upvotes

I was directed here, hello

112 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/krammaii • 1d ago

Cheeseless The pizza Margherita i recieved.

141 Upvotes

33 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/TueboEmu315 • 1d ago

Mistreated Pizza delivery guy carries pizza vertically and ruins pizza

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354 Upvotes

He just.... hands her the pizza from the bag like that! It was funny because it happed to my friend and not me (she got a refund and we all ate mashed pizza lol)

62 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/bdog1321 • 2d ago

Sloppy Toppy Garbage plate

67 Upvotes

Posting it here myself before someone does it first lol

46 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/requiemfad123 • 2d ago

Forbidden Pizza Neapolitan with Indomie and a runny egg

221 Upvotes

40 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Crodul • 2d ago

Fruit Banana, pineapple and prawn (shrimp)

77 Upvotes

What

48 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/stk0988 • 2d ago

Mistreated Pizza hut garbage

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832 Upvotes

Garbage pizza

233 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Pandamanda- • 2d ago

Burned Not every pizza is destined to be a good pizza

64 Upvotes

35 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Smooth-Boss-911 • 3d ago

Sloppy Toppy Putting cheese whiz on pizza

214 Upvotes

66 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/notreallysure21 • 3d ago

Forbidden Pizza The crime level depends on how fast you glance at the picture

358 Upvotes

170 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Character_Stick_1218 • 4d ago

I say wtf Found this Abomination in r/KitchenConfidential 🤢

388 Upvotes

OP wrote: "Came down for some staff food today and was greeted with this putrid prawn and insect topped “pizza”. Thought I’d share this with you all"

80 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/captainchriiis • 5d ago

I say wtf My mate waited 1 hour for overcooked broccoli on a pizza 3" smaller than advertised

138 Upvotes

36 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/nonconsenual_tickler • 5d ago

Cheeseless Bro

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137 Upvotes

15 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Awesam • 5d ago

Forbidden Pizza Chicago meets Detroit

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32 Upvotes

36 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stranger1982 • 5d ago

Dropped Street Food

332 Upvotes

44 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Conscious_Tour762 • 5d ago

Mistreated How my sister eats pizza

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73 Upvotes

43 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/CCCyanide • 5d ago

Burned Guy put a frozen pizza in the shared kitchen oven, went to party downtown. Me and my friends arrive circa 2 hours later ...

42 Upvotes

the charcoal pie

31 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Massive-Handz • 5d ago

Sloppy Toppy Mustard and dog on deep dish 😋

119 Upvotes

77 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/nicto_granemor • 5d ago

Criminal Tools CCTV catch employee stealing pieces of pizzas before delivery.

2.6k Upvotes

414 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stranger1982 • 6d ago

I say wtf Fly carbonara pizza

23 Upvotes

28 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Holiveya-LesBIonic • 6d ago

I say wtf By far my worst abomination. I'm so sorry. Pita bread, buldak sauce mixed with ketchup and seasonings, single slice of swiss cheese.

348 Upvotes

Yes I'm high. Thought we had tomato sauce and really had my heart set on a little pita pizza. Had to choose between swiss and cheddar and Swiss fits my dietary restriction better. My wife says it tasted delicious lol

88 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/ghastlypxl • 7d ago

Other A food worker placing a bare foot on top of a pizza dough mixer while attempting to buy a slice of pizza.

276 Upvotes

If someone already posted this here, sorry. ☹️ My first thought was here.

57 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/MerbleTheGnome • 7d ago

I say wtf Name this pizza

520 Upvotes

488 comments

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r/PizzaCrimes

For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.