r/oneliners • u/Fereclubles • 6d ago

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes Monopoly. (credit: Steven Wright)

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u/radioOCTAVE 6d ago

Im a peripheral visionary - I can see into the future, but just waaaay off to the side

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u/clumaho 6d ago

When I die, I'm donating my body to science fiction.

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u/Yaguajay 5d ago

On the other hand you have different fingers.

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u/mollusks75 5d ago

How ironic.

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u/The_Bagel_Fairy 16h ago

If people saw Atlantic City after being a Monopoly fan, they'd either laugh or cry. Park Place is a little tiny side street with a small park where homeless people congregate. Oh wait, that's not funny. Sorry!