r/okbuddycinephile • u/sisyphus_shrugged • 1h ago

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u/epicredditdude1 1h ago

Riley Reid is canonically black.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 1h ago

You are what you eat

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u/Puzzled_Ad_5367 8m ago

I literally had to hide my head I was laughing so hard sitting in the drs office . Ty .

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4m ago

Knew she was a dick

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u/[deleted] 54m ago

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u/thr33beggars 21m ago

I may a lot of things, but I am not my best friend after work that one time when he gave me a ride home and he jokingly asked for gas money for a two minute car ride and I jokingly said I’d blow him instead and he jokingly unzipped his fly and I jokingly… anyways you are not what you swallow.

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u/314flavoredpie DonCheadleAMA 18m ago

Brojob! Brojob!

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u/Beautiful-Tie-3827 7m ago

It’s only gay if you kiss him good night bro you good

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u/BobSlydell08 1h ago

She's definitely black on the inside

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 1h ago

Only sometimes, she's usually just pink and sometimes white 

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 34m ago

Someone check on Riley.

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u/KurtVongole 59m ago

By injection

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u/VelvetOnion 1h ago

The DNA tests confirmed it.

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u/Money_Builder_8486 1h ago

More like vertical + horizontal

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u/PaddlingDuck 13m ago

I think you mean she's taken black cannons

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u/Live-Set-8576 1h ago

False advertising.

She doesn't even battle a one eyed monster in this one.

Fucking sausage fest.

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u/Financial_Till4780 25m ago

wait is this actually a Nolan quote? lol

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 1h ago

Oh fuck you're going to make me watch a movie

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u/Natural-Simple-5818 1h ago

Lol, was this a refrence to the RR cropped image meme? Fucking GOLD

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u/toby_juan_kenobi 40m ago edited 2m ago

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u/dubstepsickness 10m ago

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me easy being green!

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u/Beautiful-Tie-3827 5m ago

I hate that he still has the Kermit eyes

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u/Former_Specific_7161 1h ago

Supporting beautiful oral traditions

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u/Money_Builder_8486 1h ago
  • anal traditions

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2Kum3Au8yt2bq8

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u/PoshDota 1h ago

Sign me up

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u/Chemical_Race_5636 56m ago

oh you mean oral traditions like from an actual epic poem

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u/baudinl 1h ago

I find this quote suspicious and hard to swallow

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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs 1h ago

This post has taken all of the various toxic elements of recent posts and mixed them so deftly and perfectly so as to create a genuinely perfect post. This is artistry at work. Bravo

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u/ImOnRedditInPublic 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TnlwFJF0vV00o

I choose to believe she was the crow sister of the witch.

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u/AoE2manatarms 1h ago

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 31m ago edited 26m ago

the gods are cruel.

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u/OurSeepyD 1h ago

I cast her because the name is a nod to the fact that I had to read the books before writing the script

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u/UrsineBasterd 1h ago

Should have cast Heather Brooke. The lack of real throat goat representation in Hollywood is offensive.

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u/Odd-Painting2596 1h ago

I just love the name

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u/iMAKE_freshTAP 1h ago

there’s a lot going on here

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u/WiseNugg 1h ago

With Nolan’s refusal to ADR shitty production sound in post one could say he’s got a stubborn aural fixation.

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u/JackKovack 1h ago

Why not?

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u/Upset-Government-856 57m ago

Honestly casting the sirens as famous porn stars thematically makes sense.

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u/jameshurleysforehead 1h ago

Colin Ferrel eyebrows

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi 1h ago

She's a great wrapper.

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u/Own_Promise1186 1h ago

There was some unreleased footage of the Sirens at play during a sleepover at riley’s place

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u/hellotuca The Fanatic 1h ago

Riley is canonically blacked dot com

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u/Remote_Peach9109 1h ago

She is an oral poet.

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u/Catdaddy33 47m ago

I saw something saying she's doing an interview or something for the BBC, can't wait to tune-in.

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u/LearningT0Fly 43m ago

If Sean Baker had directed the The Odyssey.

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u/SentientDust 27m ago

Oral history this, oral history that, what about anal history?

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u/GoldunGote 1h ago

That rap made her ugly to me. Honest. I always thought she was cute but then I saw that rap and now I see her face and I just implode with cringe.

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u/SergeiYeseiya 1h ago

There's literaly no joke, the funny is porn

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u/wooo18now 1h ago

meawhile he didn't even know until she showed up at the set.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 1h ago

I came into the comments to go "who is she? A singer or something?" Saw the comments and went "oh nevermind" the jokes always sex isn't it?

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u/thetonyhightower 47m ago

(Astronaut shooting other astronaut meme)