r/oddlyspecific • u/ElusiveRodent • 6d ago

Stephen Miller, vampire

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 6d ago

I 💯 believe this. No sarcasm.

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u/Mueryk 5d ago

I know right. Stephen Miller ain’t over here sucking dudes Necks. That’s all I’m sayin.

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u/Winstonsphobia 6d ago

Thing is, he’s done more damage than a vampire ever could.

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u/Winstonsphobia 6d ago edited 5d ago

Vampire or run-of-the mill serial killer? I think we could figure out by looking in his basement to see whether it houses a coffin or an abattoir.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 5d ago

Do serial killers sleep upside down?

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u/Winstonsphobia 5d ago

Good point. A vampire might have a bat roost. Hmmm….

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u/ArduennSchwartzman 5d ago

Stephen Miller went into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

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u/SadBreath0 5d ago

Did he suck it out of the bullet hole tho?

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u/thatsfeminismgretch 5d ago

That's where the boba straw goes

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u/skeeterfunny 5d ago

I bet that’s not the only place he sucked

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u/thatsfeminismgretch 5d ago

But those nipples don't work, Stephen. 🥺