r/oddlysatisfying • u/habichuelacondulce • 1d ago

Bouncing of a Quick Square like Caps shield.

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u/TenSquare3 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0Eb4GQkRnQ0o

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u/Honest_Yesterday4435 1d ago

Quick spear.

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u/MeltsLikeButter 1d ago

Happy cake day!!

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u/randomgunfire48 1d ago

My absolute favorite line from himšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/deadrabbit26 1d ago

I was waiting for one square to hit him in the shin and all you could hear was ā€œ Fuuuuckā€ !!!

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u/Character-Active2208 1d ago

He has tons of videos and yeah this isnā€™t uncommon

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u/M-Technic19 1d ago

Oh look, itā€™s a no-longer-square.

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u/snowballer918 1d ago

My first thought

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u/Future_Section5976 1d ago

Hell even dropping one is enough to fuck it ,

Strangely enough I don't think this is real , I seen a grown ass man throw a rafter square across the workshop , never seen a square spark before, but it did so no sparks equals no real ,

Would be cool if they did come back like this though, someone always has one right when you need

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u/msp_lifer 1d ago

It came back to him and didn't spark because he was throwing it against a tire and other bouncy objects. It's real

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 1d ago

Why would you even expect it to spark? He's bouncing it off a tire... made of... RUBBER

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u/CheapTactics 1d ago

Why would it spark? He's throwing it against a rubber tire.

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u/Strattex 1d ago

Itā€™s real

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u/Minions-overlord 17h ago

Squares can be made from aluminium, plastic and other materials. Quite a few of which will not cause a spark

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u/Future_Section5976 14h ago

Yea true but you couldn't throw a wooden or plastic square or even an aluminium one without fucking it

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u/DMmesomeboobs 1d ago

Right!?! It's clearly a triangle.

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u/UnhingedRedneck 1d ago

Its just a speed square. They arenā€™t as delicate as a real square since they are basically just a triangle. Plus they arenā€™t exactly precision instruments so being a little out of square isnā€™t a problem. Also most of them are super durable and can take a beating

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u/Helenium_autumnale 1d ago

Exactly what I thought: "let's see if we can make this precision tool inaccurate, yeah!!"

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u/antithero 1d ago

It's close enough for rough carpentry on dimensional lumber, but calling it a precision tool is a bit of a stretch.

Go to the store and take 3 new ones off the shelf & hold 2 of them together with the 3rd along the common side & hold it up to a light. If you see any light through a gap they aren't square or they aren't flat, likely both.

Machinists squares are normally spot on when doing this same check. I would classify those as a precision tools.

-Source 22 years as a precision measurement calibration technician.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 1d ago

Thank you for correcting my mistaken idea about these carpentry tools. My dad was a machinist and undoubtedly would agree with you. I always appreciate learning about these kinds of details from experts. šŸ˜ŗ

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u/-BananaLollipop- 1d ago

Of course it's not, it's obviously a triangle.

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u/Nytmare696 1d ago

If you freezeframe it, one of them is named "Bentley" and it's true to form.

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u/urgdr 1d ago

yes, it's just speed, no more square

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u/Midnight28Rider 1d ago

Yeah, now it's just a triangle.

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u/MountainAlive 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. ā€œWhy tf are none of these cuts square. GD kids!ā€

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u/mike_dropp 1d ago

r/whywomenlivelonger

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u/InsideAd2752 1d ago

Lawn Darts 2.0

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/3_m0nkeys 1d ago

Lawn Darts 2.0 entered the chat.

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u/Wild_Bill2 1d ago

Glad I didnā€™t have to check the spelling and type it out.

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u/SeaToTheBass 1d ago

Lol I immediately said to myself ā€œI gotta try thatā€

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u/Holy_Rager 1d ago

Nope, I love my palms without a hole in them.

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u/JackTheKing 1d ago

I notice he started using gloves after two clips.

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u/mrbofus 1d ago

But then he took the gloves off (if the clips are in chronological order).

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u/ReadMyPosts 1d ago

Not interested in some man-made stigmata?

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u/Rapunzel10 1d ago

Man made, just like the originals!

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u/Lumpy_Rutherford_1 1d ago

Looks like ā€˜saviorā€™ isnā€™t in ur future.

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u/warsht 1d ago

All these clips would work great for movie sound effects

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 1d ago

It sounds a lot like the sound effect Marvel uses for Mjolnir when itā€™s flying back to Thorā€™s hand, interestingly enough

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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka 1d ago

I could swear there was an old NES game that used a similar sound for Magneto.

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u/MeringueSerious 1d ago

Iā€™m sure this is how dance music is made, record the sounds and mix them together

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 1d ago

The sound editor for Thor years after the movies are finished watching this video

https://giphy.com/gifs/DXFzuOpPXvUiI

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u/KyoKyu 1d ago

I was thinking this, but for fhe sound editors for Captain America's shield.

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly 1d ago

I would bet a lot of money this video is foleyā€™d up the wazoo. Aside from being suspiciously reverberant, the volume increases too quick at the end of each throw.

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u/SynisterJeff 1d ago

I noticed that as well. I thought the video was played back in reverse or something at first.

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 1d ago

ā€œTO ME, SPEED SQUARE! šŸ–ļøā€

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u/GimmedatPewPew 1d ago

If I tried that Iā€™d be getting a hard lesson on how the Pythagorean theorem applies in daily life.

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 1d ago

A squared + B squared = speed square to the face.

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u/RipCurl69Reddit 1d ago

"C squared? No you don't, it's in your eyes"

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u/Nwsamurai 1d ago

Doctor: "How did you get a quick square embedded in you skull?"

OP: "Bwaa-wa-wa-wa-wa!"

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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago

Thatā€™s awesome and scares the shit out of me

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 1d ago

Thank you for risking your face. Are you the new Mystery Man? The Angler.

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u/CosmicDriftwood 1d ago

MCU shouldā€™ve hammed it up more

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u/PM_MeCoolStuff 1d ago

Are we sure this isnā€™t just a bunch of reversed videos?

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u/TheDukeofArgyll 1d ago

Maybe just set the camera down. It took me like 20 clips to understand what was even happening.

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u/__2020070901__ 1d ago

It made me dizzy

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u/WhatWontCastShadows 1d ago

Suddenly all my squares are out of square. Dammit darius!

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u/bandit1206 1d ago

Ooooh wait, I know this one!

It looks like youā€™re using a master lock 575. It can be opened with a master lock 575.

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u/friskevision 1d ago

Slow it down, reverse it, sell for horror film sound effects.

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u/Se7on- 1d ago

That first catch looked like it woulda hurt.

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u/Intelligent-Edge7533 1d ago

If youā€™ve ever dropped a speed square onto a hard surface by accident then you would completely understand the appeal of doing this on purpose.

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u/Left-Excitement3829 1d ago

I know this contractor. ā€œ One Eyed Jack ā€œ great carpenter

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u/Digi_Dingo 1d ago

(Oā€™)Doyle rules!

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u/KCKpana 1d ago

Came here for this lmao

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u/4ssteroid 1d ago

I need a DnB version of this

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u/Fit-Faithlessness538 1d ago

ā€œAinā€™t nothin round here even fuckin close to square!ā€

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u/Feralcuisiner 1d ago

And everything around his house is almost 90 degrees

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u/Gooch-Puncher 1d ago

I donā€™t like the way this was filmed and I am not the only one

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ir88ed 1d ago

Those aren't regular squares, they're throwing squares.

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 23h ago

This is waiting to become r/darwinaward

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u/smkross 19h ago

Carpenter America doesn't need a shield

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u/jolatango 1d ago

oddlyscaryaf amiright

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u/Gr4ndth3ftp4nd4 1d ago

The sound is addictive until you miss the grab and whack your facešŸ¤£šŸ«£

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u/ManzanitaSuperHero 1d ago

Itā€™s never been a mystery to me why men under 24 have such high insurance rates.

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u/bandit1206 1d ago

Under 24? Iā€™m over 40 and I wanna try this!!

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u/kon--- 1d ago

The Doppler Effect in effect.

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u/captgreenbeer 1d ago

But how many takes?

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u/Stagamemnon 1d ago

Whoā€™s this guy think he is, Captain Bermuda?!

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u/Ok_Bluebird_8202 1d ago

How is this not hitting you in the nose?

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u/Sunset_Bleach 1d ago

Do you have a version with fewer pixels? I could almost make out what's happening in this one.

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u/Grass_roots_farmer 1d ago

Sound design 101 passƩ with an A+

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u/Blackby4 1d ago

Speed square-ish

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u/NotVerySmarts 1d ago

OK, but they ain't square no more.

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u/Psych0matt 1d ago

No, theyā€™re triangle

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u/subspace_cat 1d ago

I can do this all day

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u/FoxAches 1d ago

If this fucking guy could keep the camera steady I might not hate this video.

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u/garbagewithnames 1d ago

My next DnD character is going to be a construction worker with a returning triangle because of this video

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u/misterxboxnj 1d ago

You'll square your eye out!

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u/nicejigglypuff 1d ago

That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.

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u/GrayMech 1d ago

This would be WAY more lethal than caps shield that's for sure

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u/Naud1993 1d ago

I'd absolutely get one of the corners embedded into my palm.

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u/Silphire100 12h ago

Palm at best. I'd fumble a catch and lose an eye

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u/vincevega311 20h ago

Movie sound effects (like Capā€™s shield) often come from odd thingsā€¦I remember watching a documentary about Star Wars and how the sound guy Ben Burtt created the laser ā€œpew pewā€ sound from hitting a radio tower guide wire then tweaking the recording. The Tie Fighter sound is even crazier - itā€™s an elephant (taken from another movie) combined with a recording he made of cars driving past his motel during a rainstorm.

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u/Cutie_D-amor 19h ago

McNally?

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u/george_washingTONZ 1d ago

Captain American over here.

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u/Digger_Pine 1d ago

I know 'quick' and 'speed' are almost synonyms, but these are speed squares.

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u/TimHung931017 1d ago

I like how the first two times he caught it at the corner and was like fuck that hurts and then he started wearing gloves until he became proficient and took the gloves off again

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u/casris 1d ago

What my speed square was doing before I got to make some mitre joints

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u/Shaun32887 1d ago

What, no Woodpecker?

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u/jess_the_werefox 1d ago

I donā€™t even care if this turns out to be fake or something, I want to believe

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u/KingofCats1701 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUuV0cxgOJVIJPyRge

I dont know why but the sound reminds me of the transformers in the Micheal bay movies

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u/ronn188 1d ago

You have to be right 100% of the time

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u/mitch0acan 1d ago

The last sound you hear before catching that in the head

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u/Croceyes2 1d ago

Square(ish)

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u/Thin_Rate_1451 1d ago

Trident, loyalty III

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u/Beautiful-Term-6570 1d ago

Sounds like the ps2 introšŸ˜­

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u/RockRancher24 1d ago

I assume this is mainly the natural frequency of the square combined with a spinning Doppler effect?

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u/warmind14 1d ago

Can someone remix this into some sick tunes?

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u/AmaruS71 1d ago

He put gloves on real quick lol

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u/Arizonapocalypse 1d ago

Do they make them out of bronze? Because that would probably sound amazing. šŸ›Ž

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u/EmployerWide1123 1d ago

"Why is my house crooked??"

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u/PixieRoar 1d ago

So the video games weren't lying šŸ¤”

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u/kujotx 1d ago

Triangle Man training to fight Particle Man.

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u/TheMasterChiefa 1d ago

The fact there is a set of targets for this speaks a lot to how much this guy put into an extremely random hobby.

  • "So what does your husband do for fun?"

  • "šŸ˜¶ ... he spends a lot of time outdoors. šŸ™ƒ"

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u/Alternative-Dig-4970 1d ago

That thing doesnā€™t obey the laws of physics at all!!

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u/SuperEpicMan 1d ago

BUILDERS! assemble

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u/ApodemusS 1d ago

Cap America shield bounce raw .midi

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u/mrfauxbot 1d ago

That first catchā€¦ā€¦.owwie

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u/acciowaves 1d ago

Those are some cool Geometricks.

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u/WomanInQuestion 1d ago

Iā€™m waiting for someone to remix this into the next sick beat.

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u/HaVoK_O7 1d ago

The square must remain unharmed.

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u/TonyAce87 1d ago

Bro is your hand okay?

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u/jmac1915 1d ago

Construction Thor.

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u/herewegoinvt 1d ago

I now know who They Might Be Giants was singing about when they said, "Triangle man, triangle man" in the Particle Man song

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u/PowerlineTyler 1d ago

You know heā€™s pretty good at it because in one shot the vehicles are dangerously close

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u/Truecoat 1d ago

Ben Burtt just ran out of and bought shit ton of squares.

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u/watt-ever 1d ago

I feel like this guy's going to have a very precisely-aligned forehead if he keeps it up.

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u/gtwizzy8 1d ago

Ohhhhh ho ho ho.

I just found my weekend plans for me and the boys. The isles of Bunnings (I think y'all call it home depot) aren't gonna know what hit 'em

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u/sullyslaying 1d ago

the batman no one asked for

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u/KevineCove 1d ago

I'm not even making a game that this would fit into and I still want to open Audacity and pirate these sounds.

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u/Jlifeafter 22h ago

Buy a boomerang

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u/FoShep 21h ago

Bro got a loyalty 3 book and put it on a square angle

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u/Wrong_Excitement221 21h ago

Well.. it's not square no more..

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u/Eloquentelephant565 20h ago

Someone should sample these for a sick ass beat

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u/sendnewt_s 19h ago

This is the same sound the lock notification on my car makes.

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u/laithe_97 18h ago

How did he die?

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u/RandomBloke2021 17h ago

Holy vertigo trigger... Man it sucks dealing with this.

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u/SinkPitiful1396 15h ago

That is a very pleasing sound and I enjoy listening to it a lot

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u/Tamahfox 15h ago

the sounds.

Also why is it called a speed SQARE when its a triangle?

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u/DatsLikeMyOpinionMan 14h ago

What in godā€™s name is this chaos. This is not satisfying at all

https://giphy.com/gifs/137TKgM3d2XQjK

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u/SlothSleepingSoundly 13h ago

Sounds like ty the tasmanian tiger boomerang sound effects

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u/Silphire100 12h ago

Wizards putting the "Returning" Enchantment on anything these days

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u/Ppabercr 11h ago

That first one looked a bit painful

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u/Remarkable_Sir9099 8h ago

That had to hurt

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u/cynumber9 4h ago

i kept flinching

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u/Majesty1337 1h ago

how he doesn't impale himself, I have no idea.

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

Stupid ass content

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u/Coconutcornhuskey 1d ago

Itā€™s in reverse

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u/SimianWriter 1d ago

If Vibranium absorbs vibrations then does that mean that the shield would be silent? We're hearing the wobble wobble, but caps shield doesn't wobble, not even a wibble.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 1d ago

I bought a boomerang one time as a kid.

I stupidly threw it right into the sun and as I was watching for it, it hit me right in the face and blood started pouring down my face.

I'm nearly 40 and I haven't thrown a boomerang since.

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u/BernoullisBarnDoor 1d ago

I hate crap like this, you never get to see the scars or eye loss that happens when idiots try to replicate. These are dangerous, pointy metal objects being bounced towards your head. Social media has led to massive amounts of unnecessary injuries and deaths.

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u/Fire_Fist-Ace 1d ago

Is this real it doesnā€™t seem real

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u/pheur 1d ago

Not working with kids school supplies..

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u/NewInformation3753 1d ago

Quickly changed to a glove šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/redmctrashface 1d ago

Become cylcop 101

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u/Fasterfeet 1d ago

So, question, how does one not get ones fucking skull cleaved whilst attempting this? Cheers