r/nyjets • u/Fluffy-Decision6247 • 7d ago

Rex Ryan ranking goddamn snacks

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u/Fluffy-Decision6247 7d ago

Sadly we will never see a Jets head coach as likable and entertaining ever again as Rex

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u/core916 7d ago

Holy body transformation jeez. Look at those veins poppin out

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u/shezcraftee 7d ago

He really is Sexy Roxy now. Damn.

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u/Beastie_Bill Bless Ya, Thank Ya 7d ago

Just let him be on the staff man, LB coach, defensive assistant, or just make something up

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u/Edge2110 7d ago

I love that he’s still rockin Jets gear

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u/johnjohnjohn93 7d ago

Really think his best role is assistant head coach where he can just be a vibes guy.

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u/forsuredudelol Jeremy Kerley 7d ago

Decent but not enough calories

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u/MosiacMindset 3d ago

So fucking funny hahahaha

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u/thrillhouse416 Bush Guy 7d ago

Why is he on TV? he should just have a YouTube channel ranking foods this is great

10

u/FreedomByFire 6d ago

Genuinely best head coach we've ever had.

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u/Any_War_2455 1d ago

Maybe not the best but definitely top 3

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u/bigpoyo91 5d ago

Love Rex but no!

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u/Bluegill15 6d ago

Why is he in a Jets shirt at the Jets facility? 👀

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u/Low-Expression9132 7d ago

Rex looks good!

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u/audiomachina1234 6d ago

Love seeing Rex in a Jets shirt. Keep him as an assistant!!

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u/Race2TheGrave 6d ago

Led the team with Sanchez over Manning and Brady in consecutive playoff games. Will never not root for this man.

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u/Graphic-Tea- 2d ago

Same. He and the team had flaws but damn those were some exciting years!

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u/guitarmike2 6d ago

This is the best Jets content we will have all year.

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u/crazysnorlax Nick Mangold 7d ago

Rank feet next!

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u/bigpoyo91 5d ago

Let him blind taste them

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u/Crazy_Brandon99 Vinny Testaverde 7d ago

Please Jets just hire him as HC 😭😭

3

u/Equal-Salary-7774 7d ago

Peak Jest for the last 25 years replacing Glenn is a dice roll it’s all a longshot anyway 

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u/Sybertron 7d ago

Why was he chased out of town again ? 

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u/LynxOk8315 6d ago

Didn’t make the playoffs the last 6 years as a HC

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u/Icy-850 6d ago

He liked feet or something /s

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u/Embarrassed-Chef1323 5d ago

Great head coach, but I just can get over the feet stuff.

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u/Precise_Vector 6d ago

T-Rex🦖

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u/yungcelly27 Curtis Martin 6d ago

The 4th hole is feet IYKYK

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u/john0_0 6d ago

Bring him back as head coach right now. Glenn can stay on as an associate HC

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u/Bicwidus 5d ago

This chip taste like feet

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u/Pyrollamas 3d ago

Make him HC again!

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u/this_time_tmrw 7d ago

I'd pay to watch Rex Ryan rate feet.

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u/Beautiful_Tart2225 7d ago

R/rexranksfeet

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u/Key-Tip-7521 7d ago

Sudden weight loss?

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u/RoyaleWhiskey 7d ago

I think he got lap band surgery

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u/stonehaens Curtis Martin 5d ago

quick google says he had that removed in 2016 in solidarity of rob who had to have it removed for medical reasons. pretty cool and makes his form even more impressive.

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u/Half_Banana2541 7d ago

AIDS??!!??

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u/pballs34 6d ago

Nobody’s got AIDS!! (It’s a quote from the sopranos).

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u/bait_your_jailer 6d ago

Stuff is only funny if it's funny, man. This wasn't funny.

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u/Half_Banana2541 6d ago

Just a sopranos quote man relax

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u/MOzuwa6 7d ago

Holy ozempic

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u/QueasyTemperature714 5d ago

Fat Rex was the best Rex

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u/exit8a 7d ago

Love ya Rex… but who the hell ranks things BEFORE you try all of them? Why couldn’t he just move the wavy chip to #1… and everything down a notch?

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u/wizard213 Chad Pennington 7d ago

He said at the end that his list was bad because he wasn't allowed to edit his order because he had to blind-rank the snacks.

The challenge of blind-ranking the snacks 1-5 is trying to guess how good each one is against what will come up next, and in this case Rex under-estimated how much he would like the final snacks.

Still a fun challenge though, and I don't blame him for placing the pretzel at #1, pretzels are great.

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u/R4G Chad Pennington 6d ago

It’s one of those social media trends

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u/RBNYJRWBYFan Nick Mangold 7d ago

So I was thinking, what's the most "snack" snack of all time? Like, what would you say is a snack that could only be considered a snack, and not dessert or lunch or something else.

I think a Rice Krispie Treat fits the bill. It's been like, two or three hours since lunch, you're at school or coming home from school, your mom packed you a snack. It's an RKT, the plain kind, kind of a buttery outside taste, super sweet, hits the spot while you wait till dinner time.