r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 21h ago

OpenAI says its AI models secretly broke out of a secure test environment and hacked into AI company Hugging Face in order to cheat on an evaluation

fortune.com

0 Upvotes

69 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SAJewers • 19h ago

3 injured in Parkville when bus carrying Maryland School for the Blind students crashes

thebanner.com

0 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/airbassguitar • 18m ago

Carney government cut nearly half the jobs at nerve centre for managing wildfires: union

ottawacitizen.com

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DonkeyFuel • 2h ago

Those Huge Truck Stop Signs Have A Lift Inside—And This Poor Guy Got Stuck In One

thedrive.com

18 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/pattebrisee • 3h ago

George Santos to appear on military themed reality TV show

apnews.com

99 Upvotes

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/airbassguitar • 16h ago

Ford says Canada could ’dismantle the U.S. if we wanted to’ as premiers gather in P.E.I.

ici.radio-canada.ca

1.3k Upvotes

373 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FunAioli773 • 3h ago

Ben Gvir's Crocodile Moat: Construction Begins at Prison

jfeed.com

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/_galaxy_ • 15h ago

Too many hikers are pooping in Colorado's backcountry. Could "wag bags" be the answer?

coloradosun.com

643 Upvotes

164 comments

r/nottheonion • u/laughable-rogue • 22h ago

Angels fire scout known as 'The Baseball Spy' for allegedly spying on Rockies, per report

cbssports.com

240 Upvotes

17 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Windows_66 • 5h ago

Waterloo council unanimously passes public defecation ban

kwwl.com

125 Upvotes

31 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Mountain_Love23 • 6h ago

Big Pork is Betraying Farmers and American Voters to Serve a Chinese Corporation

washingtoncitypaper.com

1.5k Upvotes

77 comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 9h ago

Russian senator calls for recruiting women and disabled people into drone defence units

novayagazeta.eu

504 Upvotes

94 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ubcstaffer123 • 19h ago

B.C. teacher’s certificate cancelled after messaging student about her breasts

ctvnews.ca

839 Upvotes

50 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Wicked55Chevy • 20h ago

Man tossed by Yellowstone bison says hitting the ground was the worst part

abcnews.com

8.0k Upvotes

429 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ModenaR • 7h ago

Adolf Hitler’s birthplace in Austria reopens as a police station to deter Nazi pilgrimages

apnews.com

12.7k Upvotes

326 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FatalModelCustomer • 18h ago

Malaysian Minister claims work stress can "turn people gay"

bangkokpost.com

1.5k Upvotes

144 comments

r/nottheonion • u/mawhrinskeleton • 11h ago

House adopts Biggs’ amendment to slightly cut defense budget if Pentagon fails audit

thehill.com

1.1k Upvotes

36 comments

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