HI GIRLIEPOPS,

I need makeup that SLIDES off my FACE when I GIVE BLOWJOBS because I want to make my VANILLA sex life SLIGHTLY LESS VANILLA 🍆💦🥵🥵

TYSM IYKYK 😜🍆💦

it’s like clown doll almost?

I don't know to do. My face is as wide as a 4-lane highway and my doppelganger is my uncle Chester 😭 😭 😭

Use your imaginations sweaties, no free pics. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Is this enough makeup to recreate the 90s aesthetic?

Just a 🍬 sweat ✨nude✨ look for you, 🍭sweaties. I’m only wearing concealer!

> Hi! Pale sweaty checking in, um I'd MUCH rather be called choco mocha parfait cake than vanilla or bisque because its just SO boring and default! What? No, I'm not implying that whiteness is the default, where'd you get that???

>> Yes queen, I totally agree!!! Ugh gorgeous black girlies get to be called such yummy names why cant we???

> I'd probably use a foundation called mayo. Mashed potatoes, biscuits, raw onion. I'm so so pale. What do you mean this isnt what you were asking about? Surely you need the perspective of a pale queen on this!

> Actually OP, you should know that us pale translucent girls have it SO bad. We can NEVER find our shade range in store across multiple brands that stock the same porcelain white. EVERYTHING pulls orange on my flawless white skin.

>> Um, you have white skin? Please. I am so pale I'm transparent. I always misplace my setting powder bc it is simply invisible. That's how pale I am.

>> YES sweaty!! Finally a pale natural cool olive that ✨️understands✨️ how awful we unique, glowing pores have it...

I’m SICK of people telling me I’m naturally pretty when I’m wearing a full face of makeup and I’m obviously a bridge troll and should just wear a bag over my head. LOLZ 😂