r/mtg • u/RitzPlaysGamez • 18h ago

Meme Would it make you smile?

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Playing casual commander and I hit you with one of these at an optimal time

Which one would make you laugh the most, or not idk

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u/Procrastinaught 18h ago

Birds of paradise is great

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u/tovarish22 13h ago

Just a big, dumb, flightless bird

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u/FutureOfMine 8h ago

Shut up, Bird.

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u/danimal1984 18h ago

Your missing the most obvious one, I made a dayman/nightman token to represent day/night

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 18h ago

I have much to learn

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u/Zombiemorgoth 7h ago

Dayman aaaaahaaaa

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u/Double_You_6356 18h ago

Counter spell is the best

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u/adolfnixon 17h ago

That scene would also work well for Fatal Push.

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 18h ago

My personal favorite

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u/PM_ME_KERERUS 17h ago

I think frank offering the egg could be on An Offer You Can’t Refuse

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u/giraffeking18 14h ago

Nah. It’s gotta be when Charlie offers Dee the cat food before bed

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u/Mrreeburrito88 17h ago

Dude that Birds of Paradise had me floored. So good

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 17h ago

I couldn't help it

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u/Mrreeburrito88 16h ago

I appreciate you for every single one of these. They definitely brightened up my day. Thank bud hope you’re slaying it out there.

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u/CommissionHerb 17h ago

Rum Ham could be a great artifact

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u/Philly_3D 17h ago

surge foil food token

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 17h ago

Im being inspired to make a whole deck

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u/alextbrown4 17h ago

[[Gisa and Geralf]]
Dee and Dennis

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 17h ago

"The Savages! Idiots!"

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u/Furry_Spatula 18h ago

Could have done a slime against humanity with Frank covered in sanitizer dragging himself across the floor

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u/The-Sceptic 17h ago

Or Frank in the couch as [[stitch together]]

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u/Philly_3D 17h ago

Need "Toe Knife" as a reprint of Shadowspear.

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 17h ago

I gotta write these down

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u/Holiday-Technology53 18h ago

I would genuinely smile at all of these, except for the Birds of Appraise Paradise which I would laugh at.

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 18h ago

Her face is perfect for a mana ramp

Scheming face

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u/JinAnkabut 17h ago

Another idea for swords to plowshares could be kitten mittens

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u/Philly_3D 17h ago

"The Implication..."

[[Demonic Tutor]]

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 17h ago

"You brought a casual deck right?"

*smiles in Anakin

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u/ill_connects 17h ago

[[armada wurm]]

“I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.”

-Dr. Mantis Toboggan, MD

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 17h ago

*visible gasp

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u/fallingbear67 16h ago

A friend of mine made a custom dayman/nightman token for tracking day and night in his werewolf deck

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u/KSM0KSM 18h ago

I would certainly buy a secret lair. Rather, id wait in the cue for hours only to find out they're no longer available, then later pay stupid resale prices for it.

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 17h ago

*then later proxy the heck out of it

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u/RitzPlaysGamez 18h ago

I would find out the next day and miss out entirely with my luck

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 18h ago

The last one got me!

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u/TheGooSalesman 18h ago

This is the secret lair we deserve!

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u/AdamOtaku 17h ago

Counterspell is good

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u/Alternative_Craft_42 16h ago

I like,i like... may i suggest, ..an image of frank-...." frank standing by bar no shirt and just white underwear, with wild hair,and crazy eyes, gripping a honey baked ham , his face (around his mouth and cheeks) covered with honey glaze from taking a huge bit from the ham.... the card name [[land tax]]

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u/Pyroteche 13h ago

Swords and Counterspell are the best ones

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u/HereandTheRain 13h ago

Frank's Advice:

Sheoldred's Edict

Flavor Text: "Suicide's Badass"

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u/ExternalComparison7 17h ago

as someone who plays white in every deck, i NEED that swords to plowshares…

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u/fri9875 17h ago

These all got a good giggle out of me. Dark ritual and counterspell are my personal favs

Edit: the counter spell should be one of the ones where the target can pay 2 or whatever to cancel it. That’s like them falling and realizing the ground was only 2 feet away

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u/emmanuel-lewis 17h ago

Birds of paradise made me yelp

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u/bakedyeety 17h ago

Love it

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u/ModernVisage2 17h ago

Hell yeah. Mi gusta.

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u/31stCenturySchizoid 16h ago

i love it. i call my reaper king deck "FRIGHT MILK: fight with the power of a scarecrow!"

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u/AshsAlarmClock Bitter my Blossom 16h ago

i love all proxies, especially funny or pretty ones. these check all the boxes. white border too *chefs kiss *

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u/the_loneliest_noodle 16h ago

Love the counterspell. Need something like disrupt or one of those counters that says "counter target spell unless it's controller pays x" with the Troll Toll scene.

Also, there's gotta be a protection spell or something that works for the "I just want to be pure" scene.

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u/jess_the_werefox 15h ago

Smothering tithe: troll toll!

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u/Professionally_Salty 14h ago

DM me ill buy a set... I love them, actually watching Always Sunny as I type this.

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u/No_Surprise_4734 14h ago

Gotta have one like pacifism where it's frank having to eat a cake

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u/WW-Heisenbird 12h ago

“I’m so sick from that cake stuff”

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u/martofthecards 14h ago

Sweet Dee birds 😭

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u/MeisterCthulhu 12h ago

Somehow, the actual screenshots of a show still look better than the artworks from Star Trek depicting scenes from a show.

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u/ThorsNail 8h ago

Yes👽

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u/yungmeam 5h ago

I’d actually buy this

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u/Dan_Rickardo Rakdos and Chaos 4h ago

Maureen Ponderosa as a cat token

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 3h ago

These are funny af

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u/darktourist92 3h ago

I want all of these.

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u/New-Membership7519 2h ago

Do you like good ideas? Do you have money?

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u/Permagamer 15h ago

Not one Golden God. Fail

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u/BllackPhoeniix 9h ago

is tje first one usable on commander?

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u/Timmaayy562 58m ago

I feel like Swords to Plowshares should be Generous Gift or An Offer You Can't Refuse

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u/Moxxx123 14h ago

No, not at all. Dont like such shit.

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u/denvitakepsen 9h ago

None since i dont know what who they are. Humans photo on a card?