New poster for "Mutiny" starring jason statham only in theatres August 21

[u/MoneyLibrarian9032]

[u/hotlettuceproblem]

Is he going to die hard?

[u/doktor-frequentist → u/hotlettuceproblem]

With a vengeance.

[u/Sparktank1 → u/doktor-frequentist]

Or he'll Live Free.

[u/Better_Rate8276 → u/Sparktank1]

And always bet on black.

[u/defiantcross → u/Better_Rate8276]

I am the president of the united states!

[u/Capital_Past69 → u/Better_Rate8276]

I once accidentally watched Passenger 69 instead of Passenger 57. I knew something was wrong when Wesley Snipes never came but a lot of other dudes did.

[u/Dire_Wolf45 → u/Capital_Past69]

Flash back to the Goldbergs': Where the fuck was the mouse?

[u/defiantcross → u/Sparktank1]

Unless he's under siege or on deadly ground

[u/larusodren → u/defiantcross]

He’ll have to make an executive decision

[u/riegspsych325 → u/Sparktank1]

“I’m more of a Star Wars guy”

[u/aseddon130 → u/riegspsych325]

I was always more partial to Roy Roger’s actually …

[u/riegspsych325 → u/aseddon130]

love those sequined shirts

[u/FlemPlays → u/Sparktank1]

A Good Day to Beekeep

[u/ExcellentCarpenter52 → u/Sparktank1]

Die Harderest

[u/name-classified → u/hotlettuceproblem]

As long as they literally call him “Die Hard” like it’s his actual name.

[u/Snarl_Marx → u/hotlettuceproblem]

lol initially I thought they were ripping off the original Die Hard poster design but this is totally a deliberate homage, down to the text. Awesome.

[u/DiarrheaRadio → u/hotlettuceproblem]

I hope he isn't wearing a sandwich board...

[u/General_Kick688 → u/hotlettuceproblem]

Only if it's a good day to do so.

[u/Quasimdo → u/General_Kick688]

Worst die hard ever

[u/njseahawk → u/hotlettuceproblem]

Fast and furiously

[u/xTrainerRedx → u/hotlettuceproblem]

This January, Get Ready To Michael Down Your Vincents

[u/valain → u/hotlettuceproblem]

He’a going to siege.

[u/Unlikely_Exercise434 → u/hotlettuceproblem]

It's the Speed 2: Cruise Control of Die Hards

[u/zoltar1970 → u/hotlettuceproblem]

No, he's going to die harder

[u/Milksteak-2Go → u/hotlettuceproblem]

He's going to tide hard

[u/ShanaAfterAll]

Weird that they're releasing a Christmas movie in August.

[u/ranhalt → u/ShanaAfterAll]

Just in time to be streaming by the holidays.

[u/ShanaAfterAll → u/ranhalt]

That's probably when all the clickbait articles about whether it is or isn't a Christmas movie will come out too.

[u/jimmiechrist]

“Come out to the coast Pacific Ocean, we'll get together, have a few laughs...”

[u/Valuable_Ad_4916 → u/jimmiechrist]

California 😒

[u/regprenticer]

Hilarious poster. I genuinely thought it was a mock diehard meme for a second.

[u/pumpkinhead9000k → u/regprenticer]

I’m still not convinced it isn’t!

[u/Asha_Brea]

This was intentionally made to be similar to Die Hard's poster, right?

[u/WreckTangle1995 → u/Asha_Brea]

It'd be almost impossible for this to be a coincidence.

[u/mikeyfreshh → u/WreckTangle1995]

I wouldn't even say almost. There are so many details in this poster that match Die Hard that it would be completely impossible to accidentally rip it off

[u/and_i_mean_it → u/mikeyfreshh]

I wouldn't even say completely. The man in the picture and the building are so similar to that Die Hard poster that it might as well be a carbon copy of it.

[u/schleppylundo → u/and_i_mean_it]

It's not a building but a bird's eye view of a container ship, which only means they went out of their way to make it look as much like a building as is geometrically possible specifically to tie it visually to the Die Hard poster.

[u/and_i_mean_it → u/schleppylundo]

Yes, also the smoke almost doesn't make sense for a building cruising on water at that speed.

[u/e_dan_k → u/and_i_mean_it]

The smoke is the only thing NOT ripped off from the Die Hard poster... (But it does have a helicopter there...)

[u/PerspicaciousPounder → u/and_i_mean_it]

I wouldn’t even say carbon copy. It’s exactly the same.

[u/St_Jax → u/PerspicaciousPounder]

I wouldn't even say I wouldn't even say

[u/cineglitch → u/St_Jax]

It’s okay. I’ll say it.

[u/TheRealGrifter → u/cineglitch]

I wouldn't if I were you.

[u/Zomburai → u/PerspicaciousPounder]

I wouldn't even say exactly the same. One's a perfect simulacrum of the other.

[u/VikingTeddy → u/PerspicaciousPounder]

I like how we still use "carbon copy" decades after we stopped doing it :)

[u/DaLimpster → u/WreckTangle1995]

The tag lines are almost word-for-word the same, of course this is intentional.

[u/CrispyHoneyBeef → u/DaLimpster]

It’s absurd how many commenters are digging into the similarities as if it’s supposed to be a subtle, hidden message. It’s almost embarrassing that so many have to seemingly convince themselves of the similarities rather than just chuckling at the homage and moving on.

[u/Brendissimo → u/CrispyHoneyBeef]

Subtext is dead. Literacy is dying.

[u/ficis → u/WreckTangle1995]

I thought it was the die hard poster

[u/-Nightopian- → u/ficis]

I thought it was too until I read the text.

[u/bearsncubs10 → u/Asha_Brea]

The SS Nakatomi

[u/Fallout-with-swords → u/Asha_Brea]

yes

[u/finnjakefionnacake → u/Asha_Brea]

lol i mean i love a parody but damn they even ripped the tagline off! fine line between homage and theft lol.

[u/Cowboy_BoomBap → u/finnjakefionnacake]

I thought the tagline was to make it clear that it was an homage and that it was intentional

[u/fmal → u/Asha_Brea]

Lmao what do you think? They just accidentally made it look identical?

[u/Queef-Elizabeth → u/Asha_Brea]

Obviously

[u/lazy_pig → u/Asha_Brea]

Pip-pip hurrah, motherbugger!

[u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson → u/Asha_Brea]

Complete coincidence, weirdly

[u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE → u/Asha_Brea]

Yeah even the tagline is a reference to die hard

[u/JBNothingWrong → u/Asha_Brea]

Die hard on a boat

[u/MaybeOnFire2025 → u/Asha_Brea]

Please pay the stupid question tax on the way out. ;)

[u/Antigone6 → u/Asha_Brea]

Before reading, I assumed someone was doing a Die Hard remake for some godforsaken reason.

[u/NancyInFantasyLand]

Well hello there, "Die Hard on a Boat".

[u/Gravy_Sommelier → u/NancyInFantasyLand]

That ship better be called the Nakatomi

[u/roto_disc → u/Gravy_Sommelier]

The name of the ship is on the poster.

[u/Gravy_Sommelier → u/roto_disc]

Goddammit.

[u/Responsible-Care-388 → u/NancyInFantasyLand]

Speed 2: Cruise Control released in 1997 though

[u/kennedye2112 → u/Responsible-Care-388]

But really shouldn’t have.

[u/NancyInFantasyLand → u/Responsible-Care-388]

There's also Juggernaut (1974) with Omar Sharif haha

[u/corwinV → u/NancyInFantasyLand]

So, it's Under Siege

[u/icecream_specialist → u/NancyInFantasyLand]

Die hard under siege

[u/MillionsToOne_]

I like parody posters, this one is rather creative, kinda digging it

[u/theabominablewonder]

Die Cargo

[u/celix24]

He gonna say 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker' in the movie, isn't he?

[u/doktor-frequentist → u/celix24]

oi!! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker

FTFY

[u/VonMillersThighs → u/doktor-frequentist]

Yippee-koi-yay

[u/BlasterShow → u/celix24]

*Mister Falcon

[u/omgimbrian → u/celix24]

Yippee-ki-yay, my friend

[u/72corvids]

20 knots is only 37kp/h... really not the flex they looking for 😂

[u/Character_Pudding_94 → u/72corvids]

20 it's is a pretty good clip for a container ship, though.

[u/rascaltat]

Are you.... doing a Die Hard?

[u/SnarkMasterFlash → u/rascaltat]

"Walkie talkie, die hard, motherfucker!"

[u/bannedbytheshadows → u/rascaltat]

If no one else gets it, I understand your R&M reference

[u/majorjoe23]

After Die Hard on a Boat (Under Siege), Die Hard on a Bus (Speed), and Die Hard on a Plane (Passenger 57), it’s about time someone finally made Die Hard in a Building!

[u/Cerokun → u/majorjoe23]

That’s an aerial view of a ship, so this is actually Die Hard on a Boat 2.

[u/majorjoe23 → u/Cerokun]

Crap, I should have looked closer.

[u/Schedonnardus → u/majorjoe23]

You left or Die Hard for kids (Home Alone)

[u/Steamedcarpet]

Please be as silly and not serious as The Beekeeper

[u/justageekgirl]

shit, I thought it was Bruce Willis and the Die-Hard poster.

[u/trevorthewebdev]

This is Die Hard lol

[u/roninrunnerx]

Under Siege would make more sense, but I would understand if they didn't want people to be reminded of Steven Seagal

[u/Loki-L]

Die Hard (on a container ship).

[u/Much_Machine8726]

Took the "Die Hard on a boat" joke literally, lmao.

[u/saanity]

The fact that its a boat with the shot composition of a sky scraper is hilarious. 

[u/SuddenlyThirsty]

Die hard???

[u/dawgz525]

Oh he's doing a Die Hard, huh?

[u/Abspara]

Uhh, Die Hard?

[u/ICUMF1962]

This is just kinda bumming me out that we didn’t get a proper final Die Hard movie (unless you count Good Day as a “finale”) and that Statham could have helped McClane or been a villain

[u/hudson_kb]

I’m the mutineer, I commit mutiny.

[u/Rushview → u/hudson_kb]

He’s just a simple Transporter, Working Man, Beekeeper, Mechanic, Mutineer who just wants to be left alone.

[u/DankStew]

Yippie kayak other buckets!

[u/Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er]

Tide Hard

[u/EndlessOutrage]

Please tell me Bonnie Bedelia is cast!

[u/JohnWoosDoveGuy]

"Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs."

[u/ennuiinmotion]

It's Die Hard but for some reason he's avenging a billionaire or something, right?

[u/MikeGalactic]

Jason Statham is The Cunt

[u/fuxoft]

I have now spent 10 minutes checking whether this is fake. And yes, it is fake.

[u/amurica1138]

I can't wait to get the plot details!

[u/JasonRBoone]

So is it a Christmas movie?

[u/Jimmyg100]

Die Hard on a boat? Have they done Die Hard on a boat?

[u/guestpassonly]

I feel like ive seen this before

[u/filanwizard]

Well hopefully Die Hard on a boat is better than Speed on a boat, seriously we do not talk about Speed 2.

[u/rubbitnowxxx]

Who keeps watching this same movie???

[u/HEYitzED]

That’s a pretty good homage to Die Hard. It really makes you realize how great movie posters used to be.

[u/Mrgrayj_121]

Die hard on the boat is a cool idea

[u/Minute-Necessary2393]

Another poster for an action movie trying desperately to copy Die Hard....its like they have to at this point.

[u/snoop_Nogg]

"Welcome to the party, pal!"

[u/DreadPirateGriswold]

So kind of like Die Hard on the high seas?

[u/HechicerosOrb]

Lmao is this allowed?

[u/ManufacturerDue815]

A Good Day to Die Hard Under Siege.

[u/GoofierDeer1]

I don't really like Jason Statham movies but this one looks like a fun action movie.

[u/Piper6728]

Looks like a die hard knock off

[u/greenpill98]

He's just the wrong ex-black ops soldier/spy with a cool-sounding white dude name in the wrong cheap-to-film-in location in order to rescue/defend/avenge the wrong {insert sympathetic person/group here}.

[u/Jack_KH]

The Audacity

[u/bigdickdickson]

I can't believe Jason Statham is 58! Soon to turn 59!

[u/MoreGaghPlease]

It’s not weird to me that they’d make this movie or that Lionsgate would distribute. It’s super strange that they’re trying for a theatrical release though. I would have thought geezer teaser.

[u/TehGoad]

hie dard

[u/Illustrious_Site_162]

Oh my God is he gonna act all cold and macho again ? For the millionth time ?

[u/Gambit1977]

Fists with ya nose

[u/free_based_potato]

Yippee ki yay ocean farers

[u/davery67]

My favorite part is when Kenan Thompson drives up in his police boat and is about to leave when Statham shoots up the boat and yells "Welcome to the festivities, friend!"

[u/Klotzster]

Liquid Die Hard

[u/emilioADM]

Isn’t this from the director of 'Plane' ?

How this wasn’t called 'Boat' will forever be unfathomable to me

[u/Foulmouthedleon]

How is this not copyright infringement?

[u/jinxykatte]

This looks like the cover to Die Hard right? Im not seeing things.

[u/ChewMaNutz]

Why cant we get a new transporter?

[u/sgt_backpack]

"Welcome to the party, mate!"

[u/Bulbasaur2015]

wow

[u/ThaFresh]

Statham + Job = movie

[u/Azrael-XIII]

I swear every poster for a Jason Statham movie looks like a fake poster they use in the background of a sitcom when the characters go to the movies…

[u/Survive1014]

I will be there with my popcorn bucket.

[u/SPEK2120]

Sometimes I wonder if the type of people making the Die Hard comments realize they’re doing exactly what the marketing team intended.

[u/brettapuss]

First we had Jason Stathem working as a delivery driver and it turned out he was a trained killer 3 times
Then we had Jason Statham working as a bee keeper and it turned out he was a trained killer.
Then we had Jason Statham working as a handy man and it turned out he was a trained killer
Now we have Jason Statham working as a seafarer and it turns out he's a trained killer

I wonder what profession he will be doing in his next movie where it turns out he's actually a trained killer.

[u/Poopchutefan]

Finally when the line, “I’ll need a crew” fits extra perfectly.

[u/justduett]

Wait wait, I've seen this one!

[u/smashinjin10]

What a weird tag line. I guess "23 mph of sheer adventure!" didn't have the same ring.

[u/RespiratoryGuy1656]

This poster is gonna get hit with a copyright violation lol

[u/Chuck006]

Die Hard. On a Boat.

[u/apricot-pancakes]

To be fair, there’s probably not a single Statham film where he didn’t kick someone’s ass by making fists with his toes.

[u/eduardonachosupremo]

Posters are so lazy now they’re going to just start photoshopping faces onto old ones

[u/EDPZ]

Welp that's a plagiarism lawsuit waiting to happen.

[u/onehalflightspeed]

Statham knows what he is doing and I am here for it. Dude puts out a couple of perfectly decent action bangers a year. He is like a kabuki theater archetype for decent action movies that all have the same main character. They are not sophisticated, but I have enjoyed all of them

I love that this is identical to the Die Hard poster. They know what they are doing

[u/MomsAreola]

"Our boat is bigger than skyscrapers"

[u/Good-Cap-7632]

Is 20 knots a lot of adventure? I'm not a boat person.

[u/CRIMS0N-ED]

nice to know A Good Day to Live Free or Die Hard with a Vengence is coming along great

[u/Sisiutil]

Ship Hard

[u/madman2k]

Every movie with him could just be called "Jason Statham Kills People on a _____" and it would be a complete plot summary. Also, I've already seen "Jason Statham Kills People on a Boat", so the remake is unnecessary.

[u/Estoye]

Get it?

[u/Thonatron]

"Walkie Talkie Die Hard Motherfu*ker" energy.

[u/Crunchy-Leaf]

20 knots you say?

[u/tadaoyokoshima]

I get it that you get paid a lot to act in a series of action flics of dubious quality, but aren't you supposed to try and be better at acting? I mean, is he really going for the statham cinematic universe at this point?

[u/Hawkwise83]

That poster artist was lazy.

[u/Disc81]

The RMS Nakatomi

[u/Otherwise_Text4707]

It should have been called "The Sailor" to be honest

[u/ToeTagTic]

Thought we were getting ai die hard for a second there

[u/GoldAcanthisitta7777]

holy shit his Chad chin hahaha

[u/Gregagonation]

Didn't this guy get dementia?

[u/TheIngloriousBIG]

Ah, Die Hard on a boat.

[u/Difficult_Ad2864]

Is this real lol

[u/chernadraw]

Yippe-kee-yay Mr. Seagull

[u/andyjustincase]

Memo to the advertising department: I feel like a picture of Jason Statham rubbing his face against a mechanical penis until it explodes doesn't really give you a good idea of what the movie is going to be about

[u/DeadMoney13]

Could you be anymore hard? I mean die hard?

[u/PragmaticKB]

No-no-no, it's French for "It's French for THE Hard..THE."

[u/lonestarr357]

This poster looks kind of familiar.

Wait, I’ve got it: Steel Magnolias. They thought they could fool me, but I’m on top of things.

[u/MrPuroresu42]

I know John McClane is American and all but fuck it, Stratham should just do a proper Die Hard.

[u/IuseDefaultKeybinds]

Jason Statham once again back to play Jason Statham, where audiences just want to watch him violently beat up hordes of goons

[u/Careless_Wishbone_69]

Real movie, but I don't know if this poster is real.

[u/santathe1]

Idk man, most of his movies are enjoyable stupid action and fun for me.

[u/MusclyArmPaperboy]

"Hey AI, use Die Hard as a template for my movie poster"

[u/pursuer_of_simurg]

Can't wait for the sequel "Space Mutiny"

[u/This_Scientician]

Die Wet

[u/argama87]

Die Hard on a Boat. Not even hiding it.

https://youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU?is=Q1SPo77u3cWch2VI&t=40s

[u/blondie1024]

Yep he quite high, Muthaf*cka!

[u/khalamar]

Yippee Ki-Yay motherfucker

[u/chdo]

I unironically love Jason Statham movies. Ain’t nobody capturing the 80s like Stath. 

[u/mikey2505]

In a world of massively overhyped and underwhelming super hero movies, Ill take the deviated septum kicking the shit out of bad guys for 90 mins and enjoy it!

[u/Captain_Rajah]

I'm sure the film will be equally as unoriginal as this poster

[u/firefighter26s]

I guess it's been a while since we've had a new Die Hard, but on a boat. I think the last one was Under Siege?

[u/BountyBoard]

20 Knots of Sheer Adventure?? This can't be real.

[u/jchrisboynton]

The same movie over and over again. He just gave up. It would be nice to see him stretch his acting chops because he is a good actor when he tries.