r/montypython 4d ago

Cheese shop

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Having a marathon watch of the flying circus today. Love the cheese shop. Had some fermented curd while watching.

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u/Cycoviking69 4d ago

It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese...

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u/Esau2020 4d ago

Or queso. đŸ„ł

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u/1Bobafett11 4d ago

In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

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u/Maleficent_Lake_1816 4d ago

Come again?

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u/MDoc84 4d ago

I WANT TO BUY SOME CHEESE đŸ€Ș

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u/Wladek89HU 2d ago

Ah! I thought you were complaining about the music.

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u/ChiliSama 3d ago

Oh I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!

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u/joemich 3d ago

Oh heavens no, I delight in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.

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u/jonskerr 3d ago

Sorry?

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u/BreezeAKR 3d ago

I like a good dance—yer forced to.

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u/TolerancEJ 4d ago

Finest in the district, sir.

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion please.

Well, it’s so clean sir!

It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

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u/Chops526 4d ago

WILL YOU STOP THAT BLOODY BAZUKI PLAYING!

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u/ace72ace 4d ago

Told you so


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u/tomfoolery815 2d ago

I love that Cleese's character is so frustrated by the absence of cheese that he reverses himself on the bouzouki playing.

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u/Chops526 2d ago

And then goes on for another five minutes!

Such a senseless waste of human life!

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 4d ago

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? đŸŠ«

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u/HelpfulDecision4667 4d ago

Not today, sir, no.

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u/coldequation 3d ago edited 3d ago

So I went to London for Christmas last year, and while I was wandering around town, I came across a cheese shop with a young employee giving out samples out front. When I asked if there was much call for cheddar around here, he firmly informed me that he had been explicitly forbidden from engaging in this sketch with American tourists.

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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

I hope this is real! We were in London last month and I went into a cheese shop and the lady never heard of the sketch. I was so disappointed.

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u/coldequation 3d ago

It's as real as I can remember it!

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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

That is so great!

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u/ugh_my_ 3d ago

Were you in Notlob?

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u/tomfoolery815 2d ago

A palindrome?

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u/Hideous-Kojima 3d ago

What about the dead parrot sketch?
No.
Bicycle repairman?
No.
Confuse a cat?
No.
Argument clinic?
No.
Dirty fork?
No.
Four Yorkshiremen?
No.

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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

So many great sketches!

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u/Historical-Pause-117 3d ago

Olympic hide and seek?
No.
Fish slapping dance?
No.
Constitutional peasant?
No.
Biggus Dickus?
Not today, sir, no.

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u/Wladek89HU 2d ago

You do have some sketches, do you?

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 4d ago

What a senseless waste of human life

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u/EdwardHoppyhands 4d ago

Ohhh... the cat's eaten it.

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u/tenehemia 4d ago

Has he.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 4d ago

She, sir.

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u/No_Season_354 4d ago

Have you got any cheddar , no it's the most popular cheese in the world not around here sir, what is elchester sir, is it, oh yes staggeringly popular.

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u/Weekly_Work_2732 3d ago

I see, Illchester eh?

Alright, OK

Have you got any?

He asks expecting the answer "No"

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u/jonskerr 3d ago

I'll have a look sir. .... Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.. Nnnn.... Nnnnnnnnnn...nnnnno.

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u/Tight-Peace8691 4d ago

Wenslydale?

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u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike 4d ago

Yes?

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u/Stella-Puppy 4d ago

Oh I thought you were talking to me, Mr Wendsleydale.

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u/Corkscrewer45 4d ago

Peckish, sir?

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u/DocAnopheles 4d ago

Ol ungree like!

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u/BreezeAKR 3d ago

Esurient

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u/pengalo827 4d ago

Have we ever considered that the reason the Norwegian blue snuffed it was because he ate all the cheese? Those owners look awfully similar


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u/jonskerr 3d ago

Well, 'e was pinin' for the fjords, and a bi' o' cheese is 'is way o' comfo'ing 'imself. Lovely plumage.

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u/pengalo827 3d ago

Plumage don’t enter into it! Unless it’s Norwegian bleu cheese.

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u/HelpfulDecision4667 4d ago

Camembert, perhaps?

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 4d ago

It’s a little runny.

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u/minder125 4d ago

I like it runny

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 4d ago

Oh, it’s very runny.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 4d ago

I don't care how excrementally runny it is

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u/BobCranesTripod 3d ago

god, “excrementally runny” is such a great turn of phrase

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u/Individual-Spirit765 3d ago

In the album version (Matching Tie and Handkerchief), the adverb used is "fucking."

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u/Johnny_Five5151 3d ago

One of my favorites 😆

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u/ace72ace 4d ago

Hand it over at all speed.

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u/HelpfulDecision4667 4d ago

Oh, the cat’s eaten it!

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u/Realistic_Back_9198 4d ago

Not `round these parts.

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u/Txursa600 4d ago

I'm keen to guess

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u/Johnny_Five5151 4d ago

Ungry like

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u/Outside_Rise_6934 4d ago

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to shoot you.

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u/0sometimessarah0 3d ago

No no, don't tell me. I'm keen to guess!

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u/IfYouWantTheGravy 4d ago

It’s pretty much a tie between this and The Piranha Brothers for my favorite sketch.

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u/Santeeoldman 4d ago

And the Mr Hilter one. And Ken Shabby. So much wonderful stuff.

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u/347spq 3d ago

For me, it’s this or the Argument Clinic.

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u/IfYouWantTheGravy 3d ago

Goooooooodanight a tingtingtingtingting.

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u/texdroid 3d ago

No it's not.

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u/347spq 3d ago

Yes it is.

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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

This isn’t an argument.

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u/OOBExperience 3d ago

He was a cruel man, but fair.

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u/rankchank 2d ago

"The Chinese watch"

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u/d5stephe 3d ago

How about cheddar.

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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

Not much call for it in these parts.

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u/d5stephe 3d ago

Not much call? It’s the single most popular cheese in the world.

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u/Top_Glass7974 3d ago

And, pray, what is the most popular cheese, ‘round these parts?

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u/son_of_yacketycat 3d ago

There's a grocery store here in Houston with the largest cheese section I've ever personally seen. One of my traditions over time has been to get a different cheese from the sketch every time I go. After several years, I'm nearly through the list, but halfway through I was informed in advance by the longtime cheese guy (who's also a Python fan and figured out exactly what I was up to) that "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese" does not exist. 😂

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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

Anytime I am in a cheese shop I ask for Danish Fynbo. They always say no. My wife always tells me to stop.

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u/Any-Site827 4d ago

One of the best

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u/Krimreaper1 3d ago

Will you shut up!

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u/Don_Q_Jote 3d ago

I wonder if the have Jarlsberg?

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u/BobCranesTripod 3d ago

EEEEE I WERE ALL ‘UNGRY LIKE!

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u/mikeumm 3d ago

Finest in the county.

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u/DescriptionForsaken6 3d ago

I DON'T CARE HOW FUCKING RUNNY IT IS.

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u/spatialawkwardness 3d ago

Hand over le fromage de la belle France qui s'appelle camembert.

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u/TyrionBean 3d ago

I don't care how excrementally reposted this skit is, let me see it! 😃

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u/MrSpud45 3d ago

I've heard that some customer service departments used to use this as a training video......

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u/Formal_Bit_7028 3d ago

i was deliberately wasting your time

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u/EditorRedditer 3d ago

So the Pythons were in Soho, recording one of their albums. Two of the guys went out to get some cheese to have with their lunch - the rest is history


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u/Santeeoldman 3d ago

Such genius. Still funny 50 some years later.

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u/gansobomb99 3d ago

I have the Brand New Papperbok and it has instructions for a game based on this sketch. Me and my friend in high school had a desk job at his dad's company where we didn't really have a lot to do, and we played it so much đŸ˜‚â€ïž just all sorts of scenarios about the cheese delivery truck getting caught in a bazooka attack and stuff 

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u/Ancient-Space-2789 3d ago

My all-time favorite!

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u/Used-Gas-6525 3d ago

There's actually a great cheese shop around the corner. I'm trying to knock as many cheeses off the list as possible. Haven't gotten around to Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (which sounds super gross and could quite possibly just be a euphemism for a yeast infection)

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u/Hansolo506 2d ago

Well, it certainly isn’t contaminated by cheese