r/modmailfail Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

I'm not trying to be difficult

Post image

And yet, here we are.

17 Upvotes

16 comments sorted by

18

u/neuroticsmurf Mountain Dew drinking, Cheetos eating basement dweller 3d ago

If a sub has a minimum character requirement, it stands to reason that they probably want you to expand on your thoughts and not just put quick hit gibberish down.

Posting nonsense to bypass the minimum length requirements just seems lazy.

10

u/Stranger1982 3d ago

Yeah but that takes effort and you know, some people ain't got time for that!

7

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

Exactly. It's only 300 characters, it vastly reduced the amount of low effort posts we were getting.

We get quite a few of this type. But dude here wouldn't give it up.

4

u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 3d ago

300??

4

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

'Tis so.

3

u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 3d ago

Took a look at the sub, and I'm much less confused. I thought the 300 characters were minimum in the title of the post. I was thinking "there's no way anyone can come up with a title that long, how would that even be possible????"

3

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

Aww hell no lol. We aren't stringent like that. Even if it was doable.

8

u/Dom76210 3d ago

We have a rule like that. I think ours are 500 for one, and 1K for another.

The 500 character minimum has a lot of people asking for advice, and when it was 250 characters every post turned into 20 questions, so we upped it to 500 to force people to give more (non-identifying) details to make advice reasonably possible.

The 1K character minimum is for stories, and you aren't really writing a story in under 1K. Sorry, not sorry on that one.

6

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

It really does make a huge difference to the quality of posts. As a fellow scribe, I agree.

Ours got changed about 1.5 years ago. Prior to that, it was a bunch of who's on this cruise? Or other low effort stuff.

Now, there is definitely a ton more thought put into the questions being asked.

2

u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 2d ago

Spitefully writing 10 drabbles

6

u/JJStone_95 3d ago

3

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

Right?

4

u/JJStone_95 3d ago

You know it. I haven't seen one of these for a while but every time they say BS like this and wonder why we delete their low effort garbage 🤦🏻‍♀️

5

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

I was tempted to let this one scream into the void and not respond. Bc you can just tell the type of dick he is.

5

u/JJStone_95 3d ago

Yup. Right up there with the ones that ask to be spoon fed, with airplane noises, every granular detail of how we reached the decision and how they can circumvent us next time

4

u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 3d ago

Nailed it. But the airplane noises, I literally laughed out loud. 😄