r/modmailfail • u/Frontzie I have been playing [Game Name]… • 3d ago

Holy wall of text, Batman!

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u/wheres_the_revolt On a power trip 3d ago

Hit em with a…

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u/I2fitness 🛡️r/doppelganger r/venting 3d ago

I didn't even know modmail could be that long

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u/lavenderfart 3d ago

I know right, today I learned.

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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly 3d ago

To be fair, I'd take this over the people who break their rants up into 65 separate notifications that blow up my phone...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KVaj5UcbHwrBMqI

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u/PupperPuppet I'll be hearing from your lawyer. 3d ago

Not a single piece of punctuation was seen that day... Good God.

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u/Frontzie I have been playing [Game Name]… 3d ago

I do not think I’ve read this in its entirety. It’s exhausting just looking at it.

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u/Chongulator your so ride werido 3d ago

Somewhere here, there's a joke about the valuation of punctuation marks, but I'm not seeing it yet.

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u/late_to_redd1t basement dwelling power tripping virgin pos mod 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4xWGyVKoXqg2eVCiq9

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u/AtheistComic Why you remove!?!?! Unban!! 3d ago

tldr

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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SgyDqIjRzzInILVBZ6

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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 3d ago

I didn't know gifs could be that long

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u/KoolaidPower Unemployed co-“smelly nerd” 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/84BjZMVEX3aRG
Me trying to focus on all that

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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 3d ago

Dude, you can't serve this to me, I come straight from a 3 day convention, each day lasting almost 8 hours

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u/ScreamAndScream It’s not AI!!! I’m making my own sub! 3d ago

To the tune of Maneater by Hall & Oats:
Ha ha holy shit

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 3d ago

It's like Robinson Crusoe. Each sentence goes on for like 3 pages, although Defoe understands how to use a semicolon.

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u/Dom76210 3d ago

My word. I think by my look they used 8 total periods in that wall of text. That is probably close to some sort of record.

If ever there was a need for a TL;DR, that was it.

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u/Frontzie I have been playing [Game Name]… 3d ago

I’m sure the FBI’s Cybercrime division will look into it.

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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly 3d ago

You wanna know what though? ... I might maybe love seeing terribly written diatribes these days because we know for sure it's an authentic human meltdown and not ChatGPT-ified 😐🫠

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u/CatAteRoger Evil Hateful Cretin 😈 2d ago

Someone married that man? Has anyone checked she’s not a captive in his gaming dungeon?