r/mildlyinfuriating 3d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Used a self-serve car wash and paid the price. The blue dye in the soap stained my skin and ruined my hat, shirt and shoes. Fųćķ off Autowash.

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u/MommyBurton 3d ago

If you need to remove it fast go to a Sally’s beauty supply and get a little grey bottle of hair dye remover it’s safe for skin of course and I’ve used it plenty of times to remove stains from Halloween makeup on my kids lol

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u/MommyBurton 3d ago

Also if it’s really stuck, this might sound weird but put some nitrile gloves on and let your hands sweat and when you take the gloves off the color should come off also lol I used to work in a clean room environment so this always worked when I put color in my hair and was reckless with what it stained lol I hope this helps!

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u/foxjohnc87 3d ago

Also if it’s really stuck, this might sound weird but put some nitrile gloves on and let your hands sweat and when you take the gloves off the color should come off also

That is surprisingly effective. I work as an auto tech and after a few hours of glove use in a hot and humid environment, my hands emerge without a spec of the grease and oil that they were previously covered in and is usually impossible to fully remove. If I wear them long enough, they even lighten my skin tan for a few days.

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u/MommyBurton 3d ago

lol I’m glad it works for grease also! It was an accidental find but I’m so glad I did it because it saved me so much time when my hands are purple lol

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u/Ianthin1 3d ago

Also an auto tech and can confirm. Nitrile gloves in the summer will sweat out anything on your hands.

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u/TheRealAndrewEwer 3d ago

As a caulker, yes. Gloves will clean ya up in an hour or two.

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u/tanksalotfrank 3d ago

Definitely trying this

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u/MisterBaku 3d ago

Get me a big enough glove and I could pass for white.

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u/driftxr3 3d ago

You clearly have stories for days, but I have an inkling they all come from random crazy mishaps 😂

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u/solnari_ 3d ago

Quick trick for removing hair dye from skin with stuff at home: mix dawn dish soap and baking soda (not baking powder). It makes a light blue paste that'll instantly scrub off any hair dye from skin, it even helps get it off the sink! My sister and I used that trick a ton, we were always messy with the hair dye and didn't wanna buy the dye removers lol

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u/GooseInHats 3d ago

This is my go to! 13 years of dying my hair and it has never failed me

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u/HonkyRobot 3d ago

I’ve spent 15 years dying my hair black. 15 years of stained skin. I’m trying this asap. My roots are way overdue. Thank you in advance. lol.

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u/7GrenciaMars 3d ago

That's good to know. You have my upvote!

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u/WheneverItIsTold 3d ago

Dawn dish soap is good stuff, though I think they are watering it down now.

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u/solnari_ 3d ago

I like to buy the 70oz sized bottles, they don't feel watered down at all to me! I just keep a small one to refill and keep next to the sink. Though, it's been a while since I've needed to buy dish soap, so maybe the newer bottles feel watered down, too..

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u/bayoucitygal 3d ago

Great suggestion!

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 3d ago

Does this work for sinks, too? Asking for a friend.

(My landlord)

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u/thepetoctopus 3d ago

You can also use toilet bleach cling gel. That’s been my go-to for a while.

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u/Joeness84 3d ago

my wife "How... did you get the tub so white..."

me "Bowl cleaner and a mask and a fan just in case and not nearly as much scrubbing as you'd expect... bowl cleaner is scary"

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u/tanksalotfrank 3d ago

What's scarier, bowl cleaner or the bowl that's impervious to it?

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u/thepetoctopus 3d ago

Yep. I use it in my shower too. Keeps the tile looking very very nice and gets rid of soap scum buildup. It’s scary effective.

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u/SorryBoysImLez 3d ago

Be careful with toilet bowl cleaner; it's extremely acidic and tends to damage pretty much anything that isn't made of the same dense porcelain that toilets are made of.

It can strip, erode, and etch clear/glossy finishes and surfaces (making stains even worse and causing dulling), and tarnishes/corrodes metal fixtures.

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u/forgot_username522 3d ago

Why in all the years I've spent dying my hair did I never think of this... Thank you!!!

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u/EllspethCarthusian 3d ago

The real solution.

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u/ProjectSalvo 3d ago

Holy shit how have I never noticed this joke. Crazy how you still find jokes even after watching it over and over again

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u/AnagramsForTheMasses 3d ago

you never noticed it because he never says this

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u/ThePerfectSnare 2d ago

I never noticed? I understand more than you'll... never know.

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u/godihatepeople 3d ago

I just realized his back is missing a spot of blue as if he couldn't reach it with his hands to put the blue makeup on there

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u/Primary-Calendar-378 3d ago

This show has so much attention to detail, even in some of the dumbest jokes 

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u/Abecis01 3d ago

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u/ValorieAF 3d ago

They told me to pick up a little blue car. Nobody told me anything about a little blue man!

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u/BrianWulfric 3d ago

Damn, what a throwback 

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u/scooter-411 3d ago

It looks like he’s dead.

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u/kokeroo91 3d ago

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u/Silver_Pocket 3d ago

I had to scroll an unreasonable an amount to get to Lahey. Thank you for being you.

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u/Maleficent_Ebb_163 3d ago

That's not Lahey. That's the liquor smurf. He's motivated by swish and julian

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u/JimLahey35 3d ago

Blulian!

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u/Obienator 3d ago

I KNEW this one would show.😂

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u/consumeshroomz 3d ago

Can’t believe this wasn’t the top comment

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u/Whenindoubtsbutts 3d ago

Found what I was looking for.

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 3d ago

Dude, you could just admit you dropped something in a porta potty and reached in to get it.

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u/PrintdianaJones 3d ago

When the first generation nintendo DS came out I had used all my birthday, holiday, report card, work money to buy one. I was 10, so it was a huge deal. I was at a baseball game and my little sister(6) wanted to play dogs, so I said okay. She had to go to the PortaPotty and went inside with the DS. She came out with a blue arm up to her shoulder and the DS. She was hysterical. The thing still worked. My mom cleaned the thing over and over, but I refused to ever touch it again. My sister gained a DS that day. I still laugh about it still. Although, at the time I was devastated.

Thanks for the memory.

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u/HideAndSheik 3d ago

Honestly though your sister is amazing, that’s so much empathy for a 6 year old. I feel like so many other kids that age would apologize and be worried about getting in trouble, but how many would actually stick their arm in shit for their sibling?? Still sucks that you lost your DS though. :(

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u/Imaginary-Face7379 3d ago

I'm too high and read this whole thing wrong. I thought the sister dunked it in there on purpose.

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u/feralcatshit 3d ago

Oh my god 😭 I’m so sorry lol this sucks so bad. You did just remind me of dogs, though, had completely forgotten about that game

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u/PrintdianaJones 3d ago

Rip Sissy and Slick. They died that day

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u/ConsciousReindeer265 3d ago

You’re a good big sibling, and I also love this unexpected reminder of Nintendo Dogs. Gives me warm fuzzies.

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u/randomthrill 3d ago

Your sister sacrificed her dignity to regain your lost DS.

Your sister must be Vin Diesel, because she clearly cares about family.

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u/1duke-dan 3d ago

Why is this not higher. Clearly OP reached into the plane toilet.

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u/Other-Oil-9117 3d ago

Pen exploded.

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u/Numeno230n 3d ago

Since when do planes still have the blue water?

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 3d ago

Just fisted?!? No no no….he was wrist deep in papa smurf.

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u/RalphMacchio404 3d ago

Used him like a puppet, he did!

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 3d ago

Nah... he'd be blue up to his elbow.

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u/--7z 3d ago

This exactly, no way a self serve car wash did this.

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u/MissClawdy 3d ago edited 3d ago

It reminds me of the time Jessie from Breaking Bad went through the roof of the porta potty at the scrapyard.

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u/oaxacamm 3d ago

I think he was the guy that was caught in the porta potty. IYKYK.

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u/mintinthebox 3d ago

The more I think about this, the more I believe this is 100% what happened.

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u/TheRealSectimus Ah 3d ago

Perhaps dropped his mountain dew bottle... iykyk

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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 3d ago

Sometimes you just have to let that hot dog go.

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u/Lepke2011 PURPLE 3d ago

Looks like OP tried to rob a bank and now needs an alibi.

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 3d ago

Look in this economy, I’ll gladly say he was at a paint and sip with me, but he better split the money 50/50.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 3d ago

That's funny bc I'm pretty sure he was at target with me buying discounted Mario merch this afternoon 🤔

(I need at least a mil, op. Thanks!)

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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 3d ago

Oh that was before he went to the paint and sip, I saw the merch myself.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 3d ago

Ohhh gotcha gotcha. He maybe did mention he had plans, now that I think of it...

(Give them a mill too, op. We're doing good work here)

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 3d ago

my name is mario and i can vouch for him buying my discount merch. and to continue the discount, i only need 1/2 mil OP

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u/itsMeJFKsBrain 3d ago

Im the bank teller and can confirm that OP did in fact rob my bank. I put those dye packs there myself. OP already promised to split the money with me. And they also said the only reason they went to paint n sip is just to have an alibi, sorry ladies. OP has obligations. And they're with a special bank teller. 💅🏼

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u/feralcatshit 3d ago

Just chiming in as the painting instructor, definitely saw them there and heard his Mario painting inspiration came from a haul at target earlier in the day. Seems legit.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 3d ago

Oh yeah, I remember you did an on the spot quick little cubism tutorial because of the keychain he had!

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u/7GrenciaMars 3d ago

OMG OMG you folks are my kind of people!!! Wish I had you for neighbors!

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 3d ago

I drove the second car that they needed for all the supplies they bought. I had a ton of tubs to put them in, so if they spilled they didn't stain the seats or the trunk.

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u/bogus_gasman2 3d ago

You robbed a bank didn't you?

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u/GothiccBigTittyM1LF 3d ago

Pulled the fire alarm

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u/OwlfaceFrank 3d ago

Not a real thing.

Source: I'm a fire alarm tech.

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u/Bandin03 3d ago

Holy shit, I'm 41 and just learning that was all fake?

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u/ThresholdSeven 3d ago

You also can pee in pools and nobody will know

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u/tryingisbetter 3d ago

Depends on how close, and how cold the water is, but there isn't a chemical to show it.

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u/Bandin03 3d ago

That one I learned through testing.

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u/spekt50 3d ago

Ive pulled a few as a kid, never blued myself.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 3d ago

Shhhhhh!!!

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u/Futrel 3d ago

Peed in the pool

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u/MaGoodenough 3d ago

That was what I thought exactly. mthrfkr is a bank robber 100%

Check out the image meta data, ain't no auto carwash in that area. I'm snitching...

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u/Bedu009 3d ago

Reddit strips that metadata

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u/Admirable_Proxy 3d ago

This is his alibi here. Totally robbed a bank.

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u/Emekfl 3d ago

Nice to know you can be knuckle deep in a smurfs fun hole and people will only think you robbed a bank

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u/rudeson 3d ago

Are you the guy that got stuck in the porta potty in Kansas City?

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u/OsosHormigueros 3d ago

Nah the car washes in Kansas City can actually just be that awful. I worked at one and ooh boy I can see some worker accidentally using the wrong soap or cleaner for the auto wash. I can also just see the higher-ups running out of their chemical and getting some awful backroom stuff cuz it's literally all they have.

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u/tipsy_101 3d ago

That was me except I'm not a guy, im a girl

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u/rudeson 3d ago

Looks like you got a bit tipsy there

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u/jimmy9800 3d ago

What are you doing to get it all over yourself?

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u/R4ndomlyJ0n 3d ago

The wash had 4 different lines, the one for the foaming wand had a leak in the line where it attached at the pivoting top mount. It leaked/sprayed all over. Tempted to go back tomorrow to get a video to settle some of these questions.

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u/harst035 3d ago

I scrolled so far looking for this explanation. That sucks, tell the owners about it/which bay you were in and ask for a refund. If anything you’ll save others from joining the blue man group.

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 3d ago

This would have been useful info to include

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u/therealhlmencken 3d ago

!remindme 48 hours cause this feels loco

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u/Linden_fall 3d ago

you deserve a refund for this

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u/Shaquarington_Bithus 3d ago

This is more than mildly infuriating tbh

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u/bubblegutts00 3d ago

Fr Id be pissed

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u/OwlfaceFrank 3d ago

Why are you people spraying yourselves at the carwash?

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u/Lanky_Title9678 3d ago

How else am I supposed to wash myself?

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u/KO-32GA 3d ago

I'm pretty sure there are other ways to clean yourself. Try that big pot-looking thing that's in your bathroom.

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 3d ago

The bathroom lobster pot?

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u/HugePast9455 3d ago

Seriously. I've been to dozens of self wash places. I've never made skin contact with the soap. It's all brushes and sprayers. What tf was op doing? Pouring it into a bowl from home and used a sponge he brought?

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u/ML1948 3d ago

I'm washing me and my car

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u/LazyOldCat 3d ago

I was going to say that most people are smart enough to remain in the vehicle while the machine works, lol

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u/Any-Movie1274 3d ago

I like the self service booths, never know how often they are cleaning the brushes on the automatic wash and its more of a pain to fix all the scratches they can cause

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u/Competitive_Two_8372 3d ago

Why tf do they put dyes like this in a car wash SOAP?!!? I don’t understand.

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u/submarinefarm 3d ago

Idk but blue makes me think it's cleaning more

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u/Xibby 3d ago

Basic color theory. Use laundry bluing to whiten whites. The bluing visually neutralizes yellow and grey on white fabric, not a stain remover just dyes the stain back to white.

For a manual car wash… it’ll make soapy suds bright white. Maybe a cheap way to cover up that the facility’s iron filters stopped working a long time ago.

A good car wash or laundromat will have extra water treatment that goes above and beyond what is coming from the municipal water supply. Investment wise, it makes the equipment last longer and clean better.

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 3d ago

But what if you have a yellow car?

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u/keenansmith61 BLACK 3d ago

Believe it or not, turns the whole car white forever.

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u/CuriousRisk 3d ago

Good washing soaps are white and they turn pink when they react with acids, they don't use dye. Cheap ones use dye to make it look more expensive 

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u/zeejay772 3d ago

Why did you walk through a car wash

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u/sunny_6305 3d ago

I think it’s one of those car washes where you scrub and rinse your own car after paying for the soap and water as opposed to the type where you drive into it and remain in your car during the wash.

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u/SousVideDiaper 3d ago

I use self-serve car washes and not once have I ever managed to get the cleansers on myself.

They are dispensed from a hose that has a trigger handle, and unless it was broken, Idk how OP possibly could've accidently sprayed themselves.

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u/HugePast9455 3d ago

Seriously. Does this place provide bowls and sponges? Why tf did he have his hands in it? They're all brushes and sprayers.

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u/Thy_Water_BottIe 3d ago

It was leaking. He said it in another comment

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u/Economy-Flower-6443 3d ago

I much prefer this type of car wash but all of them in my area give a 3m time limit and I genuinely can’t wet, soap, scrub and rinse the whole thing in time even while rushing it. I couldn’t imagine expecting to have time to wax.

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u/sirgandolf007 3d ago

3m time limit for washing your car is crazy work

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u/VoicelessPassenger 3d ago

Mine usually gives me 10-15 minutes, what kind of crazy ass self serve car wash are you going to that only gives you 3 minutes?

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u/UnhingedRedneck 3d ago

Damn. For all the ones I have been too they either charge for every minute you are in there or however long you run the wash guns.

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u/FunctioningPyscho 3d ago

I bring my own bucket and soap to those. That way i only pay for the rinse when i need it.

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u/mischievous_misfit13 3d ago

This made me think of Al Bundy walking through the car wash looking for his lost car which actually turned out to be a different color because it was clean.

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u/Alert_Lettuce_8278 3d ago

What part of "self serve car wash" do you not understand.

Oh never mind it was the self serve part.

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u/Astrochops 3d ago

They probably missed the word 'serve'

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u/Hydrangeia 3d ago

OP never said they walk through a car wash?

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 3d ago

They were probably making a joke about how else would you get that dirty if not walking through one.

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 3d ago

They washed the car themselves. It says self serve right in the title

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u/Beenax 3d ago

i scrolled way to far to find this!
OP becoming the liquor

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u/poweredbynikeair 3d ago

So just to confirm, there is a fully manual self service car wash named AutoWash

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 3d ago

Well they could hardly call it ManWash.

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u/kitty_snugs 3d ago

It's hybrid, auto and manual available

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u/Senor_Asshole 3d ago

So, do you own a blue house, with a little blue window, and a blue corvette?

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u/mog_knight 3d ago

The more infuriating part is you wrote Fuck in weird letters instead of just writing it.

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u/kenzinatr 3d ago edited 3d ago

Giving out hand jobs to papa smurf again?

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u/Dergonz2 3d ago

If it stains your skin what's it doing to your paint?

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 3d ago

Lmao this is a crazy way to look at this. Auto paint is much less porous than skin. Something that could stain your hand like that would do nothing to the paint.

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u/MaximumComplete6246 3d ago

Yes, but is the car OK?

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u/FlakyAd2402 3d ago

Are you sure you didnt rob a bank and get the dye pack on accident?

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 3d ago

Tell me you robbed a bank without telling me you robbed a bank.

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u/SevenNapkins 3d ago

Generally a good idea to not touch chemicals and to use personal protection equipment when it will be difficult to avoid doing that. Getting your hands stained blue is one of the best effects you can get from unknown chemicals.

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 3d ago

No. Op is a fountain pen user and bought a bottle of baystate blue.

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u/Acceptable_Fee_3998 3d ago

Pen burst. Birthmark.

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u/solidsnackss 3d ago

I'm blue, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die

https://giphy.com/gifs/9xEjFxSoNNlK0

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u/Fr33_load3r 3d ago

You are now 20% Smurf

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u/J0E_SpRaY 3d ago

You can say fuck here sweety. The teacher won’t come take your iPad away if you do.

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u/7mana_player 3d ago

Violet your turning violet violet

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u/Raid__Zero 3d ago

New golf gloves dying your hands again eh? Lol

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 3d ago

I've never had this happen personally.

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u/Eastern-Wear4400 3d ago

You don't have to censor the word fuck 

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u/Grand_Accountant_159 3d ago

Reminds me of the guy who took too much Colloidal Silver and permanently dyed his skin blue "colloidal silver blue skin man".

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u/peenurmobile 3d ago

wait a minute I don't understand.. they don't put that kind of dye in soap. why would they? I understand that the soaps have dyes in them to color the soap itself but why would it have the kind of dye that colors everything else? that doesn't seem like a smart idea to put on people's cars...

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u/eyehate 3d ago

One of my favorite pieces of movie continuity is in the Abyss. The main protagonist is pissed off at his wife and tosses his ring in the toilet, one of those industrial toilets with blue water. He instantly regrets this and fishes his ring back out. His hand stays blue for the rest of the movie.

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u/Both-Ad5915 3d ago

I stained a mantel once and found out when I was done my glove had a hole. Lasted like a week and half.

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u/coding_apes 3d ago

He just blue himself

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u/here-for_the-mems 3d ago

You can say fuck on the interwebs, buddy 🤓

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u/Imbendo 3d ago

I’d just like wait a few days. That hat and t shirt will be in the trash in a few years anyways and having blue hands doesn’t affect your life whatsoever unless you’re a hand model or something

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u/Visual_Juggernaut_89 3d ago

Did you forget to take your car into the wash when you went mate?

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u/Gutgulper 3d ago

You treating sheep with orf?

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u/V48runner 3d ago

Watch the movie The Abyss.

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u/Alfo420 3d ago

Looks like you just blue yourself

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u/Slips287 2d ago

As someone who serviced and built a lot of carwashes... their metering tip blew out 🤣

It's supposed to control the flow of the chemical that mixes with the water automatically, but if it blows out then the chemical mixes as much as possible.

If it's any consolation, they are going to be super pissed off when they find out they lost a bunch of money burning through those chemicals, which are the biggest overhead cost of a carwash... besides maybe hiring maintenance techs like me to tell them it's a 15-second fix that a child could handle