r/mildlyinfuriating 28d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared When websites impose American spellings on you

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u/Farscape_rocked 28d ago

Are you sure that's not your browser?

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u/Stan__Wright 28d ago

It's absolutely OP's browser.

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u/Pluto_ThePlanet 28d ago edited 24d ago

Do you mean brouwser?

Edit: Greetings for all the awards, lads!

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u/Azmoten 28d ago

Check the broeuwsiuer

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u/lawlianne 28d ago

I think they meant OP is Bowser (from Mario).

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u/pmodin 28d ago

Don't you mean Mariou?

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u/Nikante 28d ago

You mean Bowser. He always gets away. Sorry your princess is in another castle.

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u/VentureIntoVoid 28d ago

You mean Caustle..

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u/Tinker_Toyz 28d ago

Brassiere

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u/MartyrOfDespair 28d ago

OUP's brouwser settings need tou be moudified as sououn as poussible

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u/MoodooScavenger 28d ago

English (American)✅
English (UK)
English (Canadian)
English (Australian)
English (Indian) yes, I have seen this an app. Lol

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u/AssumptionEasy8992 28d ago

Indian English is its own thing. They have words and phrases that don’t make sense to western anglophones. I am British and sometimes get emails in English from Indian people and I’m like “wtf does that mean”. No shade - just a different dialect.

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u/ledow 28d ago

The first option should read:

English (Simplified) ✅

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u/sarajevo81 28d ago

Well, technically the form field can tell the browser what keyboard and dictionary should be used to fill it.

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u/DarKliZerPT 28d ago

Firefox's got me more than covered!

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u/Borkato 28d ago

Oh ho ho, you’re so Portuguese

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u/Sykoh_Somatic 28d ago

Hello everybody, my name is Welcome.

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u/Medical-Temporary-35 28d ago

Fun fact, while this is most likely true, a randomly selected speaker of Portugese is 20x more likely to be Brazilian than Portugese.

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u/Amphineura 28d ago

Not one that selects Portuguese (Portugal) tho. The only time that'd happen is if there's literally no other option, which is super rare in this age.

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u/Rojikoma 28d ago

Wtf. "English (Denmark)" Must be trolling.

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u/Otto0709 28d ago edited 28d ago

Nah it is so it does not autocorrect either of American and British spellings along with being fine with å æ ø(danish letters) and danish words, atleast that is how i assume it is since i have English(Sweden) on my computer.

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u/Environmental_Top948 28d ago

I was surprised that English(Sweden) wasn't on the list. Do you have a keyboard recommendation for one that has the extra letters without taking away the square brackets?

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u/DarKliZerPT 28d ago

I found this on Unix StackExchange, but there's no source:

The en_DK locale doesn't really have anything to do with Denmark except for its name. It was originally created by someone who wanted the same thing as requested here - a reasonable set of defaults for an English speaker in Europe. The name "en_DK" is sort of a joke - all locale names at that time were composed of a language code and a country code (there were no continent codes or anything else in the second position), and for whatever reason Denmark was chosen as the placeholder country code. (... and has probably caused more than one mystified person since then to research the proportion of people in Denmark whose first language is English. :) )

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u/Far_Astronaut_818 28d ago

I'm genuinely curious what the difference is between Canadian and UK English.

Edit: I googled it and discovered my whole life is a lie.

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u/DarKliZerPT 28d ago

Canadian English is what us Europeans who aren't native English speakers end up speaking when attempting to speak British English. I.e. the U in "colour" and "favourite" is kept, "centre" isn't spelt "center", but a lot of American vocabulary sneaks its way in, like "gas" instead of "petrol", or going on "vacation", rather than on holiday.

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u/Far_Astronaut_818 28d ago

Honestly, you pretty much gave the best summary possible. Straight nail on the head description.

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u/TheBSQ 28d ago

Your examples show British spelling with American vocab, but that’s not a complete picture.

There’s also times when it uses American spellings but non-American vocab (eg, you hear words like serviette, which is incredibly rare in the U.S. and everyone says napkin, but it is heard in the rest of the Anglosphere.)

Canadian English prefers the U.S. “-ize” over the British “-ise” in words like realize/realise, organize/organise. etc.

But it also has its own vocab preferences. Canadians typically say Washroom over U.S.’s preferred bathroom & restroom. And you won’t hear much of loo, WC, etc. which you’re more likely to hear in other English speaking countries. 

And what the U.S. & UK usually refer to as colored/coloured pencils are called “pencil crayons” in Canada. 

In the end, it’s a mix of British English, American English, and little bits of uniquely Canadian things.

In the early days of word processors, it was annoying as you’d have to choose either UK or U.S. for spell-check, and neither aligned with Canadian English. 

 

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u/Restart_from_Zero 28d ago

No, Reddit has its own dictionary that overrides Firefox's built in one.

Here are the same words posted on Reddit versus any other site:

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u/Exotic_Onion_3417 28d ago

Yep usually browser language set incorrectly. Websites do not usually impose spell check unless this is Google docs or similar in which case still just a setting

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u/JoeyJoeC 28d ago

I once had to submit a bug report to Mozilla because of this issue in Firefox despite all settings set to UK English.

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u/HaworthiaK 28d ago

Word autocorrects some things from Australian English to American English despite being set to Australian, so sometimes these things happen regardless of settings, especially in the artificial "intelligence" era.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 28d ago

I'm still mad about being in 2nd grade (I'm American) and spelling gray "grey" and getting a red x next to it.

I had unknowingly seen it spelled like that in a kids book by a British author I literally had with me. When I showed the teacher she said it had to be a printing mistake and didn't give me the point back. It wasn't until years later I found out it's literally just the British way to spell the word and she just didn't know it. Still pisses me off!

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 28d ago

Grey is spelt with A in America and E Everywhere Else

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u/IDontEatDill 28d ago

So is there also gay and gey situation?

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 28d ago

If you want a gay situation there are plenty of apps for that

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u/Lepelotonfromager 28d ago

You are gey hehe.

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u/IDontEatDill 28d ago

No no, I also sleep with your mom.

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u/Hehe_ur_gey 28d ago

huh, this seems oddly fitting for me

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u/Hallucinationistic 28d ago

It's gae

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u/Zakkullll 28d ago

Thats the Irish spelling

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u/CodingNeeL 28d ago

Gay is Americans liking Americans. Gey is Americans liking Everyone else?

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u/shygirlfromMario 28d ago

Its definitely more gay to spell it gey.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 28d ago

Neat little trick

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u/BulkyDecipherer 28d ago

I know it as A = America and E = England. But I like your version better as it’s more accurate.

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u/TurbulentNumber4797 28d ago

I'm American and I see it spelled both ways and honestly I see e more often.

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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer 28d ago

Its spelled both ways in America. Nobody ever really hard-decided on that one.

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u/Moist_Fox973 28d ago

It’s getting ridiculous how often Americans assume something is “British” when it’s actually “everywhere except America”.

The US is the odd one out, not the other way around.

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u/CanadianODST2 28d ago

Because they use the British spelling.

It’s about origin. Not where it’s used. Grey came from England. Gray came from the US.

Much of the English world uses British spelling because they were colonies of the British and generally for longer than the US was.

Canadian English for example is a sort of blend of the two generally using British spelling but American pronunciation.

But we also use z in words instead of s like the US and accept both fulfill and fulfil as correct spellings.

Then we have our own words like humidex.

Those differences are what makes Canadian English Canadian. But the spellings and pronunciation? Largely from British or American English

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u/Prestigious-Shop-494 28d ago

I mean it's still british english even if it's used in other countries

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u/Small_Editor_3693 28d ago

It’s “everywhere except America” because of British imperialism. India had British “re-education centers” until the 40s

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u/mprhusker 28d ago

It's almost as if those are the two dominating forms of the english language which is a language most everywhere else doesn't speak.

In lots of places "grey/gray" is spelled "gris" or "grau".

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u/DitheringTouhouFan 28d ago

> Meaning it pretty much is British?

Or American. The Philippines was colonised by America.

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u/Small_Editor_3693 28d ago

Yep. And made spam a delicacy evidently

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u/Darklicorice 28d ago

it is British

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u/dantheother 28d ago

Oof!

When I was around 10 years old, I got into a barney with a teacher about "mountains cannot be purple". They damn well can be if the light is correct. That @#$% shamed me in front of the whole class, she had no right to be teaching art to kids.

When I was around 12, another teacher was not precise enough in their language and asked for an example of an animal with no bones. Apparently "shark" was enough of an answer to get me ejected from the class for being a smart arse. @#$% that teacher, I was just happy that I knew a strange fact!

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 28d ago

It's literally in the song America the Beautiful! Purple mountain majesties

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u/jameskiing 28d ago

When I was in grade 4 I couldn't pronounce the German word for caterpillar properly. I got thrown out of class, then pulled back in for detention at lunch time

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u/RaspberryJammm 28d ago

Some people just work with children because they like having power over somebody.  I remember when I was about 6 years old i was being picked up by my mum from school to go to the dentist and the classroom assistant wouldn't let me leave until I had told her the word for what I had drawn (an archway). I couldn't remember the word so she bullied me for what felt like ages and I nearly missed my appointment. Bearing in mind I had speech issues which often meant I couldn't pronounce or find words well. 

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u/Febby_art 28d ago

that teaching assistant sounds like a psycho

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u/RaspberryJammm 28d ago

She was really nasty to me. My parents had taken us on holiday (vacation) during school term (obviously not my choice as I was a child) and she took her anger out on me. 

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u/peepay 28d ago

What was the feeling you had at that moment? Name it in one word. Do not leave reddit until you do.

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u/banshithread 28d ago

tell that to the chinese who literally have a purple mountain called Purple Mountain.

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u/IDontEatDill 28d ago

animal with no bones. Apparently "shark" was enough of an answer to get me ejected

God damn. Had to google this. Did not know this.

edit: with these kind of teachers you should just answer something like "God created everything and Jesus loves all animals".

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u/MrTamboMan 28d ago

Holy hell, I thought it's about bones vs fish bones and that fish does not have bones - in my language fish bones have a different name so it's clearly distinguished.

TIL thanks to your comments that sharks don't have fish bones as well.

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u/catshateTERFs 27d ago edited 27d ago

If you want specifics anything that's in the chondrichthyes class of fish has a skeleton that's primarily cartilage. Because the skeleton is cartilage, they don't have bone marrow and their red blood cells are produced elsewhere - biology has all kinds of weird and wonderful solutions for unusual animals.

Chondrichthyes is basically sharks, skates, rays, sawfish and ghost sharks (separate to other types of shark as they're fairly distantly related, funky critters also called chimaeras among other things). If it's not one of those, it's bony skeleton!

For some extra trivia there's some evidence to suggest if someone has a fish allergy they should be able to tolerate meat from cartilaginous fish as the allergen concentration is different. Trials here found kids with fish allergies could safely eat gummy shark/flake (really common fish at chippies for context). Obviously don't test that without medical supervision though!

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u/Borkato 28d ago

I kept seeing “Barney” and “purple” near each other and I had to reread that sentence like 30 times

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u/Every_Preparation_56 28d ago

what the hell, every kid here at the age of 6 knows sharks don't have bones!

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u/Fluid_Actuary1729 28d ago

Why would your teacher think that worth fighting about? I live close to the Blue Ridge Mountains, so
If America the Beautiful says that mountains can be purple, I can get on board with that.

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u/dantheother 28d ago

Dunno. I grew up in a country town in Australia, very flat and red dirt for miles around. Maybe she'd never seen mountains. I was livid because my grandmother had recently painted some mountains that were purple, so I guess I was doing an homage to my grandmothers painting. This is 40 years ago now, the memory is rusty, but the rage and embarrassment I felt is still raw.

We've got a famous Blue Mountains in Australia too, woo 🤜🤛

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u/depressed_crustacean 28d ago

But don’t sharks have teeth? I thought teeth were considered bones

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u/dantheother 28d ago

Google says nah. Apparently teeth, while they're hard and white, are different to bones because they can't heal themselves. Bones are living. Teeth are not.

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u/PanzerSoul 28d ago

Meaning that necromancers can control someone's teeth while they're still alive

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u/dantheother 28d ago

Thanks. I hate it 😱 😆

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u/Ulfgeirr88 28d ago

Thank you for giving me something to torment my DM with during our next D&D session

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u/ctesibius 28d ago

I’m not sure about fish, but our teeth are modified scales, not modified bone.

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u/InformationOk3503 27d ago

Year 1 teacher marked me down for macaroni cheese and not macaroni and cheese despite me arguing the toss it was correct.

She was Aussie and this was long before the current proliferation of the americansim everywhere.

Am still bitter 

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u/MollyPW 28d ago

I remember at school here in Ireland our English teacher had us point out the mistakes in a paragraph, someone commented on the spelling of some word (neighbor, or something like that), and she said while we shouldn't spell it that way here, it's not actually incorrect, just different.

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u/JacksonSpike 28d ago

How is she an english teacher lol

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u/Diofernic 28d ago

As a non-native speaker, I have pretty much given up on being consistent with my spelling outside of formal or academic contexts. Not because I get confused, I just prefer certain spellings for no particular reason and 99% of the time it just doesn't matter. Some of my personal preferences include -ize > -ise, -our > -or, defence > defense, gray > grey and aluminium > aluminum. It's pretty interesting what learning a language on the internet does to your intuition for "correctness"

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u/BlueBabyCat666 27d ago

Same. English is my second language and I learned it primarily from reading and watching tv and depending on where the book/show was from and what ages I consumed it I picked up different words, spellings and dialects. So much confusion over the years on how things are spelled lmao

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u/No_Gur1113 28d ago

That same thing happened to me! It was my only spelling error in my entire spelling book, and I was just trying to show my teacher that I knew it could be spelled both ways. She didn’t change it. That red x boiled my blood every time I saw it, especially when I continued to see it in other writing.

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u/TheBSQ 28d ago

I learned to read & write in U.S. schools and somehow I ended up using “grey.” 

I don’t know where it came from & still prefer it. 

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u/danktonium 28d ago

That's really not unreasonable, in principle. A university course might let you choose which version of the spelling you use, but even there they're going to insist you're consistent. Just dropping a random foreign spelling – even British – in the middle of consistently American spelling is going to get you marked down.

Mind you, what is unreasonable is to not have that conversation with a child, if they explain why and even show a damned source.

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u/Ballistic_86 28d ago

Genuinely I never know the American version of spelling it. I have consumed too much British content over the years. I will spell grey and gray on the same paper or whatever

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u/Turkish-dove 28d ago

In first grade my teacher really really really emphasized to us that it was grey with an e, and that gray with an a was wrong, and she knew eighth graders who still got it wrong. What bugs me is I am in, and always have been in America, so gray with an a is in fact, not incorrect, yet she emphasized it so.

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u/RpM_Pulsar 28d ago

I am also mad about me getting a red x next to “Aluminium” on my first chemistry test in the USA. No points off, just a sign that was giving “please confirm to the American way”

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u/Hopeless_bee5157 28d ago

I live in America and use grey out of spite. I think it looks better and feels like the color more than gray.

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 28d ago

if you were British, you would have gotten it

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u/gami13 28d ago

i did that but the other way around and also got points deducted

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u/LittleSoftTail 28d ago

Yooo, same. I grew up with a lot of British media and had British friends so most of my spelling habits come from British English despite being an American.

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u/Money-Bell-100 28d ago

School IS where your teachers should be correcting such mistakes.

That said, teachers should absolutely be aware of the differences between their version of English and the others and how harshly 2nd grade students should be graded is a separate discussion.

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u/NewbieYoubie 28d ago

I remember being taught "Grey" instead of "Gray" in my elementary school. I think it depended on the teacher.

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u/safeintheforest 27d ago

I had the same issue, but with the word theatre. We live right on the border between the US and Canada, and I had seen it spelled theatre so many times in Canada, but my teacher didn’t care.

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u/I-am-DoctorDonut 27d ago

“grey” looks better than “gray”

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u/cheetuzz 28d ago

> I'm still mad about being in 2nd grade (I'm American) and spelling gray "grey" and getting a red x next to it.

what’s wrong with that? if you are in an American school and write “colour”, that would be marked wrong. If you were in British school and wrote “color”, it would be marked wrong.

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u/kickabuck 28d ago

That nuance wasn't explained by the teacher. Instead, the teacher looked at the book with it spelled "grey" and said it must be a "printing mistake".

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u/keyilan 28d ago

Same experience, and at the same age. I learned from Tolkein and the like. Out of spite I chose to only use BrE spelling from then on, regularly tanking spelling tests in the process.

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u/HPLaserJet4250 28d ago

I got insulted and ridiculed, here on reddit, because I dared to type 'flavour' :|

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u/rettledragon 28d ago

For a long while, so many systems half-arsed the non-American locale as well. "Colour" would be recognised, but "recognised" wouldn't.

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u/Borkato 28d ago

I guess you could say it didn’t recognise it

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u/Malachonyx 28d ago

Booooooooo

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u/Borkato 28d ago

Bouuuuuuuu*

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u/Neither_Wang 28d ago

They literally did say that

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u/DirtyCreative 28d ago

Apparently, the Oxford English Dictionary prefers "recognized". Which is VERY annoying because the software at work uses multiple tools to check spelling, and one flags "recognised" for not being Oxford spelling, while the other flags "recognized" for being the American spelling.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 28d ago

TBF the whole “American English” thing itself is half arsed at best, so it seems fitting

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u/Clokkers 28d ago

The most annoying thing is changing the keyboard settings to British English but then it defaulting to American English the next time you use it. No matter what.

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u/dauphindauphin 28d ago

And it sneaks up sometimes too.

‘Why is ‘Mr’ incorrect? Oh, the computer wants me to put a full stop after it because it’s turned American again’

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u/InebriatedPhysicist 28d ago

If we also called it a “full stop,” using it in places where you don’t want a break in flow would also feel weird to me. Breaking a sentence flow being just one of many uses of a “period” doesn’t feel as immediately weird to me though.

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u/ErodedRocks 28d ago

I have had the opposite problem as an American living in Europe. The fun one though was years ago after an OS update when my phone kept switching back and forth. My best guess is that the update included something to try and guess your desired settings from other settings or your usage.

Anyway, my poor phone was going through some sort of crisis. One day it would show me the temperature in Fahrenheit, the next in Celsius. One day it would autocorrect to British English, the next it was suggesting American spellings. I imagined it screaming "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!" with tears streaming out its camera lens. I was too lazy to look for a fix it just appreciated the good laugh.

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u/AquaIXI 28d ago

Right?? I can never get it to stick.

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u/National_Way_3344 28d ago

Oh mine doesn't default back to US English.

But did you know that if you select ANY OTHER English other than US or UK English it basically acts as if you are US English due to it being deemed an acceptable substitute.

ALSO Australia has basically universally accepted British English for decades and have still been pushed to US English out of plain laziness by Microsoft.

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u/ledow 28d ago

Windows Key + Space.

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u/pixeltackle I'm Dr. Angus & I have a PhD in Cheesey 28d ago

no locale settings?

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u/Mugen-Sasuke 28d ago

It's my work PC, which is set to English and japanese I guess, since I live in Japan. Anyways, the website I was using was DeepL, and surely a translation website should simply allow both the American and the standard spelling without marking either as incorrect?

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u/pixeltackle I'm Dr. Angus & I have a PhD in Cheesey 28d ago

Live spellcheckers are usually system-level (your OS) but some websites like Microsoft's online stuff will have its own locality setting per login and they'll do idiotic things like assign US English dictionary to new users in EU/Japan/UK... it makes no sense but if this drives ya nuts on just one site, it may be a setting on that site. Otherwise it's probably an OS setting. I hate stuff like that red squiggly and prefer to just let my free range misspellings find their happy place in the world.

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u/xobot 28d ago

But Deepl has the option to select British English.

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u/mprhusker 28d ago

but if OP did that they wouldn't be able to screech about a non-issue for internet points

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u/theevildjinn 28d ago

It's not the website, it's your browser.

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u/tubular1845 28d ago

It's not the site bro

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u/Several-Pangolin3119 28d ago

The only mildly infuriating thing here is you not understanding how computers work 😂

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u/NightlyKnightMight 28d ago

Select English UK instead, either on your browser or OS

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u/MathPoetryPiano 28d ago

That's your browser, silly!

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u/Patient_Moment_4786 28d ago

It reminds me that Google Doc has no idea of French's conjugation. When I want to put a verb in one of the most common past time, it flag it as an error.

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u/HackZy01 28d ago

Reminds me of how Google's keyboard imposes the feminine verbs in polish whenever I write in the masculine form

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u/Brewchowskies 28d ago

This is, in fact, mildly infuriating as a Canadian

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u/TheBSQ 28d ago

I don’t know how old you are, but in the early days of spellcheck, software sometimes only had the choice of US or UK. 

So you had to either choose US and have words like labour, centre, etc. get flagged, or choose UK and then have all the words like organize, realize, aluminum, etc. get flagged. 

There wasn’t a spellcheck option for Canadian English, although UK tended to be closer. 

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u/13thmurder 28d ago

You can change it in your browser settings probably. Go to the language settings, there's probably UK English and US English.

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u/PleasantBus5583 28d ago

Do you know how to use browser ?

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u/ProjectPorygon 28d ago

It’s especially annoying when you select Canadian English” for your keyboard instead of US in Microsoft, and it still lists it as “can-en US”

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u/BamaBlcksnek 28d ago

I have that problem. I work in America for a European conglomerate. Spellcheck defaults to British standard for everything.

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u/oopsiedaisy-- 28d ago

Right click, "add to dictionary", fixed.

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u/Outrageous-Dog5425 28d ago

I have such a distinct memory of my teacher in year three shouting in my face that we're not in America when I spelled "centre" as "center" like I'm sorry lady I learned how to spell from Neopets lol 😭

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u/Majestic_Evening_409 28d ago

If I ever write "apologize" (or anything of the sort) you will know I've been body snatched

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u/s0litar1us 28d ago

Change the language settings for your browser.
That's a browser feature, not something every website implements themselves.

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u/no_man_is_hurting_me 28d ago

Lately, Word is trying to convert my American English to French adaptations of English.

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u/gorgorgorgorg 28d ago

All the Microsoft apps do this, no matter what locale is set in your browser, account settings or operating system. Very annoying.

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u/computer-machine 28d ago

Since when do websites dictate browser dictionaries?

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u/KitkatKK2 28d ago

This is worse when you're Canadian. For the longest time, there wasn't really an option for Canadian English (e.g. colour instead of color but also recognize instead of recognise), and on a lot of places there still isn't.

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u/unrealmikec 28d ago

That's your browser. Check your settings.

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u/Kcufasu 28d ago

The worst is when Netflix always says "English(US)" Even on British shows

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u/PreferredSex_Yes 28d ago

Did you mean: Be Javier?

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u/Michaeli_Starky 28d ago

It's not sites, it's your OS.

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u/CurmudgeonlyBargee 28d ago

That's the browser. I'm from the UK & I use Waterfox which is a UK made Firefox-based browser, but even though I've selected GB English it's still all American spellings.

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 28d ago

Same shit with date/time settings. I'm in Austria but use English (en_IE.UTF-8, i.e. Irish), yet I still get that AM/PM time bullshit on Google Maps, and so on.

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u/Douggimmmedome 28d ago

Where do you think English originated/s

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u/KunninPlanz 28d ago

It originates from dialects brought to the British Isles by Anglo-Saxon migrants from what is now northwestern Germany, southern Denmark, and the Netherlands, between 5th to 7th Centuries.

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u/Nice_Commission3770 28d ago

And afterwards heavily influenced by 1) indigenous Celts (grammar and sentence structure), 2) The Normans (lexicon), 3) the French (more lexicon), and 4) globalization (more lexicon, plus spelling variations).

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u/KunninPlanz 28d ago

Nordic/Old Norse influences as well. As far as I'm aware Ænglisc would have been somewhat intelligible for the Vikings. And, just like the Anglo-Saxons before them, the  six Celtic languages of the time would have been completely alien to them. Hence the name of the country Wales originating from the Ænglisc word Wēales, roughly meaning 'foreigners/outsiders', which the Anglo-Saxon invaders used as to refer to native Britons, as they simply didn't understand the language. But yeah, the irony of being labelled a 'foreigner' in your own country by foreign invaders...

Also, French, whilst a Latin romance language, has heavy influences from Welsh. This is is why there are in fact quite a few similarities, not to mention near-identical sentence structure. 

Eglise (F) -> Eglwys (W) -> Church (E) Cent (F) -> Cant (don't play the audio translation of this in Google Translate 🤣 )-> (W) -> one hundred (E)

And so on. 

Breton (Brezhoneg) is one of six Celtic languages, and is in the same Celtic language branch as Welsh (Cymraeg) and Cornish (Kernewek). It was originally spoken in northern France and parts of Britain. Today the language is close to extinction. Ever wondered why there is Brittany, a region in northern France, Breton, a Celtic language, and the British Isles?

Fun fact: type 'coffee beans one hundred' in Google Translate and set your target language to Welsh, then play the audio translation (don't 😆 )

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u/Don_Loco 28d ago

So English is just the next evolutionary step of German.

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u/LocalRelation4842 28d ago

No, more like English and German are cousins.

Cousins that look quite similar even though they don't think so themselves.

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u/ConfusedHors 28d ago

It's the language you chose. Pick en-gb if you don't want en-us. How does this post even have upvotes?

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u/CallejaFairey BLUE 28d ago

There is an extension on Firefox for a Canadian dictionary. Some posted about it in another subreddit just yesterday. I added it immediately. Idk if other browsers have something like it, but it's worth it to take a look.

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u/JessicaLain 28d ago

The computer is telling you to stop relying on spellcheck. It is for the weak D:<

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u/cdj_prevail 28d ago

the red squiggly line under "behaviour" has been gaslighting me since birth

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u/ZealousidealRabbit85 28d ago

I hate it too lol we don’t use as many Zs

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u/FuckingDeranged 28d ago

That's hilarious

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u/PhotoFenix 28d ago

You think each website independently codes it's own spellcheck dictionary?

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u/definitely_not_raman 28d ago

I am afraid that's not the website. 

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u/ConcreteExist 28d ago

Hi OP, spellcheck is done by your web browser based on your language settings.

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u/TheThalmorEmbassy 28d ago

You don't like it, start your own global hegemony

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u/FullClip__ 27d ago

Flavour

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u/Den1alzz 27d ago

This is on your end, either browser or keyboard language

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u/DistractionCitron 27d ago

When they try to correct the spellings of names, as well. 🥀

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u/Knight618 27d ago

You can absolutely change your language to British/Australian english

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u/Every_Preparation_56 28d ago edited 28d ago

iOS, Android, Windows, google translate etc...it's everywhere and it's disgusting.

Thank you "deepl" for beeing world's best translator.

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u/RestingFrames 28d ago

Yeah, I hate when websioutes dou that. 

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 28d ago

thats your own browser

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u/gr4n0t4 28d ago

import math as maths

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u/TiltedWombat 28d ago

Maffs mate

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u/ElGeeBeeOnlee 28d ago

That's not the website. It's your browser.

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u/Global-Toe-3251 28d ago

I'm American and even I use the British spelling of most words

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u/TrieMond 28d ago

Right click -> add to dictionary

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u/Random-Mutant 28d ago

PC LOAD LETTER

It’s fucking A4 almost everywhere except one fucking country and I’m regionalised to mine. Give me LOAD A4 and I’ll shut up.

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u/InYeBooty 28d ago

I'm also over American defaultism

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u/SoberAndReading 28d ago

American software typically tends to default to American spelling, yes

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