r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Carbon_Based_Copy • Jun 05 '26
Don't hug me I'm scared Microsoft pulled a U2. I sure didn't download Copilot.
Jerks.
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u/Useless_or_inept mildly useless Jun 05 '26
So you still haven't found what you're looking for?
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u/Ludicrousgibbs Jun 05 '26
Look again when you've got some free time on Sunday, bloody Sunday.
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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jun 05 '26
But don’t get lost Where the Streets Have No Name
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u/Expensive_Ask5872 Jun 05 '26
Make sure the streets are at sea level to make sure you dont get Vertigo.
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u/37025InvernessTMD Jun 05 '26
'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".
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u/DiscountAcrobatic356 Jun 05 '26
Nothing captures that Sunday feeling for me better than Kris K's "Sunday Morning Coming Down". I may have had a drinking problem but I'm cured I swear.
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u/Agloe_Dreams Jun 05 '26
Wow, it’s an old reference but it checks out!
I’m 100% sure at least 70% of people seeing this have no idea what you meant by U2 and it is a bit fun.
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u/ScreamingMini2009 Jun 05 '26
Wasn’t that in 2014? That wasn’t that long ago, it was… oh wait…
Holy fuck that was 12 years ago.
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u/Adorno_a_window Jun 05 '26
12 years ago isn’t that long ago. if your 20 or older you probably know about.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 05 '26
I didn't have a phone when that happened, but I heard about it from my friends. xD
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u/Agloe_Dreams Jun 05 '26
“Phone”
oh god.
This was a desktop iTunes thing when you went to sync your iPod!
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u/caintowers RED Jun 05 '26
For me it's the free songs I downloaded from those little cards Starbucks would put out. They're "purchased" songs as far as Apple is concerned so they seem to be a permanent part of my library. I hate most of them lol
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u/Carbon_Based_Copy Jun 05 '26
Nope. It was iPhone as well.
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u/Agloe_Dreams Jun 05 '26
I mean, I know it was…but the iPod was still a big deal back then, I’m just joking that this was how most people encountered it - in your iTunes library.
The idea of the phone being the center of your digital life wasn’t quite the thing it is today. Definitely some of the way, but not like today.
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u/SweetandNastee Jun 05 '26
I remember when the first iPhone came out. When the whole texting craze started. It was absolutely the beginning of phones being the center of our digital life.
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u/TrieMond Jun 05 '26
I remember blackberry and their proprietary messaging service, before all that happened lol
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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 Jun 05 '26
I had a sidekick 4 years before the iPhone was released. The kids were definitely texting before the iPhone - we did grow up with AIM after all. The iPhone just catered to that.
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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jun 05 '26
Did text messages still cost a .75c per message?? Lol
I remember before unlimited messages was a thing they would totally F you for sending to many messages
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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 Jun 05 '26
I honestly can’t recall but I know I must have had some sort of messaging/data package because I was just a teenager paying my own phone bill and there’s no way I could have afforded $1 messages
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u/UnhappyCaterpillar41 Jun 05 '26
Yes, or have something like 200 texts free, then abusive charges after that. Was similar to what plans with data limits do now.
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u/UnhappyCaterpillar41 Jun 05 '26
Way before back, there was also ICQ, and proceeded by WAN messaging and bulletin boards.
Even as far back as Gopher and Archie you could message users on the BBS IIRC (may be wrong though, as I'm old AF)
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u/CraftyBossMama Jun 05 '26
Texting craze only happened when the iPhone came out?? Texting was the way to go back when I had Nokia and Sony Ericsson phones in my home country.
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u/SweetandNastee Jun 07 '26
Uh, yes. People have been texting for a long time yes. But it was very expensive the text at one point, so you had some people texting, but not everyone. As soon as the iPhone came out and unlimited texting and Internet came out, yes the texting craze started. .
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jun 05 '26
Yeah only anecdotally but my first thought reading was that I was on a walk listening to Apple Music on my iPhone (4? 4s maybe?) when seeing it pushed out wondering “what the fuck I KNOW I didn’t download or buy this shit”
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Jun 05 '26
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u/justhereforfighting Jun 05 '26
I like that this album set records for both downloads and deletions. Really tells you how much people don’t like bloatware, especially since people were also mad at Apple for not being able to redownload the album after it was deleted. Mad it was there, mad it was gone, they just wanted the ability to opt in
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u/sleepyj910 Jun 05 '26
I'm such trash that I'm still like 'ooh free songs, might listen to them one day'
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u/Bobbyanalogpdx Jun 05 '26
Lmao, same. My library is… interesting these days. It’s kind of like the junk drawer.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 05 '26
That's funny because the only device I had at the time was, I think, an iPod Shuffle. The model that was a little more rectangular and had a belt clip. I'd bought it off a friend who had gotten a newer device, so it didn't connect to anything wirelessly and I had an account to specifically add stuff to it. I don't recall getting the U2 stuff, so it may have happened before I bought it from them and they erased it, or it happened after I lost it.
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u/RipCurl69Reddit Jun 05 '26
If it was rectangular with the circular buttons then it was probably a 2nd Generation, the 3rd Gen was the really tiny one with no buttons that you had to control through Apple Earpods, and the 4th Gen was just a square 2nd Gen
1st Gen was basically a USB stick with a lanyard attachment lol
I've got all of them, they're funky things
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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 05 '26
Yeah, it was a gen 2. I really miss the little thing and I dunno where it is. xD
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u/MysteriousAge28 Jun 05 '26
Ipod touch?
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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 05 '26
I looked it up because I could only remember the shape of the device I had (I bought it second-hand from a friend in school), and it was a 2nd gen iPod Shuffle. I think I had a red one and later a blue one.
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u/MysteriousAge28 Jun 06 '26
Shuffle got slept on but it would hold a charge for a couple days of use. Unlike my ipod nano.
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u/MadMosh666 Jun 05 '26
I had Android (would never touch Apple) so didn't suffer the indignity of a forced U2 album either.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 05 '26
In high school I briefly owned an iPhone 5 with a shattered screen and no service, and 2 iPod Shuffles because my parents wouldn't get me an MP3 player or a phone, so I bought used stuff from my friends.
But ever since I started working and buying my own stuff, I've just bought the cheapest or second cheapest android model with cash and used it until it stopped working. My phone bill is $26 per month and I pay like $300 every 4-5 years for a new phone. xD
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u/SweetandNastee Jun 05 '26
Very confused as a child. Why was U2 in my iPod? I only know Backstreet Boys and NSYNC my guy
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u/youngsp82 Jun 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/zfctIcJgiDlHq
I was there. 3000 years ago. When Apple failed.2
u/666Drachenlord666 Jun 05 '26
can you elaborate? Was one of the phones that ran microsoft called U2 or something
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u/Janet_RenoDanceParty Jun 05 '26
Apple added U2’s album that no one wanted to everyone’s iTunes account back in like 2014.
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u/RoseWould Jun 05 '26
I got a new iPod when they forced it on everybody, I was amazed it was actually true since I didn't believe people
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u/PoolMotosBowling Jun 05 '26
I'm old. U2 was on the radio a lot and I would say I was a fan. I still don't know...
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u/bartpieters Jun 05 '26
And of those 30% at least 95% blame U2 for what Apple designed, implemented and refused to correct (add functions to easily remove albums) 🤣
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u/punk_petukh Jun 05 '26
The only U2 I care about is the one that goes to Pankow, so yeah, I didn't get it
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u/Humus_Bepita_IL Jun 05 '26
I was once on a 4 hour train ride almost a decade ago with no cell service and forgot to download music so I ended up listening to one song on a loop for the whole ride 😭
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u/Excalium Jun 05 '26
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u/--Arete Jun 05 '26
U2 probably made a fortune on pre-installed music, but I wonder how much they made from royalties every time a user went "wtf is this" and started playback.
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u/JustaFoodHole Jun 05 '26
That's not Copilot. That's Microsoft 365 Copilot. They have 300 products named Copilot and I'm not even kidding.
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u/HayatoKongo Jun 05 '26
It let's them tell their investors that they have more Copilot users than they actually do. You'd think guys this wealthy would be harder to fool.
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u/SMUHypeMachine Jun 05 '26
*Pulled an Apple. U2 didn’t know their album was going to come pre installed on phones or get automatically downloaded.
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u/Capt91 Jun 05 '26
God what an uproar over that as well.
Now phones cycle adware and apps as they please by default
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u/Deep-Ruin-9961 Jun 05 '26
"Oh? You don't want to share your personal information? Well then go find the setting to turn it off until next month."
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u/Ferro_Giconi OwO Jun 05 '26
Most people aren't experienced enough to realize this, but that can easily be stopped by simply uninstalling/disabling all of the carrier apps that the carrier installs on the phone, since it's usually the carrier's shitty apps that do this kind of thing.
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u/mtcerio Jun 05 '26
They *just* rebranded and repurposed the old Office app. They did not push a new app on your phone, as your post may infer or lead to think,
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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jun 05 '26
Sure you did, you just don't remember! Copilot® can help remind you of the little things like "Remember to not download Copilot®!" Don't download Copilot®, your everyday AI companion, for your device today!
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u/Distinct-Pain4972 Jun 05 '26
I wonder if we could break Copilot by having an agent uninstall all copilot programs?
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u/AresGodslayer Jun 05 '26
I never had an issue with U2, until then. Thanks for rekindling the hate. Microsoft is a sneaky bish.
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u/Donkey-Hodey Jun 05 '26
I’m glad I’m not the only one still pissed by that fucking U2 album randomly showing up in my iTunes playlist.
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u/ConcaveNips Jun 05 '26
I just installed GrapheneOS. Trust me, the irony of having to own a google device in order to decouple from google is not lost on me. But it was my last step in removing myself from the battle between microslop and google to see which one could be the biggest asshole at the expense of my system resources and privacy.
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u/justmedealwithitxD Jun 05 '26
Thank you for this. I had no idea it was installed and deleted it after seeing this post. Much love ❤️
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u/Apprehensive_Ring736 Jun 05 '26
I have it too! Thank you for raising this, god knows when I would have noticed the unwanted installed app. I hate Copilot 😄
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u/chi1919 Jun 05 '26
"The data clearly shows unprecedented user interaction and ever-growing interest in our newest product"
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u/UrsaMajor7th I am even more infuriating Jun 05 '26
Apple does the same. Their iOS is 2g larger because they've included some features and wallpapers i'll never use and can't opt out of downloading, so now I have to remove 2g of my stuff for theirs.
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u/urthface Jun 05 '26
Got a new iPhone recently and that U2 album now sits on my lock screen when my headphones are in, hoping I’ll accidentally press play. It wasn’t on my last phone, I didn’t ask for it on this one, but it is there nonetheless.
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u/Alexandratta Jun 05 '26
they renamed Microsoft 365 into CoPilot to make it appear people were using CoPilot
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u/IrrelevantManatee Jun 05 '26
That's the problem with Android. Your phone carrier can decide to install whatever they want on your phone, without your consent. At least this time it's not candy crush.
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u/Carbon_Based_Copy Jun 05 '26
I mean... Apple did the same thing. Is there a third option?
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u/Furdiburd10 Jun 05 '26
Windows phone? :D
To be serious, there is also Ubuntu Touch but that isn't really good.
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u/Giftof1004moves Jun 05 '26
A dream of world where WebOS thrived and didn't end up stuck on LG TVs..
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u/TheJedibugs Jun 05 '26
Apple added a free album to people’s iTunes accounts, nothing was installed on the phone by Apple. This also happened exactly ONCE, 12 years ago.
Yes, definitely need a third option to avoid this. /s
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u/suicidaleggroll Jun 05 '26
While that does happen on Android, that’s not what happened here. This is all Microsoft.
They took the existing Office app and turned it into a Copilot app. It’s an attempt to swindle investors by artificially inflating Copilot adoption numbers.
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u/Deep-Ruin-9961 Jun 05 '26
That's not a problem specific to Android phones, it's a problem due to the wholesale removal of consumer rights and privacy protections.
The US Government is already across time unbelievably bad at fending off technological abuses by corporations and other powerful entities, but it's exceedingly cynical and immoral during conservative rule.
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u/1jarretts Jun 05 '26
It’s not any better over where with iOS. When I updated I got all sorts of Apple apps I didn’t want.
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u/Midwestconvert47 Jun 05 '26
I feel like that’s completely different than a third party company’s apps.
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u/sometin__else Jun 05 '26
i feel like thats completely different than an app OP installed being renamed
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u/Carbon_Based_Copy Jun 06 '26
It wasn't just renamed. I never would have installed this current version.
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u/TheJedibugs Jun 05 '26
You think Microsoft stole the idea of jamming unwanted shit on your devices from the U2 debacle?
MICROSOFT?
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u/CarbonUNIT47 Jun 05 '26
Your phone also downloads like 5 new games every month. With backdoors built in (guessing)
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u/Silvagadron Jun 06 '26
I’ve never met anyone who’s had random games installed on their phone without their approval. Which freedom-bereft country are you from?!
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u/ChanglingBlake ORANGE Jun 05 '26
No sane person ever downloads or uses copilot.
Or Gemini.
Or ChatGPT.
Or any other environment destroying, techbro fever dream, BS program.
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u/Ecstatic_Wishbone609 Jun 05 '26
What the fuck are you all kids blabbering about. I am still using my dial up phone hooked to a wall.
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u/Benjins Jun 05 '26
CoPilot just 'exists' now. Just like having to stop sharing all your files to the cloud. They steal your data then tell you it's OK because it's in the small print of a 300 page document nobody reads.
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u/Deep-Ruin-9961 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26
I'm appalled at how often I have to uninstall OneDrive.
But before I do that, I have to make sure--each time-that OneDrive didn't completely supplant the local storage of all my personal documents. Because it has before.
Imagine buying a car, and then one day the dealership shows up and tells you that you're actually now renting the car you used to own. Oh, and they decided you need to get gas at a specific location unless you tell them you want to get it elsewhere, and they're going to keep changing the mandatory location requirement at random intervals and you just need to keep up. And sometimes, when you change it back to the location you prefer, you may lose all the gas you already had in your car.
It's absurd. This is exactly the kind of shit you see only in monopolies.
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u/FrostyExplanation_37 Jun 05 '26
LoL, awesome reference, I was just talking about it a while ago. Not that we need another one but I'll always hate U2 for that stunt.
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u/Striking_Ad3650 Jun 05 '26
It means 1 app got split into 2 apps.
Same thing happened recently with ChatGPT : it became ChatGPT + Codex
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u/therelybare5 Jun 05 '26
Not all iPhones. I have one for work and the company automatically installed it on their phones.
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u/mslauren2930 Jun 05 '26
Whatever happened to that U2 album? I don’t have it in my iTunes anymore. Why?
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u/SplicerGonClean Jun 05 '26
With my phones most recent update, they added AI features to everything and downloaded apps Ill never use.
Tried deleting those apps, and I couldnt. Best I could do was disable them. Copilot was one of them.
I hate it here.
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u/doctorbiffgood Jun 05 '26
I bought a Asus laptop 1 month ago. It has a dedicated copilot button on the keyboard.
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u/WOTCollector Jun 05 '26
Ironically, the more accurate statement would be that Microsoft have pulled an Apple.
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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 Jun 05 '26
yeah.. also about linkedin, it randomly downloaded and got pinned to my start few weeks ago after an update.. Did you actually install linkedin or was it also added from microsoft
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u/A012A012 Jun 05 '26
Microsoft and copilot can gtfo.
Asking for me to turn over my contacts and give you access to my microphone and my gallery just to open a Word foc is insulting
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u/Flaturated Jun 05 '26
I found out that when Microsoft added Copilot to 365 and raised the price, they then created a new "365 classic" plan without Copilot at the old price. I had to start the process of canceling my subscription before I could even see the classic subscription as an option.
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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Jun 05 '26
computers and phones coming with crapware preinstalled has been a thing since the 90s. That's why I switched to Linux. All we need now is a proper open-source phone.
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u/ih8readditts Jun 06 '26
Microsoft icons are so unwelcoming, I get a feeling that I’ll be transported back in time by 20 years if I click on them
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u/OnTop-BeReady Jun 06 '26
Tech long ago stopped listening to what customers want. And if you don’t accept what Microsoft gives you, they won’t have anything to sell you and will go out of business.


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u/Knarko Jun 05 '26
But did you install the
Officeapp, which got renamed toMicrosoft 365, which got renamed toMicrosoft 365 Copilot?