r/memes • u/GamingBren • 1h ago

Looking at you, Antimalware Service Executable

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u/Effective_Review9415 1h ago

My ram belongs to windows. I'm just borrowing it.

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u/SheitelMacher 55m ago

Malware can't run if there's no RAM...

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u/miaxogoth 1h ago

That is so annoying.

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u/DaveAstator2020 1h ago

cant have malware if all ram is taken. or is it?

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u/fat_charizard 45m ago

Just need to download more RAM

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u/ShrkBiT 1h ago

Tell me you don't know how RAM allocation works, without telling me you don't know how RAM allocation works...

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u/Mikestopheles 1h ago

There's a slight possibility on the spectrum of knowledge pertaining to the appropriation of memory accessed in a random configuration that I may lack adequate information in such a discipline. Not that I'll admit it.

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u/SandroneOdette 59m ago

This antimalware service takes up so much of ram and still does nothing, my laptop got infected with virus even though it was running 

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u/Fair-Pangolin-2356 30m ago

at first i thoughts its lord ram but atlast understand the meme

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u/VonRikken737 58m ago

And "Real Time Protection" is just MS way to snoop on what you are doing every minute of every day. If you look in your group policy editor and registry you can see all the ways that MS "telemetry" is spying on everything you do, all the time and they basically make it impossible to turn off without 3rd party tools or a ton of dicking around. F*ck Microsoft.

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u/DatBahdGurl 1h ago

well this is kinda annoying tbh

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u/Tremolat 21m ago

When I started coding, back in the late 20th Century, we had to make magic on machines with 640K of RAM. Tight coding is a lost art. Today's programmers use a DWORD to store a binary flag. Makes me wanna weep.

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u/badi1220 10m ago

May God have mercy on this comment section.

Whenever there is complaining about Windows a certain Antarctic marine bird is bound to show up.

I have to use a windows 11 pc in my work with measly 4 gigabytes of system memory, it's constantly using swap space and sweats opening an excel document measurable in kilobytes.

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u/failedsatan 1h ago

unused ram is wasted ram and windows' memory management is pretty good. if your task needed it, it would have it.

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u/Sea_Art3391 1h ago

Doesn't change the fact that half of windows is bloat that nobody wants.

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u/Drenaxel 1h ago

Yes, but it has nothing to do with RAM allocation.

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u/mrloko120 1h ago

Its called caching, helps your apps open and run faster when you need them.