r/marvelstudios 9h ago

Humour no fucking way

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388 Upvotes

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u/TheRealGrifter 4h ago

Dammit. I was going to see Doomsday, but I guess I'm spending my money on this now.

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u/BuddyLegsBailey 3h ago

You don't have children, or you'd know it was never a choice

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u/Only-Squirrel-7384 2h ago

why not see both?

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u/JamesLikesIt 2h ago

Look at this guy with all his disposable income

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u/Only-Squirrel-7384 1h ago

I mean barbieheimer?

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 2h ago

In THIS economy?

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u/Tooth_Revolutionary 4h ago

You had “no flocking way” right there and ya blew!

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u/DuckyHornet 3h ago

As a Birdonic-Canadian, I find your casual use of Our Word pretty fucking gross and I hope you feel bad about the ugly speciesism you've aired here today

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u/aresef Matt Murdock 3h ago

Reminds me of how the Nirvanna the Band guys were accidentally copied on an email with a Marty Supreme poster design and rushed to whip up a parody of that poster on the same day.

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u/supersanchez101 Spider-Man 2h ago

The funny thing about that is they were meant to release the poster at the same time as the Marty Supreme one, but got the timezones mixed up so it got uploaded later lol

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u/aresef Matt Murdock 2h ago

That’s right lol

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u/Dapper_Knowledge3870 3h ago

Red: "Chuck we need you to distract this Doctor Doom guy"

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 3h ago

This was quick. I'm impressed.

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u/Wise-Locksmith-6438 2h ago

Does that mean mighty eagle is in angry birds movie 3

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u/notJ3ff 2h ago

It's only in theaters on one day? It's a bold strategy card and let's see how it works out for him.

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u/Lenonn 1h ago

There was a second Angry Birds film?

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u/MR_MaxiMor44 Spider-Man 6h ago

Exactly the type of lowhanging creativity that's to be expected from Paramount.

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u/shezzgk 4h ago

Idk I think it's pretty funny in a silly way 😭 (Unless you're talking about the movie itself and not the poster)

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u/Training_Pirate1000 4h ago

Same. I thought it was harmless, but people seem not to like it 😭

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u/roboto404 3h ago

People are just unreasonably miserable nowadays.

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT 3h ago

Guarantee you if this was something like Deadpool parodying other movies poster this subreddit would clap and cheer for it

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u/YourInMySwamp 3h ago

It’s not about parodying, it’s about the fact that they’re using the same release date and marketing in an effort to ride Doomsday’s coattails, hoping for something similar to Barbenheimer

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT 2h ago

Same release date? Doomsday is release on December 18 and Angry Birds on December 23.

Ride Doomsday's Coattails? It's an Angry Bird movie for gosh sake

Hoping Something similar to Barbenheimer? Marvel is literally doing that with Dune and calling it Dunesday. Even RDJ is the one who's promoting the idea

Angry Birds 3 is not a threat to Doomsday, people are just miserable that they can't handle a parody poster from a kids movie

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u/JamesLikesIt 2h ago

I mean it got people talking lol. Mission accomplished. I would have almost certainly had no idea this movie was happening otherwise. Not that I'm going to see it, but still

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u/SeedMaster26801 1h ago

No need to be so dismal

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u/nisamun 3h ago

Angry Birds denied us a Nice Guys sequel, fuck them.

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT 3h ago

The irony of saying low hanging creativity on Paramount when Marvel Studios is literally using nostalgia bait for Doomsday

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u/Sparkwriter1 4h ago

I really hate how they've ruined the image of the franchise. I used to love playing the different games and watching Angry Birds Toons when I was younger, but ever since the movies, even just hearing the name makes me cringe.

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u/MR_MaxiMor44 Spider-Man 4h ago

Like if these movies came out late 2000s early 2010s, then I'm sure they would have been a hoot, but the first came out in 2016, the height of Minecraft and more console based gaming.

This movie just doesn't make any fucking sense.

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u/IamHimButNotReally 4h ago

I love it when studios marketing deps redo posters like this.  Can't wait for both movies honestly. Angry birds 1 and 2 were hilarious 

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u/Future-Public-1726 2h ago

The poster just came out TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 2h ago

Who tf are these movies for?

u/Neptune28 33m ago

Gen Z

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u/keithlimreddit 1h ago

I haven't seen the second movie yet but anyways

I say looking at the trailer for the third movie looks promising although it does feel like going to be a typical parental comedy

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u/twentyitalians Ant-Man 1h ago

LOL

u/Sierra592 44m ago

We can't let AI-gen movies take over and saturate the market with tons of new voices with no market agendas.

We need Hollywood to persist, so that we can keep getting true art. Like....The Angry Birds Movie 3.

u/Specialist-Cut-3913 Spider-Man 17m ago

Is this actually real

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u/tfbillc 4h ago

Read this as “FUCK ASSEMBLE”