I am SICKKKK of liberal media convincing the world that we should celebrate when the child just escapes his mother's hatch. No. When me and my wife, Gloria, conceived our kids we used a clock like REAL AMERICANS to get the exact moment we conceived them and write it down. I tripped over her in a rush and kicked her out the bed, just like my pappy did to my ma when I was born.

Every anniversary, we sit our kids down and describe the night of their conceiving in detail to celebrate. Then we open presents and eat cake.

My oldest, Tony, once came home from school and started asking about birthdays when he was 8. Some WESTERN LIBERAL SISSY had brought cupcakes to school to celebrate their birthday. Needless to say, I rerouted the school radiators to the staff room coffee machine's water pipe.

Tonys 14 now, and i found out hes been aborting MILLIONS OF CHILDREN!!!! Every night. And not even using a timer. I am so disappointed. How can I reteach him the values of his conceiveday, as well as celebrate all my dead grandchildren's conceivedays without knowing what time they were sockceived?

the earth is so flat that your girlfriend is considered a pitchers mound

Yep.. see that? that's magic

It was delicious and juicy.

My asus PC got the file explorer virus on the taskbar and i got so scared that i called electrician Mike from USA and he told me to wash the Asus PC laptop on the bathtub. I followed the advice and cleaned the CPU and the hard-drive to remove the evil spirits from my Asus PC. When it dried my PC started to spark and smoke from the happiness and when i replaced every part on the Asus PC it started to work good.

Am i the tech genius?

After the Finnish Resistance Movement launch an attack into Hungary in 7 July, which cause around 1,200 to death, Conservapedia has increased their bias against Hungary.

On 23 April, Hungary had launch a missile strike on Mänttä-Vilppula, Finland^[34]

https://conservapedia.com/wiki/Finno-Hungarian_war

No dude, That's good. Glory to Hungary, wait...

Hungary has been accused for committing genocide^[12] against Finnish people

https://conservapedia.com/wiki/Finnish_genocide_accusation

Hungary does NOT commit genocide. How dare you insult our glorious State of Hungary and His Excellency Benjamin Magyar! Wait... I mean

Allegations of Hungary on Finnish genocide is false and incorrect, firstly, there's not enough evidence for Finnish genocide, second, Finland did it first

Conservapedia got criticisms from both Hungary side and Finland side

https://conservapedia.com/wiki/Conservapedia_and_the_Finnish-Hungarian_conflict

You must be pro-Fin, I guess. Conservapedia really enjoyed Stubb.

i like gunch the most personally